"You want to save humanity?" The orange spirit asked Lingzhi.

"I'm sick, I'm going to eat it." Ling Zhi rolled their eyes, went back to sit on the experimental table on the right, and picked up another orange and threw it around in the air, seeing that the orange spirit present was terrified.

The orange spirits were confused: "So what do you want to do?" ”

Ling Zhi pondered for a few seconds: "I want you all to call me Dad." ”

"Neurotic."

"I'm serious about wooing." Ling Zhi is about to cry, she really doesn't want to stay in this fucking dream anymore, hurry up and call Dad to leave quickly when the client's comfort is full.

"Phew, stinking humans." Orange essence is not as easy to fool as the chickens, ducks and geese in the vegetable market.

Ling Zhi didn't bother to talk to them anymore, and went straight to the point: "Call that tanuki cat out for me!" ”

That's right, "Tiger" is not a "tiger", but a raccoon cat, a cat employee of a pet store!

Brother Ao kept reminding her that there was a problem with folding her ears, but she didn't expect that the problem was actually the employee Tanuki Cat who folded her ears!

But in fact, since he found out that the cat employee would face oranges when watching the film, Ling Zhi has begun to suspect him.

During the time when Brother Ao escaped, the cat employees often did not work in the pet store, probably to arrest Brother Ao.

Until a few hours ago, Ling Zhi accidentally saw the news of the arrest of Brother Ao on TV, and the figure she saw in the fauna group that surprised her was the cat employee!

As soon as Brother Ao entered the store, it was the cat employee who could let him run away when he saw him! Because Brother Ao has done so many centuries of memory transplantation, he must have seen that tanuki cat! And it's the kind you see often!

So when Brother Ao came to the pet store to find her, didn't he kill himself?

The greatest danger lurks around!

It's unexpected.

"Be honest, I'll call and ask the boss!" In order to stop making trouble, the orange spirit led by the orange spirit walked to the communication machine, and was just about to dial when he saw a tanuki cat walk in from outside the gate.

The tanuki cat went straight to Ling Zhi and stared at her: "Seven hours of drugging, four hours to wake up, really a little capable." ”

What Brother Tanuki didn't know was that in fact, Ling Zhi woke up in two hours, and there were two hours to waste in the exhibition area.

"Brother Tanuki, don't you watch cat movies?" Ling Zhi asked him with a smile with his hands on his chest.

"Boss, what's a cat piece?" The orange spirit next to him asked if he didn't understand.

"......" cat employee did not speak.

Ling Zhi explained: "It can be one person, or two people, three people, four people in a group, but the number of people is between one and four people is the most suitable, the scene is single, five or six times a night, twenty or thirty minutes at a time, some people take photos and videos and upload them to the Internet to spread to more people." ”

Tangerine Essence: "? ”

"I'm sorry, I went to the wrong set, this is cross talk."

Isn't cross talk performance divided into stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy and group comedy? The scene is single, one table, two microphones, and two actors, all relying on two mouths to make the audience laugh. And generally the performance of the cross talk special will be performed for one night, and different cross talk actors will come on the stage, and each performance will be about 25 minutes.

No problem.

“？”

"Shut up !!" The cat employee didn't want to listen to Ling Zhi anymore.

Ling Zhile laughed and said, "Brother Tanuki, is it possible that you came to me to tell you a stand-up comedy?" Say, what's the matter? ”

"You're alone?" Brother Tanuki asked, "Didn't Boss Zhe come with you?" ”