Gods and ghosts Da Ming 4
"Sect Master, this is the only remaining spell in our Xiamao Mountain!" The division commander Gong held a yellowed old book, respectfully placed it on the table in front of Wang Chen, Wang Chen picked it up and turned a few pages, it was a handwritten notebook, the traditional Chinese characters written by the brush were piled together like a fly's head, mixed with abbreviated cursive and ciphertext, and there was no punctuation.
Even if Wang Chen is from the Chinese department, he is also very difficult to read, and it is full of a large number of lead mercury, dragon tiger, dansha and other pronouns and a large number of Taoist proper nouns, which makes his scalp numb and his brain hurts.
Wang Chen hurriedly closed the cheats book, and scolded in his heart: "Who will tell me in the future, cheats are something that can be understood by a traverser." I'm in a hurry with him! Without punctuation, modern people - as long as they don't study that subject, they are afraid that they can't even understand the Analects, not to mention that this kind of cultural circle is relatively closed, full of a large number of Taoist books with references and ciphertexts - except for those disciples and disciples who are in the same lineage, others can understand a ghost! β
He put down this cheat book and smiled at the division commander Gong: "No need, I can't understand this cheat book for me, it's better for you to demonstrate it directly." β
The division commander Gong bowed and said: "The disciple obeys the order!" β
The division commander Gong respectfully took Wang Chen to the Ming Hall of Yizhuang, where there were a few coffins of different old and new, the little apprentices followed behind them, busy before and after, the division commander Gong came to an old coffin, and explained to Wang Chen: "Young Patriarch, the lower Mao Mountain is a vein, and the Taoism is all started by the corpses of people, and there are many impurities and obscure places......
Wang Chen nodded and said, "I know, you can open the museum!" β
The division commander Gong confessed, and with a stroke of luck on the coffin board with both hands, he opened the half-pulled coffin lid, revealing the corpse of a big man with a blue face and a lifelike face, the coffin lid was a little rotten, and when he opened it, a smell of rotten wood rushed straight to Wang Chen's nose, but if he carefully distinguished, it was also mixed with a smell of Chinese medicine anointment, but there was no smell of corpses.
Wang Chen carefully distinguished for a long time, and found that there was indeed no smell of decay, so he went up to watch.
Shi Changgong explained: "I have thirteen kinds of corpse path spells, six kinds of ghost path spells, and twenty-nine kinds of miscellaneous skills, and now most of them have been lost, and what is left behind is only these secret skills that can't even be said about spells!" One of them is the method of preserving corpses. β
"In the strange coffin left by the young patriarch, there is a secret medicine of anointing oil that can preserve the body of the young patriarch for decades, like a living person, immortal and incorruptible - the patriarch of the nine princes deduced that the anointing oil applied by the young patriarch must be the secret medicine of immortality in the upper realm. The Nine Princes Patriarch Tianzong is a genius, and he ...... from the coffin of the young patriarch with mana"
Saying this, the division commander palace cautiously raised his eyes and glanced at Wang Chen, and after finding that he really had no expression, he continued: "I stole a little elixir of life, and realized a lot of corpse elixirs from it. It can save the dead, raise the corpse, so that the dog days and the corpse does not rot, and in the nine cold nights, the blood of the corpse is not frozen, the complexion is ruddy, and the hair and skin are complete. β
"And this kind of operation?" Wang Chen didn't know how to express the groove in his heart: "The nutrient solution can be developed by you to develop this function, is the Chinese medicine skill of the Nine Princes Patriarch full?" It can actually use traditional Chinese medicine to imitate the function of the nutrient solution of the life maintenance warehouse! This kind of black technology, in the 21st century, is also a multi-billion dollar public relations, can win the Nobel Prize in physiology cutting-edge medical technology, your ancestors can use Chinese medicine to copycat - should I say that Chinese medicine is really unscientific? This is the pre-skill to open the True Skill Tree! β
The division commander palace was still there and sighed: "I thought that the ancestor of the Nine Princes should not say that he had restored seventy percent, but he should also touch the fifty percent secret of the immortal medicine in the iron coffin, and when it comes to preserving the corpse, the effect is just slightly worse." Later, I realized from this medicine that many secret medicines that made the corpse qualitatively changed, such as the iron corpse medicine smeared on this iron corpse, which can penetrate into the muscles and bones of the corpse, exercise like steel, invulnerable, before I went down to Maoshan to drive the corpse before it was lost, an iron corpse is like wearing heavy armor, the power is infinite, and one body can defeat a hundred people, and the end is infinitely powerful. β
"Unexpectedly, the preservation of the corpse is just the skin of the immortal medicine in the iron coffin, this immortal medicine ...... Unexpectedly, it can really live forever. The division commander Gong Chao Wang Chen arched his hand and said, "Shame! Young Patriarch! The secret medicine of Xiamao Mountain, compared with the medicine used by the young ancestor to stay in the world for decades without changing his face and immortality...... "The division commander was silent in the palace.
Wang Chen had the courage to pinch the body of the 'iron corpse', and sure enough, the place where he touched it was like rubber, with a leathery gel feeling, and the division commander palace was a little ashamed of the effect of his secret medicine, but as everyone knows, Wang Chen was also shocked, and he secretly thought to himself: "Although I can't dissect it, this touch is ...... It's almost the same as rubber. It is said that those who practice hard qigong can train a layer of impact-resistant skin under the skin through long-term blow training, which is simply scum compared to the secret medicine of other people's corpse refining! β
"This medicine is almost comparable to rubber fruit!"
"No wonder it is said that it is invulnerable, with the quality of this cold weapon in ancient times, it is really difficult to cut through this layer of skin if you cut this corpse! And under the skin of this 'iron corpse', that layer of fat is not known to have been practiced by these Xiamao Mountain Taoist priests. Most of it is a non-Newtonian fluid - the faster the force and speed of the blow, the harder it is. β
The division commander told Wang Chen that the secret medicine of Xiamao Mountain was also very serious, and the gold, silver, copper, iron, and the legendary Flying Yaksha, among the five kinds of strange corpses, only the secret medicine of the iron corpse remained. And the most important exorcism secret method is lost! Even if there are still a few bronze armored corpses left over from before, they can't be driven, this iron corpse still got a particularly well-qualified corpse because of an accident, and the old Taoist priest couldn't help it, so he secretly refined it, and now he can only watch it.
"Shame! Our master and apprentice can still earn some money by relying on the recipe left by the Patriarch of the Nine Princes to make the corpse incorruptible. β
"Oh? So how do you make money? Speaking of making money, Wang Chen suddenly cheered up.
"Our master and apprentice, just rely on the secret medicine to bury the dead for a living, the ancestor of the Nine Princes left several secret medicines, the knife edge is restricted, if there is a knife and gun killed corpse, if the family wants to bury the whole corpse, we must invite our master and apprentice to go, touch the anointing oil, the knife edge of the corpse will be put away, slightly covered, and it will be invisible."
"This was originally our prescription for treating corpses in Maoshan Mountain, at that time we drove the corpses to meet the enemy, and there were many injuries, but there were some gold creations, so we used this secret medicine to repair ......"
"There are also those who keep the corpse, these ten miles and eight towns, when doing white things, we have to invite our master and apprentice to come over, apply secret medicine to the corpse, it will not decay for dozens of days, and when the spirit is stopped, it looks good and has no taste."
"There are also some big families, old ladies, old ladies do happy funerals, in order to look good, they have to spend a lot of money, use the best secret medicine, so that the corpse is ruddy and lifelike, so that it looks filial. There are also drowned, burned, hanged, no matter what kind of corpse, with the ability left by the ancestor, I can clean him up. β
"Since ancient times, red and white ceremonies have cost a lot of money, and the Chinese people have returned to the warehouse, diligent and thrifty, and only in these two major events, they are most willing to spend money. Wang Chen said with emotion.
Don't look at what the master and apprentice are doing ninth-rate, but I'm afraid that they are also a big family, and the reason why they look quite poor should also be low-key.
After all, making a fortune through funerals is not the right way, if their master and apprentice are lonely and widowed attract the eyes of others, I am afraid that there will be countless troubles, and they will have to eat lawsuits.
Wang Chen thought like this, suddenly patted his head, and asked the master palace: "Your secret medicine can be used on corpses, and it should also be used on living people!" The medicine that regulates the knife is the best medicine for gold sores! If the secret medicine of concocting an iron corpse is used to practice foreign kung fu, wouldn't it be easy to achieve it quickly? It can make the corpse ruddy, young medicine, if it is for the little lady to beautify, isn't it a beauty medicine? β
Wang Chen said as he spoke, shocked and shocked, no wonder Xia Maoshan was the first in the left road of the Ming Dynasty, and such things leaking from his fingernails were also treasures that could create tens of billions of dollars in output value in his time!
The division commander Gong leaned in front of Wang Chen and whispered: "Back to the words of the young ancestor, the secret medicine that collects the knife edge is indeed a good gold sore medicine, called 'Jin Yu San', for the living, the effect is even better." The iron corpse secret medicine is also a secret anointing oil of 'zombie boxing' foreign kung fu, but if there is no zombie fist internal method of the Chenzhou Yan family, people who practice with this medicine, even if they can practice a body of invulnerable horizontal kung fu, will lose their sense of pain, and after three or five years, they will gradually become numb all over the body, like a living corpse, and even their breathing will be numb. Then train yourself into an iron corpse! β
"And that makes the dead man's face ruddy, and the young man's face is scatteredβbut no one thought that it could be used on the living, and this dead man's bad luck thing, who would put it on his mother-in-law's face! And the reputation of our Xiamaoshan is really not good, and the disciples are also - Lao Dao is fifty and three this year! I haven't courted my mother-in-law yet. When the old road was introduced, it was still the heyday of our Xiamao Mountain......"
"Dare to love you, all of you are single dogs!" Wang Chen's eyes widened, and he pointed to the division commander palace and said, "You let me be your young ancestor...... Isn't that hurting me? What kind of enmity do I have with you...... Never mind! Wang Chen waved his hand, and did not look at the confused division commander palace, and sighed: "Let's get down to business!" β
"I've guessed the reason why you don't sell medicine...... These secret medicines are too precious, revealing a hint that you all have countless troubles, how can it be easy to eat the dead...... Earn a lot, in this world, selling beauty and skin care products may not really make dead people's money, make a lot of money, those big families, in order to have a filial reputation, Jinshan Yinhai can splash out without blinking. β
"A woman's money is easier to earn than a man's, and a child's money is better than a woman's...... But the best thing to make is the money of the dead! β
The teacher Gong said with a smile: "What the young patriarch said is that the cultivation resources of our master and apprentice are all earned by the dead...... People dislike us for being unlucky, and they don't come to find trouble, otherwise our master and apprentice would not know which desolate grave to bury in. β