191. Hot spring pools of the eighteen villages
Before leaving, the big guy still planned to spend a good night in the Savage Village to replenish his strength, and set off early the next morning.
"Since we all moved away, there have been a lot of wild dogs in the wild dog village, and they have all become wild dog villages, and the wild dogs enter the house and bite everything they can, which is really hateful. Song Xiaoyu said.
Xie Wuji said: "Little jade girl, what's this, brother will help you teach these wild dogs a good lesson, and punish the wild dogs well before we leave!"
"You want meat?" said Simon, leaning over.
"Where, these wild dogs are wandering around here, and the food they eat is very unclean, it's strange that their meat can be eaten!" Xie Wuji said with a smile.
So he stepped aside, found a garlic masher, and began grinding the stuff.
Xiaoyu went to cook, and after coming to the savage village, they caught a few pheasants, so they planned to cook a chicken meal to eat in the evening.
Xie Wuji grabbed a handful of Tonggua Shunqi pills at once, planning to find some minced meat and mix them together, and then give them to these wild dogs to eat, so that these wild dogs can have a good meal.
"Brother Wuji, come here, how do you say this chicken is delicious? You are good at cooking, I have to ask for advice." Song Xiaoyu said with a smile.
Xie Wuji heard that Song Xiaoyu was going to ask him for advice, and he was so happy that he put the garlic bowl aside, and he said: "Chicken, naturally it is the best white chopped chicken, of course, don't underestimate this white chopped chicken......
Xie Wuji began to speak continuously.
At this time, Song Zhong was a little hungry, he came to the kitchen to look, and suddenly saw a garlic pot, and he immediately became happy: "Yo he, there are peanuts to eat at night, hehe...... I'll steal a little first!"
Saying that, Song Zhong took the garlic jar away, he came to the outside of the house, and saw that Song Xiao was repairing the carriage at this time, he said: "Big brother, I calculated that there is a hot spring next to our village, Wuji has been here for so long, and he has not soaked in it, otherwise he will take Wuji there to relax after he is done?"
Song Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he was overjoyed when he heard this: "Okay, this is a good idea, it happens that the weather is cold now, so it's best to take a bath!"
Simon passed by with something in his hand: "Uncle Zhong, Uncle Xiao, what are you so happy about?"
"Eat a good meal at night and go to the hot springs!" Song Xiao said.
Simon was overjoyed.
Song Xiao said, "Ah Zhong, what are you eating?"
"Hey, peanuts, it's a peanut made by Xiaoyu, although the taste is a little strange, but it's good to fill your stomach, let's rush all the way, we don't have time to eat, eat some to pad your stomach first, brother, you eat some." Saying that, Song Zhong handed the garlic bowl to Song Xiao.
Song Xiao was already hungry, and when he ate a lot of food, he nodded again and again.
At dinner, a group of people finally got together, and they were naturally very happy to eat, but here Xie Wuji was depressed, and said in his heart that the balls he prepared disappeared?
When he finished helping Song Xiaoyu, he came back and saw that there were no more pills in the garlic bowl.
Could it be that the wild dogs sneaked into the food and then ate it?
Xie Wuji shook his head and remained silent.
During the banquet, several men pushed cups and changed lamps, eating happily, Song Xiao broke a branch, picked his teeth, he waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go to the hot springs together"
Although it was not the first time Xie Wuji had come to this savage village, he had never been to the hot spring, so he was naturally very happy, and came to the vicinity of the hot spring, lit a lantern, and the pool water was crystal clear.
At the same time, there are many big men from neighboring villages in it.
"Yo, it turned out to be Boss Song, are you back?"
Song Xiao pulled a handkerchief on his shoulder: "You guys are also coming to the hot springs, ...... Recently, I came back, since the accident a while ago, some of the villagers in Savage Village have passed away, and those who are alive have gone their separate ways, so we came back to pack up our things, and then moved to other places. ”
"Where are you going?" asked the fellow with a smile.
"It's not decided yet, let's talk about it then. Song Xiao shirked the past.
The hot spring pool was very large, accommodating more than a dozen people, and it was constantly steaming, and these old men sat in it, their faces were slightly red, and they naturally enjoyed themselves.
Xie Wuji tried the water, but felt that the temperature of the pool water was a little high, so he sat next to him, but several big men were also honest with each other, and their bodies were also smooth.
Suddenly, at this time, Song Xiao's brows furrowed, his eyes opened suddenly, and then, Xie Wuji saw Song Xiao soaked under his ass in the water, and a yellow column of water sprayed out with a "boom"!
Xie Wuji looked at Song Xiao incredulously, because Song Xiao actually had diarrhea in the pool.
Song Xiao's face changed suddenly, he looked at Xie Wuji, biting his lip with his teeth, frowning, and shaking his head with a serious face.
Xie Wuji had a bad premonition in his heart, and he nodded solemnly.
Then he looked around and found that Song Zhong and several others were soaked in the water and unconscious, while Song Xiao was holding the edge of the pool with both hands, his body was straight, and he slowly stood up and wanted to figure it out.
When the fellow heard the sound of water, he opened his eyes in confusion, saw Song Xiaoguang's big belly, and said with a smile: "You're leaving so soon?" ”
Song Xiao was silent, but just as he was about to come out, an accident happened.
"Poof!"
There was a muffled sound, followed by a string of yellow liquid spurting out.
The fellow was directly shot in the head by this string of, and he was stunned.
The fellow wiped his face, almost lost his breath, and roared: "Old Song, what are you doing?
Song Xiao snorted: "Hold on, I can't hold it!"
As he spoke, he jerked out of the hot spring pool, but there was a lot of moss around the hot spring pool, and Lao Song slipped barefoot, so he fell to the ground all of a sudden, he didn't care about the pain, and covered his buttocks with his hands.
That didn't work at all, and the rot erupted from all directions between his fingers, like a series of arrows, one shot after another, full of energy.
said that it was too late, and other situations broke out in the hot spring pool, and I saw that Song Zhong, Ximen, and Feilong couldn't stand it, and they poured directly into the pool, and the pool was almost yellow.
Xie Wuji also jumped up when he saw this.
The rest of the fellows also rushed out at once when they saw this, Song Zhong ate a lot of "peanuts", he stood up and ran out of the pool while spraying, his face was green,
Simon and Fat Dragon looked at each other after they came out, and they couldn't bear to look over.
"Poof, poof!"
These two guys are also competing to spray
The whole hot spring is fried
The two brothers of the Song family, Feilong Ximen, the four of them were lying, standing, running, and jumping, all in pain.
For a while, the butt became a spout, spraying hot springs, trees, villagers' bodies, and grass everywhere.
In the distance, there happened to be another villager from the next village, with a handkerchief wrapped around his waist, and he was holding a mud basin, and when he saw it, he thought that everyone was here.
He hurriedly came over to the whole family, but when he got closer, a mouthful of dirty yellow was thrown on his face, and he stretched out his tongue and licked it, and suddenly his face turned sideways, and he roared: "Who's throwing pumpkin mush, and don't need money for food?"
Song Xiao knelt on the ground and shouted, "Everything, fucking get out of the way for me!"
Then in the frightened gaze of the fellow, Song Xiao sprayed directly onto the canopy!
It was more than ten meters high, and the birds in the trees were flying everywhere.
The fellow was dumbfounded, which showed how much shock this picture brought him, his lips trembled, and he trembled and said, "How many brothers are inside, are you guys struggling in the game?"
I helped Song Xiao to the side of the woods, and Song Xiao said weakly: "Don't touch me, I'm ...... I'm going to pull it too. ”
Although the villagers of Savage Village are gone, this period of history is engraved in the history of several other villages, the only hot spring pool in the eighteen villages has been transformed into a manure tank, every time someone passes by, they have to snort one or two, in order to commemorate the special contribution given by the old Song brothers.
There is a rumor that the people of Savage Village are practicing an evil skill, so they have to leave the Eighteen Villages.
And the truth has always surfaced, it turned out that Xie Wuji used it to feed the wild dogs, but it was eaten as a peanut by Song Zhong, and it also harmed several other brothers, everything has a cause and must have an effect, so Song Zhong couldn't get out of bed for three days, and was chased and beaten by Song Xiao and Feilong Ximen.
As a result, a group of people who wanted to stay in the Savage Village couldn't stay any longer, so they could only set off early, and they had already packed their bags and prepared to set off early in the morning.