I was tempted to stop picking and running out of the coffin.

But this taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, just lying in and demolishing people, it seems a little unauthentic. What's more, the father of the three sons has all called, if I run out, I will have to be chopped up alive.

So I lay down and counted the time with my fingers crossed.

I don't know how long it took, but my heart was big enough to fall asleep in a daze.

By the time I woke up, I didn't know the time or how much time it was until dawn. The lid of the coffin was covered with dirt, but I could feel a cold wind pouring in from outside the coffin.

The wind blew on my body, and it hurt as if I had been cut by a knife. And in addition to the sound of my own heartbeat, I heard the sound of Si Si Suo from the four corners of the coffin.

After a little more waiting, it seemed that something had crept up on my body.

I grabbed it with my hand, grabbed a handful of things, and they squirmed in my palms.

"it." I screamed, and my body was already crawling with dense worms. I felt that the bugs were all carrying hard shells and had a lot of thin feet, not to mention how disgusting.

They are not afraid of people, and they don't know where to get in, more and more. Soon it was crawling all over my body and constantly climbing up my face. A few others tried to drill down my nostrils and ear piercings.

I finally reached the limit of my endurance, screamed, and propped myself up from the coffin.

Fortunately, the coffin was not a real coffin, and there was only a thin layer of floating soil on it, and I was able to jump out of the coffin without any problems.

It was dark outside, and the group had already dispersed. I breathed a sigh of relief, and by the moonlight, I looked back at the coffin. Strangely, there weren't any bugs in there, could it be that what I just experienced was just a hallucination?

I was so puzzled that I didn't dare to lie back any longer, so I simply trotted back home.

When I got home, the coldness on my body hadn't faded, and I was still shivering under the quilt. Soon I had a high fever again, and I fell into a semi-coma.

After a while, I saw the third uncle come back in a daze. His hair was like grass, and the already torn robe on his body was torn into strips of rags.

When the third uncle saw my appearance, he sighed and said, "Big nephew, as long as you don't move, this thing will be done." It's good, it's messed up......"

I scolded weakly: "You pull a few handfuls down, you said lightly, put a bunch of bugs on your body to try?" ”

The third uncle shook his head and didn't argue with me, but just took out a few pills from his body and stuffed them into my mouth. The next morning, my fever was gone.

When I wanted to go to the third uncle to ask about the situation, I found that he had left his hometown overnight.

Later, I found out that the old Liang Tou died in the night, and the time was probably the time when I crawled out of the coffin. The third uncle messed up the matter and was beaten up by the three sons. I guess he didn't have the face to stay at home anymore, so he just ran away.

After that, I didn't hear from the third uncle until I received a call from the third uncle.

The third uncle heard my voice on the phone and seemed very excited. He told me that he went to the south to develop over the years, took root in Shenzhen, and now works as a feng shui consultant for several listed companies at the same time, with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of yuan. He couldn't be busy alone, and wanted to ask me to go over and help him, ensuring that I had a car, a house, and a girl.

I really can't get mixed up here, and the third uncle's phone call is a life-saving straw thrown at me, and I have no choice but to hold on to it tightly. Based on my understanding of the third uncle, there must be an element of braggaking in his words. But I think no matter how true what he said, he wouldn't be worse than I am now, right? Later it turned out that I still didn't know my third uncle too well.

So I bought a hard seat and went south to Shenzhen to join my third uncle.

When I saw my third uncle at the station, I almost didn't recognize him.

In my impression, he is still in a broken robe, destitute. Now he was dressed in a suit, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and his hair was shiny. When he saw me, he gave me a bear hug and shouted, "My dear eldest nephew, I finally saw you, you have done the third uncle a great favor......

I said to myself, what can I do to help you when I just came?

I was carrying my luggage and watching the third uncle wave to a taxi, I felt a little in a trance. Don't you say that the monthly salary is tens of thousands of yuan? Why didn't you even get a car?

Then my guess was quickly verified, and the third uncle commanded the car, and soon left the city and drove to the suburbs. Turning around, the taxi stopped in an old residential area.

The third uncle led the way in front and finally led me into a basement.

My intuition tells me that I have been cheated by this unobtrusive third uncle again. The basement is dark and damp, with a smoky musty smell, and the third uncle's room is also like a garbage heap, cockroaches crawl around, and there are a bunch of wine bottles and instant noodle boxes in the corner.

I sneered: "Third uncle, you, a feng shui consultant, have a monthly salary of tens of thousands, so you will equip this dormitory?" ”

The third uncle grinned, and before he could speak, a group of people broke in from outside.

This group of people are all bald, shirtless and wearing vests, with various tattoos tattooed on their bodies, and they are not good at first glance.

A black fat man at the head glanced at me and said to the third uncle: "Yo, Li Laodao, he is your nephew Li Yang?" It's time to pay it back this time, right? ”

The third uncle hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Boss Wu, my nephew just came, he is a college student, and his brain is alive." With the two of us here, don't worry, I will pay you back your money with interest after a while. ”

The black fat man raised his eyebrows: "After a while?" How long the fuck has it been since you? Lao Tzu is not so patient, today your nephew is here, Lao Tzu will save you some face. If I don't pay back the money in half a month, you and your nephew will be especially careful for me......"

The third uncle hurriedly agreed.

The black fat man waved his hand, and several of his subordinates came up and held me down, and searched the only few hundred yuan that the third uncle and I had.

The black fat man and the others walked away, I looked at the third uncle, I was angry, and asked loudly: "You are really fucking capable, and you are also a pit for your own nephew." If you borrow money from others, are you gambling again? Also, how do they know my name? ”

The third uncle didn't speak, and took out a piece of paper from his bag to show me.

I took it and saw that it was a loan contract, and the third uncle actually borrowed 300,000 yuan from someone. The borrowers below are two people, one is me and the other is Li Dongbin.

I pointed to the name and asked, "Who is this Li Dongbin?" ”

The third uncle smiled miserably: "It's me." ”

"Fart. Isn't your name Li Dagang? ”

"Hehe, the name Li Dagang...... It's so unfairy. I've changed my name to Li Dongbin a long time ago......"

"Damn. Li Dagang, you can really do it......"

"The eldest nephew, it's Li Dongbin......"

I waved my hand: "Less nonsense." You borrowed money to put my name on chicken feathers? Did I provoke you? No wonder you said I did you a great favor when I first came. You're pulling me into the water. ”

"Big nephew, I've calculated, the two of us have a lot of money, and only when we are together can we have a smooth ride......"

"Fuck off. I believe in you again, I am raised by you. I'm telling you, if I don't sign it, this contract is invalid. You yourself are here to be your feng shui consultant, I'm leaving......" I was so angry that I trembled, ignored the third uncle, and turned around and wanted to leave.

"Big nephew, you also saw those people. They don't care if the contract is valid or not, if you want to run, they won't let you go. ”

I had just taken two steps when I heard the words of the third uncle, and I couldn't help but stand again. What he said is not unreasonable, those people look like they are all mixed up in the road, and they really don't talk about means to do things.

When the third uncle saw me stop, he hurriedly said, "Big nephew, the third uncle is not fooling you. I really have a way to make a lot of money, and I came to you to make a fortune together. When the time comes, don't talk about the 300,000, 3 million will not be a problem......"

I turned around and looked at the third uncle, I was really angry and hateful, and I felt a little pity for him. It is estimated that the suit on his body is also a prop he uses to save face.

"Is there anything to eat? Hungry ......."

The third uncle nodded hurriedly, found a pot and ordered two packs of instant noodles, and handed me a pair of chopsticks: "Eat quickly, you listen to me while eating......"

I sneered, "Won't you let me drill the coffin again?" ”

The third uncle sneered: "How can it? I didn't think about it that time, but this time I've been thinking about it for a long time......"

The third uncle briefly told me what happened, and I learned that he borrowed the 300,000 yuan, not to gamble, but to have a little girl in this residential building who had leukemia, and she couldn't save her life without a bone marrow transplant, but the cost was more than 300,000 yuan. The third uncle had been in Shenzhen for a few years, and he didn't have so much money in his hands, so he went to borrow a loan shark to pay the operation fee for the girl.

After the third uncle finished speaking, he was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he took out the hospital bill.

Only then did I look at the third uncle with admiration and said, "Third uncle, your spirit is commendable, but this loan shark is not a little damaged." They pulled me in. ”

The third uncle waved his hand: "Big nephew, I have no other way." You believe me once, I really have a way to make money, and I have to help me to make it happen......"

Seeing that the third uncle looked confident, I had to calm down and listen to him.

After listening to it, I also realized that the way he said was to resell the murderous house. According to him, the profit in this is quite considerable, and if it goes well, you can earn 300,000 yuan with one vote.

I listened but didn't think so: "How many can you pull down?" Last time, you almost buried me alive, and this time you tricked me into reselling the murderous mansion, who doesn't know that the murderous mansion is haunted, and the fool will go with you, Lao Tzu hasn't lived enough......"

The third uncle's face was flushed in a hurry, for fear that I would leave, so he pulled my sleeve and said, "Eldest nephew, have you been particularly unhappy all these years, always memorizing words?" ”

This made him right, I have indeed declined to home after all these years of paralysis. Girlfriend splits legs, goes wrong at work, and loses money in business...... Almost all the bad luck has to happen to me.

Seeing that I was silent, the third uncle continued: "I told you that your grandfather and my father's bad breath will make you unlucky for a lifetime." Last time, I thought of that solution, but you messed it up again, and if you want to transfer it, this time you will do as I say......"

I squinted at him: "Do you have a way?" ”

"Nonsense. Who is your third uncle? Li Dongbin. Your business, wrap it up on me......"