"Go, what's wrong with your addiction? Side to go. ”

Unexpectedly, the third uncle glared at the fat man who volunteered and scolded him.

Fat Dahai reluctantly spread his hands at me, indicating that he couldn't do anything about it.

I was anxious again: "Third uncle, you are picking up your own nephew's pit, aren't you?" ”

The third uncle pressed my shoulders hard and pressed me to sit down, and he patiently explained to me: "Eldest nephew, what you said. I'm your own uncle, and our father and son are not much worse than father and son, how can I pick up your pit? Listen to me tell you, is it okay for you to lose your temper again? ”

I saw that the third uncle was also red-faced, so I calmed down a little, ready to listen to him explain what was going on.

When the third uncle saw that I had calmed down, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and complained to me: "Eldest nephew, you are a very good person, but you are a little bad, you always love to lose your temper, you say that your third uncle can I still harm you?" Yelling at the third uncle, no big or small, not afraid of making people laugh? ”

I waved my hand: "Less nonsense." If you don't make this matter clear, don't blame me for not recognizing your third uncle. ”

I have a relationship with my third uncle, and the family relationship is getting stronger and stronger. But some of the things he did really made me look at it, especially the fact that he cheated me at every turn.

In the past, he always pushed me to the front, and in fact I didn't do much in the end. The third uncle boasted that he had already known that whatever I asked me to do, it was all to hone me. Actually, I know that there are some things that he doesn't have a fart at all. It's just that I'm lucky enough to survive until now.

Of course, the third uncle didn't mean to harm me, and it can't be ruled out that he had the intention of honing me, but if it goes on like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it.

was robbed by me, and the third uncle's face was also red and white, and he said helplessly: "Okay, I'll tell you." Let's talk about it first, according to human feelings, let's not, whether you admit it or not, I'm your elder, right? If there is something that the juniors don't rush to the front, do you let the elders rush? This is contrary to our traditional Chinese virtues. In addition, are your third uncle and I the commander-in-chief of the three of us? If I let the fat man go, does this mean that I, the commander-in-chief, abused his power to let my nephew hide in the back and let others rush to the front? If this spreads, it's not good for our reputation. So, on this first night, you have to go with your eldest nephew. ”

The third uncle spitted Xingzi and said a lot, he can really say, and say as if I didn't rush up, I was sorry for the country, sorry for my parents, and sorry for my ancestors and ancestors in the middle.

The third uncle saw that I was speechless, and then said: "Let's not look at human feelings, from the perspective of the two of us." Something happened to me and the fat man last night, right? Why are you the only one who is fine? Have you thought about it? ”

I glared and said, "I'm fine, that's because I slept to death." I didn't hear anything. And I'm lucky. ”

The third uncle waved his hand: "Grass, you sleep to death, and the dead fat man sleeps to death." That snoring and thunder may not wake up, right? Why did he hear the sound of water before you? Luckily, are you embarrassed to say? You yourself were sprayed by your grandfather, you don't know? That bad luck is bad luck. ”

"That'...... In the end...... Why? I asked, puzzled.

Because the water is not ordinary water, it is the other party who deliberately let the fat man hear the sound of the water, so that he can be attracted to it. I don't want you to hear it, but you can't hear it. The third uncle explained. vertex

The fat man nodded: "I just remember that last night I slept soundly, and I heard the sound of rushing water in my ears......"

The third uncle then asked, "And then, what did you hear and see?" ”

The fat man said: "I saw a boat that was docked on the water. There was a beautiful woman rowing hard with an oar in her hand, and the sound of the water I heard was the sound of wood pulp paddling. But the ship did not move, as if it were frozen. I looked anxious, so I waded into the boat and rowed for the woman. But there were no oars left, so I paddled by hand...... I can't remember what happened after that......"

I remembered the fat man's performance last night, nodded and said, "When I saw you, you were lying in the bathtub, and you were playing with your hands, could it be that you were rowing with your hands at that time?" ”

"I don't know." The fat man looked dazed.

The fat man has this situation, and it is estimated that the third uncle will not be able to explain it for the time being. But back to my topic, the third uncle continued: "This dirty thing is also a soft persimmon pinch." So strange things happened to me and the fat man, but I didn't find you. So this first night, it's safest only for you to go. Because we still don't have enough clues about this house, and we don't know enough about the dirty things inside. Only by taking turns living in it may be possible to encounter more clues. ”

What the third uncle said seemed to have some truth, and the fat man and I nodded frequently.

But then, I came back to it.

I waved my hand: "No, third uncle, you have turned me into confusion." It's true that you say that dirty things pick soft persimmons, but who are the soft persimmons. Fat man aside, let's compare, that's also me a soft persimmon. How can they find you if they don't look for me? ”

The third uncle shook his head: "Big nephew, I have to correct your point of view now." You're too unconfident right now, and you're always looking down on yourself. You're different now, don't you know? ”

"I know a fart?"

"If you pretend to be confused, I'll tell you, you are now the only heir of our Danyang Dao, and you also have a fire wheel arm protector on your body, and you still have ...... in your body."

I hurriedly stopped the third uncle from continuing: "Forget it, you can also say it third uncle, I have figured it out now." If one of us has to go to live in that house, it doesn't matter if I go first. The Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." I was also impulsive just now, don't mind the fat man of the third uncle. I said with a wry smile.

I know in my heart that the third uncle must have a plan in his heart. He should have had a preliminary understanding of the house last night, I just need to believe that the third uncle will not let me die for no reason. The three of us are all relatives, and whoever goes first, I don't have to worry about it.

When I thought about it, I was relieved.

But the third uncle waved his hand and said, "No, I have to convince you." Your kid is really different now...... You always have to remember that you are a person with status. ”

"I have a identity, I have an ID card. Don't fool me with that bullshit Danyang Dao's successor, heir or something like that. Until now, I have this identity, and I don't see anything useful in it. ”