Chapter 30: Eclecticism
"Boss, you really want to join the army, what about us?" Thirteen Niang pointed to the old people and children beside her and asked.
"You guys? Let's go together, your martial arts are so high, it's a big deal that you disguise yourself as a man."
"But... What about Old Man Wei and his grandfather? It doesn't matter if the monks are or the fat people. Thirteen Niang suddenly felt that this boss was so unreliable, and she didn't think about it at all, which was really embarrassing.
"Well, the little ghost and the old man... How about following my brother" Mo Wei pointed to Sheng Linyun? Elder brother? Old man Wei is your grandfather, and this little ghost is your younger brother."
"I don't want to, I'm obviously Xiao Wei's grandfather, why should Xiao Wei be a grandfather and I be a younger brother, so I can't let Xiao Wei carry me in the future." The child protested.
"If you don't obey, I'll throw you away, now I'm the boss, if you're disobedient, don't join us" Mo Wei bent down and stooped down to scare him, "By the way, what's your name, little ghost?" ”
"Woo, Wei Douding," the child glanced at Thirteen Niang and wanted her to help him.
"Boss, if I don't go with you, I'll be your brother's sister," Thirteen Niang hugged Wei Douding and said.
"I was able to dig graves when I was six years old, and you were still crying" Mo Wei continued to bared his teeth at Wei Douding with a fierce face.
"That's right, crying while planing," Sheng Linyun interjected.
"No, brother, what about I teach children, you can't do this" Mo Wei smiled awkwardly and turned to Rukaka, "How is Lukaka's martial arts?" Isn't it much worse than your sister? ”
"Uh... I... As soon as Lukaka wanted to say something, Thirteen Niang took over the words.
"Well, my brother's martial arts... Very bad! Thirteen Niang said.
"Isn't it a martial arts family? How bad can it be? "Don't believe it.
"My brother has only been interested in wood art since he was a child, and he rarely sees him practicing dance, right, brother!" Thirteen Niang said helplessly.
Rukaka stared at his round eyes, and was stunned, "Eh, yes, my sister is right." ”
"Huh? Carpenter, huh? Then follow my brother, you don't need to buy brushes in the future," Mo Wei said casually.
"Okay, boss, I will make a plan, after arriving in Chang'an, fat man, monks, the seven of you follow me to join the army, Thirteen Niang, Lukaka, Dou Ding, Old Man Wei, and the two of you, Ang Ang, two deserters follow my brother, protect my brother" Mo Wei pointed in the direction of Chang'an "set off!! Ay? What about Han Qing and the stinky fart scholar? ”
"Yesterday was gone," the crowd replied.
"Are we going to part ways?" Thirteen Niang asked.
"No, if I succeed in the exam, I will ask for orders to go to the border, and if I fail, we will directly follow Mo in different rounds." Sheng Lingyun replied to Thirteen Niang with a smile: "It won't be separated." ”
"The brothers are so handsome, and their smiles are so infectious." Thirteen Niang's face flushed slightly, and she chuckled in her heart.
The group marched towards Chang'an City, Mo Wei felt that he was finally in the rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes may be so happy, there is no burden, no calculation, and there is no need to hesitate to accept the thirteen people, as if arranged by God, and accept it happily.
"I said, you six bald heads, since you are still vulgar, what is the common name?"
"I'm the biggest, my name is Zhirui"
"Oh, wisdom is cleverness, you just don't be smart"
"My name is Junjie"
"Oh"
"My name is Fang Chao"
"My name is Cao Chang"
"My name is Yu Yang"
"My name is Qiwei"
"Sure enough, it's a common name, it's really vulgar"
It was the first time for everyone to hear the real names of the six masters, and they complained one after another.
In the main palace of the Langping Dynasty, the leaders of the nine countries of the Far North gathered together, and they had a collective alliance called the Moon Alliance. The three countries led by Lang Ping were separated by a canyon from the other six countries, and in the past 30 years, nine countries had opened this canyon for trade reasons, but the real purpose was for them to counterattack the Central Plains and facilitate the transfer of troops to each other. The Moon Alliance plans to take the Lion Camel City led by Lang Ping, and lay down one eye of the Central Plains, so that the Central Plains troops are all on the fat of the Lion Camel City, and the other six countries take advantage of the situation to attack the Yellow Dragon and kill the Central Plains in the safest way, but I didn't expect that after breaking through the three levels, the defense of the Lion Camel City is particularly strong, and the troops on the other borders are not weakened but stronger.
"Tuli, my fathers have spent thirty years planning this battle, and you have made us suffer a big loss in less than thirty days, should you explain?" A man in armor with pigtails in the sky asked menacingly, his name was Xu Bei, the leader of the Chinese Zhijia Kingdom of the Six Kingdoms.
The man sitting in the middle was Tuli, the leader of Lang's country, and he held his forehead and looked a little depressed.
"I didn't expect that Emperor Zhongxiao would react so quickly, this could have taken Lion Camel City." Tully explained.
"As long as you take the Lion Camel City, or put pressure on the Emperor of the Central Plains to transfer troops from him, our other six countries can collectively attack, invade the Central Plains, and even take Chang'an." Another leader snorted softly, it was Ganmeng of the Night Snow Country of the Six Kingdoms.
"But our soldiers are almost exhausted, for a full thirty days, my army is at the forefront, and there is not much left of what you transferred to me, so how can I be willing to attack again, besides, I have already won three levels, is this record not enough? When the time comes, how will I deal with the return of the three levels? The more Tully spoke, the angrier he became.
"Then you will flee from the Moonleague Canyon to us, haha" A fat leader sneered, his name was Bobu, the leader of the Yangdan Kingdom.
"Bob, you! What did you say? Did you use me to test the Central Plains in the first place? Tully's face was furious.
"Tuli, don't be angry, our Moon Alliance is now unanimous with the outside world, don't think about it, since you don't have any troops, we will allocate it to you again, after the Moon League Canyon is opened, if your three countries have any difficulties and knock on the city gate, our six countries will know, and we will definitely help, and we will definitely help."
"I can't attack anymore now, even if I transfer troops to me again, I won't go up, if you want to fight, you six countries fight, and our three countries must rest." Tully turned his head and put on a non-negotiable attitude.
"Tuli, don't think that we can't do without you, we just want to swallow the Central Plains as quickly as possible, we have already found out all the information of the old emperor, and now with our troops, we are definitely worthy of him. It's just that I'm afraid that there will be a situation when the fish will die and the net will be broken, in the past hundred years, our fathers have endured too much humiliation in order to seize their land, and we must not fail again, so that we will no longer face surrender, but destruction, do you understand? Xu Bei's face was gloomy, and it could be seen that his ambition was huge.
"Do you think they don't want the three levels? They're just recuperating, and I've already found out that they're starting to recruit soldiers, how long do you want me to last? When the time comes, don't talk about the Lion Camel City, I'm afraid that the three levels will be taken away and the Three Kingdoms will be destroyed, just think about it, I regret cooperating with you, I didn't expect the corrupt Central Plains Country to be so powerful, it's all fake, it's all fake, they pretend to be depressed, just to induce us to resist, so as to annex us" Tuli went crazy and his mouth began to break his thoughts, and Xu Bei walked up is a slap.
"Calm down, my ally, now is just the beginning, if you are really afraid, I will command the next battle" Xu Bei shook Tuli and looked at Tuli with a pair of determined eyes "Calm, you know? ”
"Good! Good! I'm calm," Turly nodded.
"Okay, I'm afraid that I'll borrow the master of the tiger and wolf, and after half a month of practice, I will secretly command" Xu Bei turned to face everyone with a gloomy face, and he could see infinite confidence and greed in his cold eyes.
After the end of the alliance, the six kings were ready to rebel against the country, and a soldier walked up to Xu Bei, "King, as expected, the Central Plains Kingdom really sent a large number of gold and silver treasures, and said that he wanted to see you, fortunately, you prepared a stand-in in advance." ”
"Hmph, although I can only live now? But one day his rule will be overthrown, and the Emperor of the Central Plains seems to have noticed it, and took the opportunity to send an envoy to investigate... It's ridiculous! You go back first to prepare, convene the generals to discuss the matter, and for the time being, you can't let the Central Plains Emperor know that we are also involved in the war. ”