Chapter 15 - I swear I really wanted to kill him
“......”
Su Linfei looked at the woman with a vigilant expression, how could he just think that there was really a water god to do this kind of, it would be too idle.
The other party's friendly smile was very contagious, and it was very easy for people to relax their vigilance, and she spread her hands out, waiting for Su Linfei's answer.
Su Linfei clearly understood that no matter whether the woman standing in front of him was a woman transformed from a fox spirit, or it was really a landscape god, he couldn't beat the other party now, so he had to answer patiently: "No." ”
I thought that I should not say anything next, because his honesty would give him both gold and silver stones, and such a development would be too boring.
Although it is boring, he will accept it, just listen to the woman nod with satisfaction, and then hold it with both hands, the two stones will turn into smoke and dust and disappear, and Su Lin, who is watching, will open his eyes wide.
The woman's expression was soft, and she said in a kind tone: "Xiao Langjun is really an honest child, in order to commend you, my sister will give herself to you." ”
Su Linfei thought about it in surprise, picked up a dead branch from his feet, threw it to the side, and then pointed to the branch and said to the woman: "Go, pick it up." ”
"......" This time it was the woman's turn to be stunned, she took a deep breath, her smile was still the same, and explained: "I didn't mean to be your pet. ”
This made Su Linfei a little confused: "Then what do you mean?"
"Sister is saying that my sister's person is yours. ”
The woman's words made Su Linfei even more confused, this seemed to be no different from what he said just now, but since he had denied the previous statement, Su Linfei had to change his way of thinking to understand, and asked: "Do you know how to do the work of sweeping the floor and wiping the table?"
"I haven't done it before. ”
"What about the tea and water?"
"I haven't done it either. The woman patiently replied one by one, and said in her heart that this young man regarded her as a maid?
"So what the hell can you do?"
Hehe, the woman chuckled in her heart, her eyes were charming, and Qiu Bo said tactfully: "The slave has good kung fu in bed." ”
"What do you mean!?" Su Linfei looked at her in surprise.
The woman smiled softly and nodded shyly, "That's right. ”
I saw Su Linfei shaking his head fiercely, as if he was struggling in his heart, carrying out a fierce ideological struggle, and finally said: "No, no, you may not care, but organizing such a thing as selling X really broke through my bottom line." ”
The woman was even more stunned when she heard this, and then there seemed to be a bruise on her forehead, damn it! What is the organization selling X? What do you call me, maybe I don't care? What is wrong with this child's brain? I have already said this, is it pretending to be stupid? The woman's mood is like turbulent waves, and it is difficult to calm down, but then she remembers something, takes a few deep breaths, calms her emotions, and speaks again:" My sister means that seeing Xiao Langjun is handsome and honest, it really makes my sister secretly agree, seeing that Xiao Langjun is already a cultivator on the mountain, and my sister happens to be the god of mountains and rivers in this land, so she wants to marry Xiao Langjun as a fairy couple. ”
I've said it so clearly, I don't believe you can continue to pretend to me?
The words of this water god lady made Su Linfei's mouth grow in surprise, and his face was incredulous, wondering if there was something wrong with this person's brain?
The ......woman was stunned again, and her state of mind, which had finally calmed down, was even more thunderstorm at the moment.
She dared to swear, change the outside, and then change the person, if she heard that there would be such a good thing in the world, she had to kneel down with her mother, one knock on the sky has a fate, and the two knocks on the goddess's blue eyes, which Cheng thought that his mother would meet this reaction.
But this woman is worthy of being an existence that has existed for a long time, and her control of emotions has been cultivated to the home, and she gritted her teeth and smiled: "Of course there are benefits, marrying me as a Taoist couple, relying on the method of double cultivation, in less than fifty years, Xiao Langjun can be promoted to the Fengzun realm, which can be described as soaring." ”
"That's it?" said Su Linfei with a frown. Yes
This sentence almost made the woman collapse on the spot, and she said angrily in her heart: What do you mean by this? That is the Lingtai Fengzun Realm!? Could it be that there is only one such evaluation left in the outside world now? Is it that I have been cut off from communication with the outside world for too long, and my world view is outdated.
"Of course it won't be just that. The woman smiled a little forcefully at this time.
"As I said just now, my sister is the god of mountains and rivers in this land, and she has accumulated a lot of money over the years, and she is also worth a lot of money on the mountain, and she is married to a Taoist couple, these are all you, of course, since you are a Taoist couple, my sister and I will also serve you wholeheartedly. The woman made up her mind to let go, and Luo shirt was half-undone, revealing her snow-like fragrant shoulders: "You can do whatever you want." ”
"Then take off your clothes first!" Su Linfei's eyes lit up, and his impatient appearance made the woman sneer in her heart, sure enough, she was still a man, and the reaction in front was probably a trick to catch and indulge, she took off her gown as Su Linfei wished, twisted her body, and exuded a strong erotic atmosphere.
And then...... The long shirt was snatched away by Su Linfei, and the woman stood stunned and watched him spread his clothes on the grass and injured, and she didn't know what she was doing with her hands together.
"......" The woman felt a little aggrieved for the first time in her heart, and when she saw Su Linfei pinching a needle-like flying sword and about to pierce her favorite Luo Yun shirt, the woman finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "I'm afraid of you, I'm afraid of you." ”
Su Linfei saw the other party snap his fingers, and then his feet were light, and the person disappeared from this world in an instant.
"Get out of here!" The woman stepped on the ground with hatred, and the earth trembled violently within a radius of a hundred miles, and the birds scattered in all directions, and her heart moved, and the long robe on the ground flew back and automatically put it on her body.
"Alas~" The woman sighed heavily, stepped out, and disappeared from the lake, leaving only a shivering figure at the bottom of the lake.
When it reappeared, it was the top of a high mountain in the middle of this square heaven and earth, this extreme mountain sparkled in the sun, the mountain body was full of all kinds of long swords, there was a quaint stone pavilion on the top of the mountain, the woman had recovered her true appearance after appearing, with long blue hair and black eyes, which can be called peerless.
When I walked into the pavilion, I saw a handsome woman with black hair and an ink shirt inside, smiling but not smiling, looking at her with a playful expression.
"It's me who lost, I lost because that kid has a problem with his brain, it's definitely because my posture is not good!" The tone was categorical, and the blue-haired woman took off a piece of cyan jade pendant hanging from her waist and threw it to the woman in the ink shirt, willing to lose the bet, "If you want to laugh, laugh." ”
"Thank you~" The woman in the ink shirt was in a good mood, caught the jade pendant, put it on her waist, and said: "I'm very curious, if that young man's lust is really just beginning and wants to correct you on the spot, what about you?"
"Hehe, that's needless to say. The blue-haired woman sneered and said, "Why not, can I still suffer a loss?"
"That's ruthless!" the woman in the ink shirt stammered.
There was a breeze blowing on the top of the mountain, and there was another woman in the small pavilion on the top of the mountain, with orange plain clothes and long hair coiled behind her head, but her appearance was much more immature than the other two, and she looked still a green girl, but judging from the expressions of the other two women, the status of this orange girl was obviously only high.
"Sister auspicious. The blue-haired woman gave a blessing, and her tone was affectionate.
The girl in orange looked at her and sighed: "It's all said:" It's all said to read less palace fighting novels. Then her expression became more serious: "The boy was thrown out like this?"
"That's right, a beginner monk, if you don't throw it out, will we keep him for it?"
"Don't you recognize who he is?" the girl in orange said in surprise: "How can you appear in this world inexplicably, how can you do it without fate, how many years have we been closed here." ”
"Damn! Aya, you calculate me!" The blue-haired woman made a slight calculation in her heart, and suddenly came to the result, and said to the woman in the ink shirt.
The woman in the ink shirt just shrugged her shoulders and looked indifferent.
"Forget it, anyway, now his realm is low, and it's not complete, so maybe he will forget it when the time comes. The blue-haired woman patted her chest and comforted herself.
"Ten thousand years have passed, and now the people who should come back ...... Looks like they're all coming back. The girl in orange overlooked the mountains and rivers, and the other two women did not speak, both thoughtful.
The long river of 10,000 years seems to be fleeting, they have been waiting for too long, at the top of the Sword Mountain, a long sword stands on it, the sword body is rusty, and like them, I don't know who they are waiting for.