063 Juxiantang - Exposing Liu Bang
Bang Bang Bang!
As soon as Liu Bang's words fell, a burst of applause suddenly sounded from the side interrupting Yi Xiaochuan's words.
"It turns out that you are still a pavilion chief with unparalleled benevolence and righteousness, and you sacrificed yourself for a few servitudes, and sacrificed your righteous brother and a person you don't know with tears, I am really moved and admired!"
Liu Bang's face twitched, and he always felt that something was wrong with this, but he still turned to look at Guo Dong: "You're polite, polite, thank you for your understanding!" ”
Guo Dong waved his hand and said with a smile: "Understand, understand!" It's just that I have a doubt, I don't know if the pavilion chief can solve my doubts? ”
Liu Bang was stunned: "Ah, please speak!" ”
"Then may I ask, since you are so self-sacrificing and righteous, why didn't you write your name and Xiaochuan's name together?"
"This ......"
Liu Bang was speechless for a moment, but before he could quibble, Guo Dong immediately asked a few questions like a machine gun: "Also, why is it that the next morning you have to hand over the conscription, you didn't be more cautious to prevent you from being beheaded because of the crime of joint sitting, and there will be conscription to escape again, but instead get drunk with people?" ”
"Why is Xiaochuan, who is physically stronger than you, has better martial arts than you, and has a higher amount of alcohol than you, drunk unconscious, and the next day he was tied up and sent to the conscription team to repair the Great Wall, but you didn't do anything?"
Liu Bang's face became more and more stiff, Yi Xiaochuan's eyes were even more angry, and Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu on the side slowly understood some of the original things.
"Also, as far as I know, there are not a few people who have escaped or died from forced labor, and others can sell a few slaves to replace them, so why can you give up others, including your own righteous brothers, and not give up a little of your own money? The money for a meal is enough to buy a cheaper slave, plus yourself, the amount is just right, why didn't you do it? We are so benevolent and righteous that we sacrifice ourselves in Surabaya Pavilion Chief Liu Bang and Lord Liu, can you explain my doubts? ”
Liu Bang hurriedly wanted to defend himself, but he didn't want Guo Dong to interrupt him again with a wave of his hand: "Also, when the official accepts forced labor, it is not that whoever is arrested will be arrested, but that whoever is written on the roster will arrest whom, if you don't write the names of Xiaochuan and the two outsiders before this, how can the official arrest the two of them?" ”
"In addition, they are all forced servants, but whether they go to be official slaves or build straight roads, to build the Great Wall or to clean up rivers, etc., what these conscripts do is not up to the officials, but the people responsible for escorting the conscripts are allocated according to the allocated quota."
"Liu Bang, don't take everyone in the world for a fool, not to mention that there is no impermeable wall in the world, some of them have sent you money, and some of them have been divided into short and easy servitude, but they have returned to Pei County before you. Before you came to Xianyang, you were already arrested by my people in Xianyang, do you think I can't ask about the things you did at the beginning? ”
In addition, the general Meng Tian was in charge of repairing the Great Wall, and all the conscripts and soldiers who built the Great Wall were under his jurisdiction. Coincidentally, I have a lot of friends with Meng Tian, let him help me find out who took over your team of conscripts in the first place, but it's just a matter of one sentence, do you say that it will be difficult for me to know the truth of this matter? ”
Before Guo Dong said anything, Yi Xiaochuan's eyes were more angry, Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu's anger was even heavier, and Liu Bang's face was even paler.
"You, you, you, you...... Who are you? ”
For the first time in his life, Liu Bang was finally scared because of this abduction, and he finally didn't know how to quibble.
"Me? Let me introduce myself, my name is Guo Dong, my name is Ziliang, my ancestral home is Zhang County, Xue County, a descendant of Qi State, and I studied under Xiang Gongliang, a descendant of the Shenxiang family of the Chu State Army, and Yi Xiaochuan are both fellow villagers and brothers, or Lianqiao brothers. Furthermore...... I don't know if you still remember Gao Yao? ”
Guo Dongyue said that Liu Bang's cold sweat came out of his forehead, and finally the whole person trembled a little.
"High ...... High Want? You, you know him too? ”
Guo Dong smiled, but this smile made Liu Bang so creepy that he almost wanted to jump up and turn around and run.
"Yes, of course yes! He is my fellow countryman and Xiaochuan, and he is also the only fellow villager in this Qin country. And he is also my brother-in-law, and I am his brother-in-law...... Do you think I know each other? ”
The more Guo Dong laughed, the brighter he became, but the more Liu Bang listened, the more frightened he became, and in the end, he was about to get up and run away, but he just thought about it, if he could escape, he had escaped just now, how could he sit here and face Guo Dong, who was smiling more and more terrifyingly in his eyes?
But although he also has two points of force, it is far from Guo Dong, even if Guo Dong just puts a hand on his shoulder, let alone running away, he can't even stand up at all.
"Are you really hurting me? You and I are brothers! Why are you doing this to me? It's also going to be ...... Liu! Are you still human!? ”
Listening to Guo Dong say so much, how could Yi Xiaochuan still believe Liu Bang's half a sentence? Immediately stood up angrily, stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Bang's nose and roared.
"Eh~ Xiaochuan, don't mess around, this is Juxian Hall, we are guests who came to the party in response to Gongzi's Fusu, how can we be loud and roaring? Although this guy is not a human being, we can't help but give face to Fusu Gongzi, at least in this juxian hall, we must be elegant, calm, and calm! Brother Yu, disgusting you, can you and Xiaochuan change seats? ”
Guo Dong stopped Yi Xiaochuan with a smile, and turned his head to look at Xiang Yu, who had just moved to sit next to Xiang Liang next door because he was ashamed to be with Liu Bang.
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, frowned slightly, and randomly understood, got up with a smile and dragged Yi Xiaochuan to Xiang Liang's side, and he came over and sat on Yi Xiaochuan's seat and sat on the same table with Liu Bang, and Guo Dong sandwiched Liu Bang in the middle with one left and one right, and the two stretched out their left arms and their right hands, and they seemed to be intimate and put them on Liu Bang's shoulders.
Who is Xiang Yu?
The overlord of Western Chu, who is powerful and powerful in the world, is not counted as a storyteller, and there is no military general in the history books who is more powerful than him.
And what about Guo Dong?
It has the power of a cow and is as powerful as a cow, first with Xiang Yu to practice martial arts for more than a year and grow very much, and then with Yi Xiaochuan every day to drink Cui Wenzi's good wine to nourish the body, now compared to Xiang Yu is also not allowed to give up, both arms have two or three thousand catties of strength, arms together, one or two thousand catties of things gritted their teeth and also hugged or carried or carried, and moved it out of a mile away.
was put on the shoulders by these two people, let alone him, can you still find a person who can run away in the whole world?
Because of this change, several people didn't have the heart to listen to what Fusu said, and when Fusu left, when the heroes from all walks of life who came to apply officially signed up for the Juxian Hall, Liu Bang also reacted, his only way to live now is to stay in this Juxian Hall, only here through the Juxian Hall, through the protection of the eldest son of the Qin Emperor Fusu, can he survive, Guo Dong will not do anything to him.
It's a pity that Guo Dong let out his words early, between him, a rogue pavilion chief and Guo Dong, a male lion with an amazing identity background, who should be chosen is a fool. Even if there is no such thing, a ruffian can't pay it back, and there is no commendable skill at all, how could Juxiantang accept him?
This is the Juxian Hall, which recommends virtuous people, not the good hall of soup porridge and rice, and can come to any flower and homeless scoundrels.
"What is the name of the gentleman, and what are the skills?"
Guo Dong smiled: "My name is Guo Dong, I am both civil and military, and I am both military and political." Wen can lift the pen to calm the world, poetry, songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are proficient; Wu Ke can go on the horse to determine the world, crisscross the battlefield, and can directly take the head of the general in the army, and no one can stop it; It is indispensable to govern the land and the people, and to unify the army and train the army; How long can you be, whether it is farming, mulberry animal husbandry or mechanical skills, casting swords or killing people and treating injuries, they are all handy! ”
Suddenly, all the people in the room were fine, and they all looked at Guo Dong, although they didn't speak, but the meaning in their eyes couldn't be clearer.
Why didn't Your Excellency rise to 90,000 miles?
Or is it your dick, your father knows?
In our modern parlance, why don't you go to heaven? And...... Do your parents know that you're such a dick?
However, no one has any objection to Guo Dong's words, maybe Guo Dong is exaggerating, and the exaggeration is a bit excessive, but if nothing else, just Guo Dong has his back on his back, in his hand, and he walks freely without pressure, as if there is no general giant shield and giant sword at all, it is enough for him to have a sentence that can be taken as a general among the ten thousand armies, and it is enough to have this sentence that no one refutes!
"My name is Liu Bang, I can speak well and have ambitions."
Liu?
This is that Liu Bang?
The person in charge of the preliminary review looked up at Liu Bang, and now the most famous person in this Juxian Hall is Guo Dong, the uncle of the uncles, and Liu Bang, the rogue pavilion chief who has already told them that he will never be hired.
"Oops! What are you doing? ”
The scribe crossed out Liu Bang's name and smiled: "Please come back when Mr. has a skill!" Juxian Hall is a place where elites gather, although they are not divided into poor and low, they are all treated equally. But it must be virtuous and promising, righteous and heroic! Such an unscrupulous scoundrel as Mr. hehe...... Juxiantang didn't dare to go along with Mr. and be willing to fall! ”
Good!
As soon as the scribe's words fell, they were immediately applauded by everyone, which is not pretty!
You must know that Liu Bang's farce just now, as well as Guo Dong's revelation of his true face, are all in everyone's eyes, but many people are noncommittal about Guo Dong's domineering actions.
But now this Juxiantang's approach is better on both sides, that is, it sold Guo Dong's favor, and it did not give people a sense that Juxiantang was bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, but it also made Juxiantang and all the people who came to participate in Juxiantang involuntarily feel that they were much taller.
"Let's go, since you are not welcome in the Juxian Hall, then don't be here to disgust everyone!"
Guo Dongpi came over without smiling, and grabbed Liu Bang, who was guarded by Xiang Yu beside him, and lifted him up.