"Uncle, why is your water gun so hot? And how small is my spicy? ”

A little boy looked enviously at the big water gun in Chu Gan's hand, which was also a water gun, why was the gap so big?

"Uncle is big, you're small, when you grow up, you will definitely not be as big as your uncle, but it will definitely be bigger than your current one!"

"Kid, do you understand?"

"I don't understand, why can I grow up when I grow up?" The little boy scratched his head.

"Because you call me uncle and don't call me brother, I won't tell you about it!"

Chu Qian said arrogantly.

Phew-

The little boy shot Chu Qian in the face.

"Bear child, dare to sneak attack me?" Chu Qian carried his oversized water gun and aimed at the little boy and shot over!

"Woo woo, sister, someone is bullying me!"

The little boy was also shot and said aggrievedly.

"Who dares to bully my brother?"

"Coil!"

With the little boy's cry for help, the three beautiful calves stood in front of their younger brother and aimed at Chu Qian.

"Fighting?"

"That's kind of unfair!"

Chu Qian looked at Hu Lingxuan, the three beauties and the little boy who shot towards him at the same time, and said weakly, but the three beauties looked pretty good, even if they were shot, they were very comfortable.

"Laugh? Watch me shoot you in the face! Chu Qian smiled evilly, carrying an oversized water gun and shooting at the smiling Hu Lingxuan!

Woooo

There was a burst of laughter throughout the venue.

Half an hour later.

"Chu Qian, thank you, I haven't been so happy for a long time!"

Hu Lingxuan said with gratitude in her eyes.

Since dropping out of school, she has been busy almost every day, not to mention going out to play, and even the occasional relaxation is a luxury!

"I'm happy too."

Chu Qian playfully looked at the haunted house not far away where ghosts cried and wolves howled, and a good idea appeared in his heart.

It's half past three in the afternoon, and it's still far from getting dark.

"Are you going to a haunted house?" Chu Qian said with great interest.

"I'm timid."

Hu Lingxuan said a little scared, seeing those pale people who came out of the haunted house, Hu Lingxuan even subconsciously hid behind Chu Gan.

"That's great!"

Hu Lingxuan: "??? ”

"I mean, going to a haunted house can effectively promote blood circulation, which is especially good for the body!"

"When people are frightened, their pores will open, which is good for beauty and skin!" Chu Qian said solemnly.

Hu Lingxuan: "......"

Are you sure?

How she hadn't heard of it!

However, Chu Qian had already taken her hand and came to the ticket office of the haunted house.

"Boss, are you scary here?" Chu Qian said after buying two tickets with WeChat payment.

"Hehe, if it's not scary, I'll lose!"

"Don't worry, young man, I understand!"

"Our staff knows it too!"

The uncle at the ticket office showed an expression that all men understand.

Bringing your girlfriend to the haunted house is nothing more than wanting your girlfriend to pass under the protection of the boys, so that the boys will have a sense of pride and win the hearts of the girls, these staff have been working in the haunted house for so long, and they know the potential meaning of Chu Qian's words!

"What are you talking about?"

Chu Qian and the uncle who sold the ticket understood, but Hu Lingxuan didn't understand.

"It's okay, let's go inside!" Chu Qian sent Hu Lingxuan's hand and strode in.

"Hey, Chu Qian, wait for me duck!"

Chu Qian let go of his hand, and Hu Lingxuan felt empty in his heart.

Boom Guy –

The eerie and dark haunted house exudes ghost screams all the time, and the listeners are creepy!

It's a long hallway, flanked on either side by walls made of wooden planks, and the staff inside are all ready to open the planks and scare them.

"Husband, you have to protect others!"

In front of Chu Qian was a couple, the woman was small and exquisite, and the man was a tiger with a bear waist tattooed with flower arms, and the two walked together like a beautiful woman and a beast.

At this time, the woman is coquettish to the man.

"Don't worry, wife, my husband is very bold."

"Fog grass, fog grass, wife, I'm afraid!"

The man with the tiger's back saw the staff in zombie makeup jumping towards them, and the man quickly hid behind the woman.

"You dare to scare my husband?"

The woman roared domineeringly to protect her boyfriend.

Chu Qian: "......"

I said the first two, are you doing the opposite?

Isn't a haunted house supposed to be a boy protecting a girl? But now it seems that this girl is more tough than a man, but that man is even more shy than a girl.

"Chu Gan, I'm afraid..."Hu Lingxuan grabbed the corner of Chu Gan's clothes and said timidly.

"Well, put your arms around me, I'll protect you!"

Chu Qian said softly.

"Good!" Hu Lingxuan's arms tightly wrapped around Chu Gan's waist, and the two of them continued to explore in front of them in this strange posture.

"Chu Qian, aren't you afraid?"

"Ahh

"There's a ghost, that ghost is disgusting!"

Hu Lingxuan's entire body was tightly attached to Chu Gan's body.

"Can I interject?"

Chu Qian said suddenly.

"You put your arms around me like this, I feel very uncomfortable walking!"

"Ding... Congratulations to the host for successfully flirting with Hu Lingxuan, and the task progress has been completed by 30%! The god-level scumbag system said indifferently.

"When did I flirt with Hu Lingxuan?"

Chu Qian thought in wonder.

The dog force system, every day I know to put shit on my head!

Hu Lingxuan also noticed that the posture of the two was too ambiguous, and quickly let go of her arm.

"I'm sorry I was.. I'm so scared! ”

"Say I'm sorry, I should tell you I'm sorry, because I didn't protect you well!"

"Come, keep hugging me!"

Chu Qian, a princess, picked it up, and Hu Lingxuan continued to walk forward.

Master!

This is a master!!

The staff of the haunted house secretly gave a thumbs up when they heard Chu Qian's brazen words and the experienced princess hug.

These staff members have been in the haunted house all year round and have seen all kinds of couples.

But I have never seen Chu Qian's little mouth that coaxed his sister to eat honey in just a few words!

One of the staff members, wearing zombie makeup, suddenly jumped into the middle of the hallway.

"Chu Qian, stiff... Corpse! ”

Hu Lingxuan's face turned pale with fright.

"If you want to bite, bite me, don't bite Ling Xuan!"

"Come on! Bite me! ”

Chu Gan said righteously, this sentence directly stunned the staff!

Seeing Chu Gan blinking frantically, the staff smiled and rushed towards Chu Gan.

Boom Guy –

The staff laughed horrifiedly.

"If you want to bite, bite me, don't bite Chu Qian!"

Hu Lingxuan plucked up the courage to jump down from Chu Gan's arms and said.

Staff: "......"

MMP, this is a haunted house, how did you two do it like a life-and-death parting?

"Ugh..."

"I can still eat a mouthful of dog food in the last class, I won't play this zombie!" The staff turned aggrievedly and left.

Chu Qian scratched his head in embarrassment.

Isn't it too sensual?

"Ling Xuan, are you still afraid?"

"Chu Qian, I'm afraid!"

"Then I'll continue to carry you!"

"Ling Xuan, it's time for you to lose weight!"

Hu Lingxuan: "......"