"Oh, what two big wild boars!"

He Ling, Chen He and Dahua were left in the geography to continue breaking corn according to Guo Dong's method, and Guo Dong took Huang Lei to the side of the road, ready to deal with the wild boar later.

"A family, it just has to be neat."

Looking at Guo Dong's serious nonsense, Huang Ji couldn't help but snort and burst out laughing: "I think they definitely don't want the family to appear in front of you so neatly." ”

After laughing a few words, Huang Ji's brows furrowed again: "These three wild boars must add up to a few hundred catties, just a few of us, we can't eat it at all." ”

Saying this, Huang Ji looked at the two living little wild boars: "These two small ones are just the right size, and after slaughtering, they are simply perfect to make a roast suckling pig." ”

Guo Dong laughed: "Otherwise, this half-sized wild boar will be given to the program team, let them also open the meat, taste the taste of this pure wild wild boar, and let the program team replace it with some domestic animals and poultry such as pigs, sheep, chickens and geese that can be slaughtered for banquet guests." Then the two baby wild boars are slaughtered to make a roast suckling pig. ”

Hearing Guo Dong's words, not only Huang Zhen, but even the directors of the program team and others lit up their eyes.

Wild boars are still pure wild boars in the authentic primeval forest, not fake wild boars that are hybridized with wild boars and domestic boars in the farm.

It's just that although the director is willing to do a thousand or ten thousand in his heart, he still hesitates considering the effect of the show.

After all, if you have these things, not to mention that after a pig has been raised for a few months, you can throw off your cheeks and eat it for a long time if you kill it, even if it is a fat chicken and a fat goose, it is enough to entertain 'guests'.

When the biggest problem of food is solved, how will they go down to the ground to break corn?

You must know that breaking corn is an important highlight and main element of this show.

"That's not easy, when the guests order, let them order something special, the mushroom house is not cultivated, or you take away the staple food such as rice and noodles, or the number of people who come at one time increases from one or two to four or five. And after a few days, you need to add a lot of large pieces of furniture, such as stoves and so on, which cannot be done by a pig. Wouldn't it be a good idea to let them go to the market to sell their livestock, or even be a pork dealer to kill pigs and cut meat? ”

Hearing the director's concerns, Guo Dong pouted and threw out a lot of solutions, and one was better than the other, and each one was more eye-catching.

"No matter how bad it is, I've been living in the village lately, so I'm just looking for an excuse to come over. A pig? Two pigs are not enough for me to eat alone, what are you afraid of? Don't talk about me, just say that the few who run men, follow me to practice the method of qi and blood transportation, all of them are rice buckets, even if it is beibi, you can eat more than a dozen catties of meat at a meal, if the big black cow and the pig crane put down their burdens and disguises, and eat twenty or thirty catties of meat at a meal without burping, you can call two casually, and you can eat a pig clean in two meals. ”

Not only are all the worries dispelled, but there are also a lot of gimmicks and tricks that they didn't think of before, or can't think of, and they dare not think of, and everything is eye-catching enough, plus farmers don't breed some poultry and livestock are always lacking in taste, after raising these things, not only have a lot of fun, but also let these stars experience the 'fun' of killing pigs and sheep and cleaning up pigsty and other beneficial entertainment projects.

Thinking of this, the director immediately agreed with his eyes lit up that the mushroom house could use the half-large wild boar weighing dozens of catties and the program team in exchange for a batch of poultry and livestock that could be eaten and slaughtered, including four piglets, two half-sized goats, three chickens, ducks and geese, and a donkey and a donkey cart that could not be used.

Donkeys and donkey carts are used for them to go to the market, pull corn, buy things, and most likely kill pigs and sell meat in the future.

After all, the way of breaking corn has now changed, and it is no longer appropriate to wait on the road with a tricycle, and the agricultural vehicle is used as little as possible according to the meaning of the program group, so it is a very good choice to change to a donkey cart, and the fun is far stronger than before, I don't know how much.

And these are also discussed by Guo Dong and the program team, after all, at this time last year, he was still a farmer, what should be in a farmer's home, he is much clearer than these stars, directors, screenwriters and other stars who engage in creation and artistic interpretation.

"Liangying really gave me a big surprise!"

It was only at this time that the director admitted that Guo Dong's joining, indeed as Zhang Lianggang said to him before, was a big surprise that would be beneficial to him and harmless, although Guo Dong's existence would break some rules and raise some requirements and standards, but as long as you can keep up with his footsteps, the result will only surprise you and will not disappoint you.

This point, the running man who was played bad by Guo Dong has the deepest experience, but in the end, they chose the wrong path, which led to the final collapse.

And this time, the yearning program team did not choose the way of confrontation and suppression of running men, but chose the way of cutting, cooperating, and cooperating with each other.

"Are you sure that all this meat has to be cooked?"

The two big wild boars were washed and peeled, and the internal organs were also sorted into large basins and waited for the next step, but even if the internal organs and bones, pig heads and pig trotters were removed, the two big wild boars also had more than 400 catties of clean meat.

Looking at the wild boar meat piled up into a small mountain, Huang Ji still couldn't believe that they were going to eat so much meat later.

"Teacher Huang, you can rest assured that you can do it, more than 400 catties of pork, my strength has changed recently, I have to eat a whole cow every meal, not to mention five or six hundred catties."

Guo Dong said while simply sorting the Roshan into various shapes, Huang Ji saw that Guo Dong had been insisting, so he had no choice but to start cooking this Roshan, and Guo Dong turned around and left after cleaning the internal organs.

"Erliangzi~ Are you at home?"

Leaving the mushroom house and walking a short distance, that is, a distance of a few hundred meters, Guo Dong came directly to the courtyard of a family, not at all, just pushed the door and walked in, without any intention of greeting and asking the owner to get permission.

"Erliangzi? Little Er'er? Where did the death go? ”

After shouting for a long time, no one responded, and the door was not locked, Guo Dong didn't see anything outside, just opened the door and walked in, and turned out some ice cream and half a frozen watermelon from the refrigerator.

"There's no one at the other party's house, is it really okay for you to go into the house and get things like this?"

After seeing Guo Dong sweeping like this, he put the things directly on an old-fashioned walk-behind tractor in the yard, and found the crank that started the walk-behind tractor.

"Okay? Get rid of that. ”

Guo Dong rolled his eyes and turned the handle to start the walk-behind tractor: "The owner of this family and I have been friends from Gaozu's generation to the present century-old friends, and the two of us are brothers who have been friends for five generations and eight worships. It's not the verbal kind, but the authentic worship of the heavens and the earth according to the ancient rites, the ancestors, the invitation of relatives and friends as evidence, the eight worship friends, the blood for the alliance of the brothers, if one day which one dies first, then the other is qualified and obliged to provide for the other party's parents and the elderly, wear linen and filial piety, and even have to inherit the other party's blood incense. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Dong sighed lonely: "It's a pity that both of us are special mother's hard-working babies, and we left before we grew up." ”

Guo Dong's words made Xiao Li and several other camera assistants and directors silent, and after a while, Guo Dong took a deep breath: "Don't talk about this...... With our relationship, it can be said that this is my home, is there anything wrong with me doing this? ”

These words can be completely left unexplained, but after all, this is a recording show, rather than pinching off this paragraph and going to someone else's house to take a formal false politeness, Guo Dong would rather explain.

Soon, Guo Dong drove the walk-behind tractor back to the cornfield where the three of them were fighting: "Teacher He, Brother He, Dahua, come over to eat ice cream." ”

"Ice cream!? Mr. He, I seem to have heard ice cream. ”

At this time, Dahua, who had been fighting for almost a day, and was almost collapsing physically and mentally, heard Guo Dong's shout, and turned his head to look at He Ling next to him, who was almost in the same state as him.

"I think I heard someone shouting for us to eat ice cream."

"What do you mean by like, that is! Guo Dong is back, I don't know where to get ice cream, let's hurry over! ”

Chen He on the side learned the qi and blood handling method with Guo Dong, although on the surface he was also weak and physically and mentally exhausted, but it was only on the surface, in fact, there was no problem at all, it was just pretended to be for the sake of the effect of the show, so he immediately helped the two of them to make sure that it was not an auditory hallucination, and walked towards the place where Guo Dong was with his arms around the shoulders of the two.

"I'm going to ~ it's really ice cream, huh~ and watermelon, or ice? Awesome, where did you get that? ”

Seeing what Guo Dong had come, Chen He's eyes lit up instantly, and while exclaiming, he quickly opened an ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth: "Whew~ Come back to life, this is not ice cream, this is a life-saving miracle medicine!" ”

It was full of exaggeration, but it was a heartfelt sigh, which was greatly approved by He Ling Dahua and the two, and soon, with the help of ice cream and iced watermelon, after a short rest, the physical strength was restored, and several people returned to break corn again, and Guo Dong also joined in, and soon with the system and experience that exceeded the three people I don't know how many times, the three people were far behind.

Soon, with the addition of Guo Dong, the number of corn was broken in a blink of an eye, and the four of them went around the ground and returned to the position where the walk-behind tractor was parked, looking at He Ling's appearance that he might faint at any time, Guo Dong secretly shook his head helplessly, and pointed to the hand-held tractor: "Teacher He, do you want to try?" ”

Hearing Guo Dong's words, He Ling's spirits perked up and became interested, but then he said with some hesitation: "Is it okay?" Isn't this going to be hard to drive? ”

It can be seen that whether it is interest and curiosity or the physical strength of waiting, He Ling is eager to try, and Guo Dong directly pressed him to the driver's seat: "In addition to turning and reversing, the operation of this thing is very simple, not to mention that you can drive yourself, even children can quickly learn how to drive, I drove this thing around when I was ten years old." What's more, this is running along the ditch in the field, you just need to put up the gear and drive forward slowly, and then listen to our command to stop at any time and continue to move forward at any time. ”

While talking, Guo Dong explained to He Ling the operation of the walk-behind tractor.

(End of chapter)