Chapter 374: I Didn't Expect You to Be Such a Foreign Ministry
Some jobs in the world are thankless, and no matter how good you are, they are still not understood by the world.
China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs estimates that such a job is being done.
Decades ago, not long after the founding of the People's Republic of China, at that time it was indeed "a weak country without diplomacy", and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was not weak, but it was powerless, so it could only shout in case of trouble.
For example, since 1970, in just a few years, the United States air force and navy have unscrupulously invaded China's territorial waters and airspace more than 500 times.
And not to be outdone, we sternly warned them more than 400 times......
This incident was later made up into an international joke by the Chinese people, saying that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China would do nothing but protest and warn.
At present, our national strength is getting stronger and stronger, and many countries have been advocating the "Chinese threat theory."
However, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs still adheres to the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, and keeps saying "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, we are still a budding rabbit".
But when I started after the diplomatic rhetoric, it was really dark.
It's not that our rabbits are blackened, it's not all forced by you.
There are also some people in China who are also very interesting, always like to take their own country's shortcomings compared to the strengths of other countries, and all industries have to be the best, as long as an industry can not do the first, even if the second is unacceptable, and then fall into the "self-denial" circle.
That is, there are only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.
Don't scold them for admiring foreigners, look at the problem from a different angle, in fact, people are just zooming in to the national version of strict self-discipline, hoping that the country will compete for the first place in everything.
cough, it's just extra strict, and if you can't score 100 points, you'll be scolded.
In fact, it is also to blame Huaguo, who only cares about pretending to be stupid and stunned, and forgets to popularize to the people what he looks like under the skin of a rabbit now.
In that kind of thing, in addition to letting starfish eat coral, there are many more black hands in private.
For example, on the issue of island building, cough, this time it's not abroad, it's ourselves.
Don't worry about these details, though.
There used to be a small archipelago on the other side of the mountain and the sea, but they were all very small, and there were many people who wanted to occupy them.
Some people have even started to do it, it is really the same for decades, starting to build islands when China was weak, and finally building an island of a few tenths of a square kilometer.
Then he built a house on top of it and said, "This is mine."
Huaguo didn't do it, but his original strength was not good, so he could only build a small house on the islands and reefs and live a hard life to confront them.
But in recent years, we've been ordering technology trees faster and faster, and we have the nickname of "infrastructure madness", and I always feel itchy when I look at the bare sea, so I want to make something.
So it was decided, then let's build an island.
Therefore, our Ministry of Foreign Affairs has frantically condemned and condemned the illegal island-building behavior of certain countries on diplomatic occasions.
However, a few months later.
With a bang, our country added an island of several square kilometers in the southern seas, which once became the largest island in the area, and also built a deep-water port and an airstrip.
The location of this island is also particularly good, not only solving the problem of domestic fighters flying too long to and from the southern sea area and not enough combat radius, but also being very close to several surrounding countries, and can form a military deterrent to countries in the east, west, and south directions.
But why say "once"?
Because...... That's all the old calendar.
We...... No, please say "the power of nature", which has continued to transform other small islands, and they are not small.
It turned out that the largest island in the region was squeezed out of the top three in minutes.
Well, the first three are all from our country.
In response to other countries' inquiries about land reclamation in the southern seas, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs replied to China's behavior in this way.
"As far as I know, China's construction activities on the relevant islands and reefs are mainly aimed at improving the working and living conditions of the personnel stationed on the islands."
That's right, there were people living there, but the living and working conditions were too difficult, and the expansion of the territory was just to ...... Vegetables.
You don't know, we Chinese people are very fond of farming, and we are very kind (pure laughter).
The deep-water port is for mooring "fishing boats", so many people can't always eat vegetables, and occasionally they still have to eat some meat.
Of course, the airport is convenient for the plane to take off and land, so that their families can take the plane to reunite with the staff quickly, after all, the boat ride is too bumpy.
Although the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has nothing to say to the surrounding countries, they will not give up for the sake of their interests.
So the coast guard ship was summoned, and as soon as their coast guard ship came out, the rabbit immediately shouted, "I was beaten, strongly condemned!" ”
Then they sent their own coast guard boats.
That guy, the conflict can be said to be "very violent", the scene "got out of control for a while", and "very bloody".
Of course, there are no real guns, just water cannons, not military conflicts.
It's just, yes...... China's thousands of tons of coast guard ships against the other side's hundreds of tons of coast guard ships.
That guy, the scene got out of control at one point, and it was very ...... Embarrassed.
Then, we have another 10,000-ton coast guard ship.
As a result, the other party ran away in a disgrace, and in a blink of an eye, he sued the United Nations, saying that China was unreasonable and unreasonable to carry out military attacks......
The United Nations immediately asked the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs should pretend to be stupid and say that there was nothing wrong with it.
"What do you say? What military conflict? ”
"I don't know, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"
"Our Huaguo is the most reasonable, I'm Lei Laohu...... Ahem, we have always persuaded people with virtue. ”
"We have a good relationship, we have a lot of fun, it's just a water gun, and we used to play it when we were young! You know, it's the kind of Zi~Zi~Zi~. ”
In addition to the water cannon, we also have economic sanctions, but this still has to be covered by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Reprimand! Concerns! ”。
As a super-populous country with a population of more than one billion, the consumption of any product is amazing, so these surrounding countries will naturally not let go of such a super market.
This is how Huaguo's opportunity came.
Seeing that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was there to condemn, and then netizens were in a hurry there, the more they watched, the more angry they became.
If you look through the news reports that seem to have nothing to do with diplomacy, you won't be anxious about your own family.
For example, if you look through the news about overseas travel, you will find that a country has been designated as a "cautious visit" country by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Ministry of Tourism, citing the recent deterioration of social security in that country, and for the sake of life safety, you can't go if you can.
Although it can't stop everyone, the number of tourists from China is definitely more than half.
There are also fruits that are suspected of being detained by the "XX virus" and detained at customs, and we will all have various excuses to get you stuck in the market.
As for whether it is the state or the individual who suffers the direct loss, it is not within the scope of consideration of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the president is elected by you, and of course you have to pay for his actions.
During this time, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the United States were in a hurry, and this time the United States was not reasonable, and it ran into the very difficult Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China, so it was obviously at a disadvantage.
The netizens who watched it were excited.
But Dong Chen doesn't care about this anymore, he has always just picked things up and left it alone, and it is none of his business what it will develop into in the end, the idea of a free country and a country does not need him to care, and he has no time to worry about it.
Now he's focused on new and improved vegetation, and compared to his other products, only the Bogot-led project is truly good for the planet.