210 A fool who can get by
Dingdong ~ Dingdong ~
Not long after Guo Dong finished applying medicine to cover the scars on his body, he was about to sleep for a few hours before dawn, when someone suddenly rang the doorbell.
"I'll go, it's only half past two in the morning, who is this?"
Turning his head to look at the time on the clock, he couldn't help but be a little speechless, but he is now living in the room set by the running man program group, and the entire floor is full of relevant personnel of the running man program team, in order to ensure privacy, unless it is the leader above and other well-known stars, even the waiter is generally not allowed to come up, so there are only a few people who come to knock on the door at this point, except for the staff of the program team.
"Could it be that Beibi is lonely and tossing and turning? Am I from it or from it? โ
Guo Dong rubbed his chin and guessed with a lewd smile, and then he didn't wear a tuft, just casually wrapped his lower body in a bath towel and walked over to open the door to greet the beautiful woman who knocked on the door in the middle of the night...... Well, a nineteen-year-old little beauty.
โโฆโฆ It's only half past two, what do you want to do? Believe it or not, I jumped from the window every minute to protest to my death? โ
Although there is a beautiful woman outside the door, it is not beibi, but the little assistant just recruited by the program team and his own follow-up photographer, who is still holding a letter in his hand, and is drooling at his twelve-pack abs.
"Is this going to make me a mole or a killer? Is it really good for you to be like this? As for those guys whose brains can only be pulled out to make soup and drink, they can only open the Tianling lid and pour green onion sesame oil to eat, and they are useless, you let me be the killer, isn't this completely depriving them of life? By the way, who is my partner this time? Or A-La? In fact, compared to Ala, a good man's mushroom coolness, I still prefer Selena and heibi. โ
Looking at a letter handed over to him by the other party, Guo Dong pursed the corners of his mouth: "It's not that I blow it to you, just those six brains, I can sell them to human traffickers with my eyes closed, and they have to be grateful to me for the next three years' salary, all of which will be paid in my bank card as a thank you fee!" โ
The photographer and the assistant of the program team who sent him a letter looked at him speechlessly.
Is it really good that you are so unscrupulous in slandering those few? When the time comes, they will know, are you sure that they will not be dismantled and broken into pieces?
"Dear Running Man Logging Tired: Since the start of the show, you have given the audience ......"
Eight finger boards, four quagmire launches, fifteen launches, roller coaster singing and paper boat crossings.
I'll go, this statistic, either I've been to the running man, or I'm a diehard fan of the running man, otherwise, even the running man won't be counted in such detail, and the words are so full of blood and tears accusations!
Fight not enough physical strength, endless brain power, endless clothes, not enough sleep.
Let's take a look at the bottom to fight and liquidate with the program team to protest, and there is also one in the signature columnยท Xใ
X๏ผ
Wu Xin?
It shouldn't be, has he ever been to the running man, and a person's initials shouldn't be separated in the middle, that is, two people?
Words for two people...... Guo Dong twitched the corner of his mouth, if he guessed correctly, the stupid root who had a good life is back!
Year-end liquidation with the program group?
The game project is designed by the program team, the difficulty of the game is determined by the program team, and whether it is successful or not is also up to the people.
Forget it, because of the delay in the broadcast of the previous program, this episode of the program was broadcast on the first night of Chinese New Year's Eve.
But what the hell is the X in the back!?
New in the New Year?
Or yelling at Sister Xie Yilin?
The word solution is used in the surname is xie, starting with X!
While thinking, Guo Dong reached out and took over a sign board and designed his own protest board.
"Protest, protest! Protest, protest! โ
A few hours later, this time the program team made everyone sleep until nine o'clock before gathering, but this did not make everyone happy, but shouted protest with a heavy heart and walked into a small conference room.
"I'm protesting!"
Chen He simply didn't sit down, he directly picked up his protest board, and Duang slammed it on the table: "What I want to protest is a quagmire game!" This game project is really tiring and exhausting! And the main and most unbearable thing is that it takes at least an hour to wash off the mud, and people are soaked in rotten sacs (soaked and swollen), and the mud has not been completely washed off! Especially in the ears, one is not good, it is easy to have stones in it after a few months! โ
"That's right, I still have it in my ears, do you want me to pull it out and show you!"
Before Chen He's words fell, Beibi had already echoed it, and the little cheetah on the side saw that the goddess had taken the lead, and immediately wanted to cooperate, but was interrupted by a scream.
"Ahh Ah~~ It hurts! It hurts! Brother banknote, save me, save me~! Quick, help me get it out! โ
Listening to Guo Dong's screams, everyone was stunned, Deng Qian subconsciously hurriedly hugged Guo Dong's shoulder, and asked anxiously: "Jelly!" Jelly! What's wrong? What happened to you? Don't scare Brother Money! Director! Quick, call for an ambulance! What about first responders? You...... Your uncle's jelly! โ
Seeing that Guo Dong stopped screaming, and then deducted a diamond the size of a quail egg from his ears and eyes, although Deng Qian didn't understand how this guy did it, he couldn't help but greet his uncle from the bottom of his heart.
"Director, look, such a big stone, this is what I left in my ears last time when I was in Luoyang! The quagmire game is so inhuman! Banned! It must be banned! โ
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Everyone looked at Guo Dong, who was screaming, convulsing, and even foaming at the mouth just now, speechlessly, and in a blink of an eye, he was resurrected in a state full of blood and demons, and then looked at the perfectly cut diamond in his hand, except for Beibi who screamed and pounced, everyone else couldn't wait to take out the blue fire Gatling and burst him for two hours!
"Diamonds! Diamond! What a beautiful diamond! It's mine! โ
Looking at Beibi, who pounced on her like a vicious dog pounced on food, Guo Dong was speechless and stretched out his hand to grab the back of her neck and look at the camera: "Lao Huang, hurry up and take this crazy woman of your family away to treat foot-and-mouth disease!" โ
Seeing Beibi open his teeth and claws and look like he had lost his mind, the little cheetah couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly came over and took the female nerve of the former goddess and now had a mad cow attack and pressed her back to her seat, and then opened her mouth to continue to protest, diverting the topic that was a little embarrassing just now.
"Seriously, director, it's no problem for us to stay up late, it's good to stay up all night until dawn, but getting up early is simply a killer for us, killing all of us!"
Guo Dong buckled the ears and eyes that had just pulled out the diamonds on the side: "I think it's okay, every morning I will go to the roof to practice boxing, and after punching, I still have time to watch the sunrise, and collect all the purple gas from the east, when didn't I bring back your breakfast for you that morning?" โ
Swish!
Everyone turned their heads in unison, staring at Guo Dong who was demolishing the stage again with the same dead fish eyes: "Where are you?" You're here to dismantle the stage and raise the bar today, aren't you? โ
Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders and looked at the camera with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, which one is strong to make a fortune, and the running man quagmire diamond is hidden!" An eternity, only 19 yuan! โ
"Get out!"
Everyone roared at him, saying that the protest meeting was good, and this bastard was about to be disturbed!
"Okay, okay, the protest continues, Kaikai, what is your protest?"
Deng Qian gave the big black bull a look, and the two of them directly controlled his mouth and hands, so that the protest meeting could continue.
Chen He protested against the quagmire of one of the three nightmares of the running man, the little cheetah and beibi successively protested against the shiatsu board and the water left over from the three nightmares, the big black bull protested against the sad clothing problem that belonged to him alone, in addition to the problem of the dark line mole protested by Deng Chao, and the problem of insufficient IQ of the brain-burning game protested by Wang Gulan.
In the end, it was finally Guo Dong's turn, when this product came in before, it was very secret about the content of his protest board, not to mention these six until now, even the program team didn't know what Guo Dong's protest content was.
"Protest! I'm protesting! โ
The big black bull finally took his cow's hooves away from his mouth, and after Guo Dong retched for a while, he took away a piece of cloth covering the protest board and threw it aside, and launched his own protest, "I want to protest, the program team is simply too LO!" โ
"It doesn't matter if there are no crocodiles in the quagmire, can you add some milky white glue to increase the adhesion? If you go down, you can still come up, is that called a quagmire? โ
"You use plastic for the acupressure board? Does that work? Next time, if I don't replace it with metal nails, three-edged bayonets, and the largest injection needle, I can go to your window in the middle of the night! โ
"And is it cold in the water? Isn't there more than half of the solid crushed ice called cold water? Did you drift, or did I not lift a knife on the stove? โ
"And moles, undercover, killers or something, can you match me with a few decent opponents? Otherwise, that's all there is to it? The second-class disability in the body and the super-mental retardation in the brain, I really have no sense of accomplishment when I am bullied! โ
"And more! Speaking of brain-burning problems, I'm angry, program team, can't you go up the grade when you set up brain-burning games? Every time I say it's a brain-burning special, every time I just want to yawn, please, I'm also a peerless general, a national boyfriend, can't I always be so scored, right? โ
Speaking of which, Guo Dong looked at the petrified crowd and nodded at the big black bull: "As for the protest of the minister's brother, I don't think there is any need to accept it, the big black cow does not plough the land, how can it highlight the tallness of the landlord?" โ
Plow...... Cultivated land?
The big black bull's eyes glared angrily: "him!" โ
"Kill him!"
As the big black bull started, a few running men, as well as the people in the program team, couldn't help it, and rushed up behind the big black bull, pressing Guo Dong under him was a violent beating.
Recently, my brain has been a little empty, and Kavin is serious, so I have been temporarily updating two times a day for the time being, and I will resume the update of the big star tomorrow, about one chapter a day, change my brain, and find my ideas again
(End of chapter)