169 Why do you really bring salt for yourself!?
After a laugh, a few people threw away their mobile phones, no matter what the Internet would blow up, the company and team behind them would naturally take care of it when the time came, and a few people had to find a place to drink.
What the?
What about the 80-meter knife of the big black bull?
This one went to ask the blacksmith.
Where is the blacksmith?
Oh, because the workshop is not big enough, when the eighty-meter-long knife was made, part of the blade went to the street, and even the person with the knife has been taken away by the police uncle, accused of carrying a controlled knife in a public place, and now I don't know where to pick up soap.
It's been almost a week, if the big black cow really wants to chop Guo Dong into potato chips, let alone fry it now, it is estimated that it has already been made into spicy potato chips!
hype this thing, everyone is familiar with it, not to mention that his girlfriend took advantage of Guo Dong, and it was not Guo Dong who took advantage of his girlfriend, if this is unacceptable, then several actors in "Apple" would have been dismantled by him a long time ago!?
"The legend can bring people back to life and immortality to the peerless treasure jade chrysalis in the world, leading to masters from all walks of life to gather and run in the town to pursue the whereabouts of the jade chrysalis."
The next morning, with an opening remark, the running men's group appeared by the pool in the back garden of a hotel in all kinds of strange costumes.
"Director, on such a hot day, is it really okay for you to let us wear these!?"
Although it is now the cold winter wax moon season, it is still high temperature in midsummer at the mouth of the South China Sea, especially today the sky is clear and cloudless, and the scorching sun is hanging high, but Deng Qian is wearing a thickened green cloth robe, and he is dressed like a folk ancient teacher, and he also has a thickened and lengthened scarf around his neck.
"Brother Money, are you content!? At least you're just a scarf, and it's woolen, look at what mine is!? ”
Beibi complained about a crumbling look, she could suffer from heat stroke at any time, and a trench coat that reached her ankles made her look beautiful and elegant, but she was also wearing winter clothes, not to mention, and she also approved a thickened and lengthened tweed cloak outside, directly to the ankles!
"Huh...... Hehe! ”
Chen He tugged at the corners of his mouth weakly on the side: "At least you are only a part, at least your clothes still have a lot of gaps to allow air circulation, what about me!?" Look at me!? ”
A few people turned their eyes to see that Chen He was wearing a heroic military uniform at this time, but it was the same winter clothes, and it was the kind of German thick cloth in the early years of the Republic of China!
The neckline and cuffs are tightly buttoned and not breathable at all, while making him half dead, there is no place to let the heat be somewhat excluded, not to mention, he is the same as Beibi, and he is draped in an ankle-length oversized cloak behind him, the difference is only that it is navy blue, one is dark green, one is a lady, and the other is a military extra-thick.
"That's why the director still loves me! Thank you, Director! ”
Looking at the three people who were complaining weakly there, it was hot as if they would be taken by a dog at any time, Wang Gulan suddenly laughed.
Because compared to those three guys, although he was wearing a little shabby, it was just a standard coarse cloth short dress worn by a subordinate and a guy, but it was much cooler!
"That's right, that's right, thank you for the director's grace not to kill!"
The little cheetah on the side also smiled like an alien ET.
Wang Gulan's clothes may be about the same as his clothes, but one is a coarse cloth short, and the other is a silk horse coat, which is better and which is worse at a glance.
Although I still have a dog in my arms, it is only two arms that are a little hot, and the rest of the place is very cool!
"Shut up, y'all! Did you ever consider my feelings when you were shouting heat and gloating!? ”
Guo Dong shouted frantically on the side: "You guys are only wearing thicker fabrics, what about me!?" What am I wearing!? ”
Looking at himself in a big red cotton jacket, and a snow-white fox fur was draped outside, not only hanging down to his heels, but also keeping the collar up to his ears, compared to beibi and Chen He, who were wearing tweed fabric and collars on both shoulders, he didn't know how much hotter his dress was!
"Director, I'm a well-known little stove, okay!? I don't need to keep warm anymore, you see that Brother Chen'er is wearing so little, how pitiful, or give him my clothes! ”
As he spoke, Guo Dong stretched out his hand and pointed to the side of a knife, but the clothes he was wearing were tattered and patched everywhere, and he didn't look warm at all: "I'm the fierce general, okay!?" The courtier's dress and sword should be mine! ”
As he spoke, Guo Dong was about to pounce and pull off the clothes of the big black cow.
Although it is a little ugly, a little cold, and a little bit like a beggar, but at least it is cool!
Of course, in fact, what Guo Dong wants to say and do most is to be bare-chested!
It's so hot here in the estuary, why do you have to wear such thick and long clothes?
It's a waste of fabric!
It's better to be bare-chested collectively!
In particular, it would be better if beibi and the female guests could also go shirtless together!
"Director, let the guests come out, if you don't come out, Chen He will be able to serve on the table!"
Chen He smiled awkwardly, and then Guo Dong silently took out a spice box: "I brought cumin!" ”
Beibi took out a pair of chopsticks: "The chopsticks are also available, the big black cow has a knife, so now there is almost salt and pepper noodles, who brought it?" ”
Chen He's eyes widened: "Hey, hey, hey!" Didn't we say that this issue is a treasure hunt!? Why did it suddenly become such a terrible thing as cannibalism!? ”
Deng Qian took out a pack of chili noodles: "Cannibalism? How could it be! Don't you still know who you are? ”
Chen He breathed a sigh of relief slightly, it wasn't just to eat him, nothing else mattered: "What identity am I!?" ”
When he said this, he looked down at his dress, looked at a few other people, and suddenly realized: "You civilians, I am handsome!" Handsome! You still don't see the courtesy when you see this handsome!? ”
Looking at Chen He's arrogant appearance, everyone else chose to be silent, but the little cheetah stabbed him into his heart without hesitation: "Still handsome!?" You're a roasted whole pig now! Don't struggle, what about the salt I asked you to bring!? ”
Pig Crane's eyes glared: "That's what you said to let me substitute salt for myself!?" ”
From the back of the waist where the gun box should be, Zhu He took out a bag of salt: "This is really special to bring salt for yourself!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense to him! Son, kill the pig! Eat meat! ”
"It's coming!"
The big black cow responded to the harmony and danced a knife flower, ready to come over to kill the pig and divide the meat!
"Stop! I don't think anyone dares to be presumptuous in my Crescent Hotel!? Where is the stick slave!? ”
Just when the pig crane had been dragged into the air by Guo Dong and Deng Qian and the little cheetah, making him let out a scream like killing a pig, suddenly a young woman's voice came, and then he saw six black-clothed people with sticks appear, and three sticks and two sticks repelled these guys who wanted to kill pigs and eat meat, and saved the pig crane that was as heavy as a pig.
"How daring, dare to make trouble in my Crescent Hotel!? And dare to hurt my Buddha!? When I ......"
When I'm what?
Looking at Pig Crane's face, and then looking at his clothes, the visitor couldn't help but think of the real Buddha, and suddenly tears rained down and choked speechlessly.
"Do you guys have any eyesight!? You eldest ladies already have this expression, what do you think in your heart, don't you know!? Why don't you take this pig pretending to be a Buddha away and take it to the kitchen to braised it!? ”
Buddha!?
Stick slave!?
Pig Crane blinked, and suddenly remembered that it had just been completed, and in a few days, almost when this episode of the program was broadcast, it should be a TV series that has reached the hit stage, a big IP drama.
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Crescent moon! Crescent moon! Little Moon! Don't! I am really your Buddha, I am Qishan, Zhang Qishan! I'm just wearing thick clothes and looking fat! Really, you have to trust me! ”
These stick slaves are all stick monks borrowed from Shaolin Temple, and there is no problem for the six people to fork a pig with a stick in their hands, so seeing that they really forked themselves up to be sent to the kitchen to be braised in the kitchen, Zhu He immediately shouted anxiously at the eldest lady.
I saw this beautiful lady wearing a white thin model, with a thick fur plush trench coat on the neckline and cuffs to keep warm, and snorted softly: "You're lying!" ”
immediately looked left and right, and came to Guo Dong's side with a smile: "People obviously love the second master!" ”
Guo Dong didn't speak, and Beibi on the side stopped doing it: "Hey! You are the eldest lady of this crescent hotel, Yin Xinyue, that pig is your dish, is February red my good!? ”
You should be understanding by now, the theme of these people today is treasure hunting, and the role-playing is the old nine gates.
The outfits of these people are exactly the poster promotional photos of several people in the old nine gates.
Deng Qian's eighth master Qi Tiezui, Guo Dong's second master Februaryhong, Little Cheetah's fifth master Wu Laogou, Big Black Bull's sixth master black-backed old sixth, Chen He's Buddha Zhang Qishan, Wang Zulan's Chen Pia Si, beibi is a girl, and that Miss Yin Xinyue is the only original genuine among the nine people...... Little bone Li Ying.
Then the director announced the identities of several people: "Everyone, some time ago, Wu Sanxing, the big man in the tomb robbery world, obtained a jade chrysalis from the ancient tomb ......of the Warring States Period."
"Wait a minute!"
Guo Dong interrupted the director's words: "Wu San Province!? Director, shouldn't Wu Sanxing be Wu Laogou's son? ”
Guo Dong looked at the little cheetah in his arms that was snatched away by Li Ying and Beibi: "Brother Kai, your son found the jade chrysalis and didn't take it home quickly, but also hid it somewhere else for us to come all the way to find it, you are a godson who has no way!" ”
The little cheetah was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "That's right, this Nizi, I knew that I should have thrown him away and raised the placenta, but it was a big deal to raise him like Chen He!" ”
Chen He's eyes widened, oh, I threw me away when I was born and raised the placenta!?
If it weren't for the fact that I'm almost ripe now, I'd let you know that the placenta isn't easy to mess with...... Phew, let you know what it means to know what it means to be a mountain of love!
The running man plot is also thanks to the machine.,Although the middle also skipped the extreme.,But the game routine is still the original.,So,Try to make a little change this time.,I hope everyone will like it.
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