Chapter 603: Little Nian Love
"Qin Qiu, the bird is here!" Zhuang Rou raised his head and shouted upstairs, this Qin Qiu sleeps during the day, and he doesn't know what he is doing at night, he really thinks he is a cat.
Qin Qiu poked his head out from behind the window, glanced at it, and then walked down slowly.
Reluctantly, he put on his leather gloves and raised his arm, and the eagle flew over and landed on his arm.
Zhuang Rou walked over and stretched her neck, watched him take off the letterbox, and pulled out the letter inside and gave it to herself.
"I don't know what the little county king is writing on." Zhuang Rou muttered and opened the letter, only one sentence was written on it: I want to see this king! ”
What is this!
What Zhuang Rou wanted to know was whether she contacted Zhuang Jin's mother, as well as his recent situation and what happened in the capital, but she didn't expect it to be such nonsense.
She scolded angrily: "I don't want to at all, stop daydreaming!" ”
Only then did he curse twice, and when he crumpled the letter and was about to throw it away, a group of people suddenly poured into the inn and startled the shopkeeper.
The person who came in was obviously from the government, and the leader was still a eunuch, so they all squeezed into the inn in such a black pressure.
"Put everything on the table, quick." I saw that the young eunuch shook his throat and shook the dust, and the people behind him immediately rushed away.
Zhuang Rou looked at them inexplicably, he didn't know who these people were, but the shopkeeper couldn't stop them at all, but the other party brought a lot of heavily armed guards, and he didn't dare to step forward at all.
I saw that they spread a few animal skins in the courtyard, and spread a thick brocade carpet on them. A low table was placed on a blanket and a cushion, and some people carried melons, fruits, snacks and drinks.
"Yikes! What the hell are you doing here, sir? The shopkeeper was confused and wanted to ask someone, but no one paid attention to him at all, so anxious that he stomped his foot next to him.
After a while, the things were set up, and the guards all withdrew, leaving only the father-in-law to make a gesture of invitation with a smile, "Master Ma, the little one is Guilinzi, the eunuch of the County King's Mansion, please take a seat." ”
Zhuang Rou stared at him stunned, and asked in surprise: "Little Junwang, he is here?" ”
The crumpled letter in her hand, and what this ordinary person can't do, she can only think of Chu Xia's guy, should he come in person?
Gonggong Gui smiled, "As long as the horse is seated, you can know." ”
"Pretending to be a ghost." Zhuang Rou thought that he was here, and deliberately wrote a letter to send it, what a ridiculous guy.
She sat down, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, it was a man dressed as a woman to surprise herself, what would it be this time, dressed as a cute rabbit?
Just thinking about it, I saw Gonggong Gui shouting, "Please take a seat for the king of the county." ”
Zhuang Rou looked up at the door, and saw a person walking in with a beautiful wooden chair that was only bigger than the palm of his hand, and placed it respectfully on the table, just facing Zhuang Rou.
Just when she was puzzled, Gonggong Gui opened the box that he had been holding in his hand, took out a well-made and lifelike wooden figure wearing brocade clothes and gorgeous clothes, and placed it on a wooden chair and sat down.
Then he said respectfully: "Master Horse, Lord Jun Wang can't get out, but today is a small year, and the King of County feels that he has to celebrate the festival with Lord Horse." So he specially ordered the villain to come with his doppelganger to relieve the pain of the horse master's lovesickness for the county king. ”
Zhuang Rou stared at the face carved eight points similar to Chu Xia, the old god was sitting opposite him, and at first glance, he owed the wooden man in the stove for a long time before turning his head to look at Gonggong Gui.
"Grandpa Gui, did this wooden man give it to me?"
Gonggong Gui smiled and replied: "Master Ma, the king of the county said that you will definitely prick this wooden man with a needle, or throw it into the fire and burn it, so let the little one take him back after the banquet." ”
"Huh." Zhuang Rou snorted twice, sat crookedly on the mat and said, "You came all the way to spend the New Year with me, and you brought these things?" ”
Gonggong Gui said with a smile: "The king of the county said that he wrote a poem for the master of the horse in his heart, and he also sent it together. ”
Zhuang Rou said very skeptically: "He can also write poetry?" Is it the kind of poem where the snow is white and the dog is swollen, and the yellow dog is white? ”
"This ...... The little ones don't know. "Duke Gui announced the crime, how did he know what poems the king of the county had written.
I didn't expect this guy to write poems for herself, she smiled secretly, and said with a look of indifference: "Okay, then take out the poems and let me listen to them, what is written?" ”
Gonggong Gui smiled embarrassedly, "The king of the county said that he would give it to the master in a dream, so that you remember to dream of him at night." ”
Zhuang Rou's eyes squinted, and the anger suddenly jumped to his chest, and he suddenly got up and pounced on the wooden man, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Don't! Come on! Save the county king! "Father-in-law Gui pounced on the whole person, wanting to snatch the wooden man, that is the doppelganger of the county king, how can he go back to deal with it if he bites it.
With the shout of Gonggong Gui, the guards outside immediately ran in, as if they had been on guard, and they came over to snatch Chu Xia's wooden man together.
Zhuang Rou stretched the wooden figure to his mouth with all his might, and in the pleading voice of Gonggong Gui's mouth, he bit Chu Xia's head off with a click.
Grandpa Gui screamed as if his head had been bitten off.
As soon as everyone saw that the head of the county king was gone, they immediately dispersed, and no one dared to approach, only Gonggong Gui sat on the ground, stunned as Zhuang Rou put the wooden figure in his mouth, and all of them were bitten into wooden slag.
"The king of the county is gone......" He looked at Zhuang Rou's mouth in disbelief, how could a person have such a good tooth, it was carved by the best Nanmu.
Qin Qiu stood next to him with a look of disgust, he had been bitten by Zhuang Rou, knowing that her teeth were very strange, and the bite was deep and the bones were visible, and he didn't know what there was.
Look at the fierce and vicious appearance now, the taste of the king of Yinde County is too heavy, and he actually likes this kind of woman.
He took two steps back and bumped into Zhuang Jin, who was running to see the excitement.
Zhuang Jin also saw this scene, hid behind him in a fuss, and said in a lost voice: "Mom! These teeth are too good, aren't they? ”
Zhuang Rou ate sugar cane, biting the wooden man and spitting it on the blanket, Gui Gonggong cried and lay on the trembling hand to put away the slag and the torn clothes on the wooden man's upper body, and carefully put them into the box while crying.
"What are you crying about, you go back and tell the little county king, I don't like him anymore, so rare that I want to eat him right away." Zhuang Rou spat out a piece of wood slag and grinned.
Gong Gui is extremely aggrieved, how can this be an errand!
It's already strange to send the wooden man over to accompany him for the New Year, this one also gave the wooden man a bite, if it bites the body, I'm afraid it will be no different from being bitten by a wolf.
"Master Horse, the king of the county also asked the little one to ask, are you still satisfied?" He asked with a bitter face.
Zhuang Rou licked her teeth and smiled: "Satisfied, of course satisfied, if he came in person, I would be even more satisfied." Okay, you can go back now. ”
Grandpa Gui shuddered from laughing at her, and quickly let the guards in and remove the things.
This came quickly, and it went suddenly, and Gonggong Gui walked away with people. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes just now, I would have thought it was a ghost.
Zhuang Jin was stunned for a long time, and then he reacted, "What is this, is it specifically to come to the door to seek revenge when you are young?" ”
"What nonsense, this is called two loves, thousands of miles to send hearts." Zhuang Rou glanced at him, and then went to look at the eagle that delivered the letter.
Zhuang Jin snorted, "What about the liar!" ”