"Hey! You stinky old way, you eat white food and want to slander our son, don't think I dare to beat you! ”

Xiao Si, who was extremely unhappy with Lao Dao at the beginning, began to look for weapons such as stones and sticks on the ground.

"Alright, Little Four."

Hua Kai is eighty or ninety percent sure that this dead old man is pretending to be crazy and stupid, otherwise he won't have money, but he doesn't know what his purpose is.

Isn't it true that you really look at his bones, test his character, and then teach him peerless martial arts to save the world, right?

Hua Kai's mind turned, but he didn't want to get used to him in his mouth.

"You said my dog bit you, who saw it? There's always a wound, right? Present evidence, it's not that I can't agree to your request. ”

Lao Dao didn't even touch Bai Yi before, where did the wound come from, Hua Kai originally thought so, but the next moment he was dumbfounded.

Lao Dao smiled and turned one leg around, there was a wound on the side of the calf, and the two rows of dog tooth marks on it were clear, and there were blood beads.

Hua Kai's eyes flickered, he was sure that there was absolutely no such wound a second ago.

So, without any movement or even a blink of an eye, he gave himself an extra wound on his leg that looked like a dog gnawing?

Hua Kaichang took a breath, squinted at Lao Dao, and smiled on his face: "Okay, Xiaosi, you help this Taoist to the Hua Mansion, just say that I said it, let people arrange a place to live, and serve him." ”

"Childe! This old man is obviously ......"

Hua Kai raised his hand to interrupt the angry Xiao Si: "Eh, it's just a good deed, don't you see that this Taoist elder is so old?" Alas, this poor thing, I don't know if it was where to grab food from the wild dogs, and got this injury, tsk......"

He looked sympathetic with emotion, as if he really cared for and felt sorry for the old man.

The old man who was sitting on the ground laughing Mimi, his face stiffened slightly, and he laughed again, but he smiled a little awkward compared to just now.

Hua Kai saw it in his eyes, smiled secretly in his heart, turned his head to Zhuo Fengming and said, "Brother Zhuo, don't be like him, let's drink." ”

Zhuo Fengming glared at Lao Dao with a pair of bull's eyes, and he hadn't recovered from the confusion just now.

The old scoundrel was just rolling around on the ground in such a way that he couldn't even touch it, which made him doubt his life.

Hearing Hua Kai say that he wanted to drink, he immediately hesitated between finding the field and drinking, but in the end he couldn't resist the temptation of the wine, glared at Lao Dao, and followed behind Hua Kai.

"Oh, it hurts to death! The one who opened the store let the dog bite the man! ”

Hua Kai didn't take a few steps, and the old scoundrel suddenly howled again, and turned around with a dark face: "What do you want!" ”

Lao Dao stopped suddenly, and smiled: "Hehe, Lao Dao is thirsty, and he also wants to beg for a glass of wine." ”

Hua Kai's face twitched a few times, and he waved his hand to Xiao Si with a dark face: "Help him in." ”

After saying that, he turned around and left, he was afraid that he would be unable to help but swing his fist when he saw this old face again, but he couldn't beat this old man who pretended to be crazy and stupid.

Lao Dao did not have the slightest shameless consciousness, and took the little guy and directly ignored Xiao Si's face that was darker than charcoal: "Hehe, there is Brother Lao." ”

In the wings.

Hua Kai had a dark face, and Zhuo Fengming stared at a pair of bull's eyes, all staring at the windswept old Tao on the other side speechlessly.

A table of dishes, this dead old man picks up a bite here, grabs it there, picks up a chicken and bites it and throws it aside, picks up a fish and gnaws down his head and throws it aside, there is no dish on a table that has not been gnawed.

Lao Dao ate it with a smooth mouth, and took another sip of the wine bottle.

Hua Kai took a few deep breaths and suppressed the depression that was about to explode in his chest.

Gritting his teeth fiercely: "Can you still have a face?" ”

"Uh-huh......"

Lao Dao held a chicken, buried his face under the chicken's buttocks and gnawed wildly, his beard was smooth and greasy, revealing a pair of cloudy old eyes looking at him innocently.

“……”

Hua Kai originally wanted to have a good mood with Zhuo Fengming, the future pure yang golden void son Lala, but it was gone in an instant, so he could only reluctantly give him some glass brew, and made an appointment to drink together in the future, just wanted to avoid this dead old man, out of sight.

But he apparently underestimated the old way, and a few days later, he tragically discovered that he had been pasted with a piece of dog skin plaster, the kind that could not be torn off when it was pasted.

……

Flower House.

Hua Kai is practicing that set of body techniques one by one.

A certain old man like a dog's skin plaster was half-lying on a boulder in the courtyard, holding a wine gourd and a chicken, gnawing on his mouth full of oil.

"Flower boy, what are you doing all these strange things every day? Ugly and tormenting...... Well, well, although you kid is stupid, this wine is really good, well, the wine is like glass, the wine is fragrant, the entrance is like fire, in addition to the secret brew in the palace, and the East China Sea strange wine 'Dionysian pour', you belong to this wine is the strongest, good wine, good wine, unfortunately, people are not as good as wine, people are not as good as wine. ”

Hua Kai was so angry that he almost twisted his waist, and struggled to retract his movements to calm his chaotic breath.

"Dead old man! You've got enough! You old scoundrel, the master provides you with food and drink for you to live, without a good word, and you follow me every day to talk about cool things! You old scoundrel, the master can't bear it, no matter what the hell you do, the master is not used to you! ”

Hua Kai has never been a good-tempered person, and he endured him before, partly out of compassion, but more because he had the idea that this old man might be a master of the game, but he has really had enough of it these days.

Even if you are Lu Chunyang, the master will not serve you!

"Jiaoda!"

Jiao Da, who was also immersed in boxing on the side, immediately ran over.

"Get this dead old man out of here, and don't let him come in again!"

"Oh!"

"Hey, slow down, slow down......"

"Leave him alone, take back all the master's wine, and don't let him take a drop away!"

Hua Kai was so angry that he jumped like thunder, if it weren't for his age, he would have wanted to pounce directly on his old face and punch and kick a few first, regardless of whether you are pretending to be crazy and stupid, and playing games.

"Don't, don't!"

Seeing that Jiao Dazhen came to grab his wine jug, Lao Dao was also anxious.

"Flower boy, let's have something to say, say it well, don't hurt the harmony, hey, don't rob, don't rob! Okay, good, flower boy, Lao Dao instructed you to practice this method, you let Lao Dao drink well, this is always okay, right? ”

Lao Dao rolled to the ground, lay directly on the ground, pressed the wine jug under him, and hurriedly shouted.

"Wait,"

Hua Kai's heart moved, and he called Jiao Da, an upright boy.

"Pointing me out? How do you point? Are you really good at martial arts? ”

"Ha, it's hard to be old with a three-talented sword technique."

Lao Dao didn't answer, but just said with a smug face.

Hua Kai's eyes rolled, he was still angry just now, and immediately changed to a smiling face.

"As long as you don't fool me, don't let you drink, just let you take a shower."

Lao Dao's eyes lit up, as if he was looking forward to how wonderful the scene of taking a bath with wine was.

"Deal!"

Du Dao rolled up from the ground, came to Hua Kai, circled around him, looked up and down on him, pinched here and there, as if he was picking pork.

The fire that Hua Kai had finally suppressed came up again.

Just when he was about to break out again, Lao Dao spoke: "A good set of body methods allows you to practice to death, the strength is not clear, the intention is not reached, the momentum does not exist, you are still not convinced to say that you are stupid?" ”

"Look!"