Do women have to work so hard?

Hua Yulou put down the teacup with a belly, picked a piece of walnut and threw it in his mouth, and asked casually while eating: "You should have practiced it usually, how do you practice, I can teach you it." ”

It's better to ask clearly, so as not to provoke any jokes and make yourself embarrassed like a fool.

Zhuang Rou slapped off the walnut shell slag in his hand, counted his fingers and said, "My brother doesn't like me to learn this, so he has to carry him on his back, so he can only practice quietly in the room." ”

"Actually, I didn't do anything, I just hid a pair of stones and locked them under the bed, and I just raised them if I had nothing to do. Hanging on the beam of the house to practice strength, etc., when people are not paying attention, they tie a few sandbags on their bodies, and they don't do anything to do it. ”

Hua Yulou looked at her inexplicably, "What are you practicing these for?" If you like it so much, how good it would be for your brother to find a master to teach, and do this kind of thing secretly alone, do you want to assassinate someone? ”

"Besides, who taught you this, you also know how to tie sandbags." He was a little funny that he knew this way.

Zhuang Rou squinted at him and said casually: "It's an old man who wants food, he has a broken leg, and he can't even eat if he is too fierce." So he brought some orphans back and made them beg and steal to feed him. ”

But he couldn't even sustain food and clothing, and it was not easy to make money stealing, so he took those children to sell smuggled salt. Later, within a few days of good life, people died, and they must have killed themselves if they committed many injustices. ”

Hua Yulou looked like he was listening to it with relish, and asked while eating walnuts, "How did you die?" ”

Hehe laughed a few times, Zhuang Rou shrugged and smiled: "Who knows, someone killed it." ”

I see, it seems that I can't pinch walnuts to fool her anymore, so Hua Yulou said: "Tomorrow I will bring iron sand over, set up a big pot to fry the sand, and then you put your hand in the hot iron sand and practice repeatedly." As long as you can endure hardship, you will have a small success in three or five years. ”

"......" Zhuang Rou laughed when she heard this, "Your method is too slow, where can you do it in three or five years, is there a faster way?" ”

"You have to eat the food in one bite, and the practice is even more so, if you don't practice like this, how can you catch people." Obviously, he just said that he had to endure hardship, but now he hasn't started yet, so he shouted that it couldn't be done, Hua Yulou only felt funny.

Zhuang Rou was very embarrassed and said: "It's not that I don't practice, three or five years is too long, isn't it just to catch the other party and tie him up before he breaks free." Why bother to insert iron sand so much, just find a way to prevent him from breaking free. ”

Hua Yulou was almost angry with her, "Then you should talk about it, is there any way to make the other party unable to break free!" ”

"Make a pair of iron gloves with dozens of small barbs on them, and wear them on your hands when you want to catch someone. When he grabs him, the hook will hook into the opponent's flesh, and if he forcibly breaks free, he will tear off the flesh and injure him. Zhuang Rou thought for a while and said.

She was still afraid that she couldn't speak clearly, so she stretched out her hands and gestured, "Even if he runs away, because he has injuries on his body, he has to find a place to heal." An injured person is more likely to be exposed than an uninjured person, and not being able to catch someone can also make him panic and nervous, and maybe he will die of being too injured. ”

"Hey." Hua Yulou reminded speechlessly, "Have you forgotten your identity, who are you going to deal with with such a bloody thing?" How the means are more vicious than the Jianghu people. ”

Zhuang Rou said inexplicably: "You yourself are not much better, what qualifications do you have to say about me." Anyway, you just say, it's not going to work. ”

Hua Yulou pursed his lips and said helplessly: "Okay." ”

"Great, then you can help me make two pairs of gloves, and they should be made of fine steel, and it is better to be soft and close-fitting." Zhuang Rou clapped his hands and smiled, it's so easy, as long as you learn the moves and use them with jiu-jitsu, you will have one more means to control the enemy.

Except for Zhuang Rou, there is no second person in this world who can see the famous Huayulou, who can be so angry in one day. He was so angry that he shouted again, "Why do you want me to create this kind of perverted glove, the little county king has money and people, let him do it!" ”

Zhuang Rou held her face with a cute expression, and pouted and said: "My family has no power to restrain chickens, and he is a delicate and noble son who comes to eat and stretch out his hand." How could it be possible to build such a terrible thing, I took him to dig a grave before, and I scared him out of vomit, what if I frightened him this time? ”

"Why do I think you're calling him a useless piece of waste?" Hua Yulou narrowed her eyes, this woman actually went to dig a grave, and did such a disgusting and resentful thing, what did I promise?

However, Zhuang Rou supported her face with the palm of her hand and smiled sweetly: "Dude, our acquaintance is fate, and this can be regarded as a thought for Rou'er." ”

"You're enough!" This was done by countless women in front of him, but it made Hua Yulou jump.

Obviously, I used to think that this was very pleasing to the eye, and I got a woman's heart, which was extremely enjoyable. Now I feel that my chest is clogged, and I feel like I want to vomit.

This woman is going to ruin me!

I'll come back in a few days, and you can heal my wounds, and when the time comes, I won't be able to learn for three days, and I won't teach you again! Hua Yulou threw down these words, and immediately rushed over the wall and left.

Watching him leave as if fleeing for his life, Zhuang Rou looked dazed, she was a little puzzled, is this person not good?

"It's weird, there's something wrong." Zhuang Rou tilted her head and scratched her neck, muttered incomprehensibly, and then picked up two walnuts and crushed them and ate them.

Although Hua Yulou was a little nervous, she felt that the walnuts tasted really good, and she couldn't stop eating them.

Hua Yulou climbed the city wall out of Hongzhou again, came directly to Yunxia Mountain, and threw himself on the couch when he entered the backyard of Qingfan Palace, almost rolling over, "I don't want to go again, I don't want to see that woman again, don't let me go, change someone!" ”

Luo Yunfan looked at him inexplicably and poured him a cup of tea, "Have a drink, how did you talk to her?" ”

"No, I've had enough." Hua Yulou turned over and sat up, pitifully took his hand and said, "Brother Yunfan, I treat you as a good brother, you can't push me into the fire pit!" ”

"What's wrong?" Luo Yunfan has known Hua Yulou for so long, and it is the first time he has seen him in such a gaffe, so he couldn't help frowning, and his eyes that were always squinting also opened.

Hua Yulou covered his face with one hand and said bitterly: "Brother Yunfan, you don't know, just now she said that acquaintance is fate, and she wants to ask for something from me as a thought." ”

When Luo Yunfan heard this, his eyes narrowed again, and he shook off the hand that he was holding himself, and his tone was already unhappy, "Winning the hearts of others, and coming to me to cry and show off, this is not like you." ”

"What a show-off!" Hua Yulou slapped the table and shouted angrily, "How shy and cute other women are when they say that." But she was like that, I just thought she had provoked a demon who only eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and it made me want to vomit! ”

"I feel that there is a shadow, and when I meet other women in the future, how will I face them. Brother Yun Fan, I may not be able to go to the flowers to play the world again, who knows if they are sincere, maybe like this Zhuang Rou, they just want to lie to me? ”

He complained and slapped the table for a drink, and maybe tomorrow he would forget the terrible feeling.

Luo Yunfan looked at him with an expressionless face, he used to always make trouble and couldn't keep a private life with a young lady, obviously he slapped his ass first and ran away. It's good now, it's actually a scared woman.

The girl looks... It's not that scary, is it?