Small warships

Just when Xiao Baoshi and the fat man didn't know what to do, a voice sounded beside them: "Tie up this disgusting fat man and give it directly to Lu Xihua." "I've always had no good impression of fat people, and Liu Yiyi just noticed that something was wrong, so he secretly listened to it, and now he immediately gave such an idea.

Xiao Baoshi shook his head without thinking about it and said: "Senior sister, that can't be done, even if the fat man is a heavy-mouthed bastard, he is also the bastard of our human race, and he will be sold to the two-headed star without saying so." ”

The fat man listened and nodded hurriedly.

He even held back an ancient poem: "This 'King Mo Xin and his own strategy, born more Hu Xiaoyu'!" ”

Immediately, Xiao Baoshi and Liu Yi were so disgusted that they retched: "You are enough!" With your dignity, do you dare to compare yourself to Zhaojun? ”

"Don't talk about it anymore." Xiao Baoshi motioned for the two to come closer, "I think this matter is more embarrassing for that person, right?" Maybe he won't say it? ”

The fat man nodded desperately: "Yes, no!" Definitely not, where can you say? I won't say anything if I die! ”

"If you don't say it, you can kill your pile of fat." Liu Yiyi didn't think so, she rolled her eyes, "This is called a pig-like teammate." ”

Xiao Baoshi rubbed his temples: "Stop, please, don't talk any more, okay?" ”

Angela's attitude is very clear, if she knows this detail, she will definitely not leave the space battleship with them.

So after the absence of Angela, the combat effectiveness of the squad has dropped by more than one level, to put it mildly, now the most capable one is Angela. Even if you put aside the combat power, the vast space, the strange planet you are going to, even if everything goes well, how to survive on that planet? How do you deal with people?

With Angela here, everyone still has a little bottom in their hearts.

Although in fact, Angela is not as good as they expected, Pepsi.

But for those who have not gone out of the mountains, the college students from the city are knowledgeable - but for the city from which the college students came, he may really be nothing. Or before teaching, I also worked as a caterer in a fast food restaurant, working and studying part-time to earn some pocket money.

Angela's presence for this team is such a character.

In the next time, it seemed that the fat man was much more honest, at least the mouth finally stopped.

Until, of course, they were ready to learn how to operate the small warship.

The fusiform streamlined appearance of about 100 meters long makes people feel amazing at first glance, whether it is Xiao Baoshi or Liu Yiyi, they all nod secretly. Compared with the previous three-dimensional projection, seeing the spaceship cobbled together by the double-headed starman, Liu Yiyi couldn't help but comment: "It's just the difference between a sports car and a tractor!" ”

"No, it should be the difference between a Ferrari supercar and an overloaded walk-behind tractor." Xiao Baoshi looked at the battleship, his mood seemed to be much better, and he also said a witty remark.

But the fat man said disdainfully: "Turtle, you know Ferrari!" ”

It's just that Xiao Baoshi and Liu Yiyi, who are on the rise, no one has the heart to take care of him; Angela, on the other hand, was concerned about the weapons on the ship, and she didn't even bother with the fat man who wanted to brag about all kinds of expensive sports cars. So the fat man had no choice but to swallow the words back into his stomach with grievance.

About this unhappiness, when it came to entering the interior of the warship, it began to erupt.

"You should get a steering wheel! With so many buttons and switches, oh my god, it's more complicated than doing a heart bypass machine! After the fat man walked into the operation compartment of the small battleship, before the auxiliary mastermind who was appointed to supervise the construction of the battleship finished explaining the functions, he began to scream, "Temporary Z79, are you stupid under the backup gravity channel?" ”

"Sergeant, I already have an official nickname, DM." Here's how the assistant mastermind answered.

"Silly? Okay, then you'll call it cute from now on. The fat man gave the auxiliary mastermind a nickname without authorization, but this did not stop his complaining, "You are stupid and cute, do you understand?" With so many switches, so many buttons, how long are you going to let us learn to drive this battleship? ”

Xiao Baoshi patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Eleven days, yes, according to the calculation of zero, we only have eleven days." ”

"But ......"

"Nothing." Xiao Baoshi said to Liu Yiyi, "This battleship also carries two space fighters and two transport planes, you and Angela go to familiarize yourself with the operation of space fighters and transport planes, and I and the fat man seize the time and begin to familiarize ourselves with how to operate it." ”

Liu Yiyi and Angela both nodded and ran towards the hangar.

"Change, Captain, how about you let it change and make it a steering wheel? The fat man has a car license! If you make a steering wheel, I'll be able to get started right away, no matter how big it is! There is no manual transmission on the earth, this is all going to space, how to get a cockpit full of buttons and switches! The fat man followed Xiao Baoshi's ass and kept complaining.

The assistant mastermind said, "Sergeant, there is no highway for running here, and if you only have a steering wheel, you won't be able to adjust the height of your top and bottom." ”

"So you're stupid, get another steering wheel to adjust up and down!"

"In fact, that would be a lot more complicated than the current joystick."

The fat man touched his three-layer chin and thought about it, it seemed to be the same reason, but he didn't stop because of this, he still chattered endlessly with the auxiliary mastermind to find a difference, it seemed that this was the meaning of his existence.

And Xiao Baoshi checked the instructions very carefully, and said to the fat man: "I don't want to take risks, I don't want this small warship to have problems because of computer failures." Do you understand? For example, the autopilot malfunctioned, causing it to drive back to the space battleship on its own! ”

To get out of zero's control, that's the price.

"Then what's the purpose of this stupidity! What the hell is it for? Just don't forget it! ”

"Second Lieutenant, if you don't have my help, you have to exert at least seven hundred kilograms of force to turn this dial to make it move one scale, and when it turns three scales, you have to spend this level of strength to stop it; Now, you only need forty grams of force to spin it, and as long as you stop applying force, it can stop at any time. The auxiliary mastermind seems to be very worried, Xiao Baoshi will listen to the fat man's words and clean it up.

So it immediately stated its usefulness to Xiao Baoshi.

"Don't worry, I know the value of your existence." After Xiao Baoshi calmed the auxiliary mastermind, he said to the fat man, "Let's start, let's practice the operation in the simulation cabin." ”

To Liu Yiyi's surprise, although the fat man had many complaints, in the subsequent practice, he was very serious and very desperate. Work harder than anyone else, whether it's Xiao Baoshi or Liu Yiyi or Angela. He even slept in the cockpit of the simulator and resumed his practice when he woke up.

After three or four days, I actually lost weight visibly with the naked eye, which is tired and thin!

"It's not a good thing." Xiao Baoshi said to Liu Yiyi very worriedly, "He is very afraid, in addition to the fear of death, do you think he is a person who can be diligent?" I'm worried about when he's going to break down. ”

Liu Yiyi felt that it didn't matter: "It's better than being a waste, right?" You're the captain, though, and that's not something I need to worry about. And it's not my favorite life either. Saying that, she opened a storage chip, and through the translation of the ring, read some Kryptonian poems, and relished it, she was originally a girl who yearned for elegance and romance.

Xiao Baoshi shrugged his shoulders a little helplessly and walked to the simulated cockpit where he practiced the operation.

His helplessness lies in Liu Yiyi's interests, which are completely different from her talent.

That's right, she has a talent for weapons that makes Xiao Baoshi jealous.

For the first time, Liu Yiyi, who boarded the simulation cabin of a space fighter for the first time and did not even have a car license on earth, was able to safely take off and recover the space fighter in the simulation system; In the hundredth simulation she conducted, including forty combat simulations, her lowest rating was "A", while most ratings were "SS" at the highest level.

Then she didn't want to practice anymore, and Xiao Baoshi couldn't persuade her.

And asked her to practice piloting a small battleship, but she refused on the grounds that it was not her responsibility to divide the labor.

She really doesn't like to do these things.

At this time, Angela was in the simulation cabin, facing the recovery crash of the 109th fighter plane - not only the fat man was willing to drive an automatic car, but the two-headed starman with a technology level many times higher than that of the earth, and they were more accustomed to relying on automated programs than the earthlings.

So Xiao Baoshi didn't know what to say, and he didn't know how to persuade him.

"A squad of four, a corporal who is gifted and hates handling equipment; A melee workhorse who wants to abandon the squad at any moment; A sergeant who is about to be scared to death by himself, plus his own captain, this is a team? Xiao Baoshi sat on the seat of the simulation cabin and said to himself with a wry smile.

Then gradually, he leaned back in his chair, the mock helmet in his hand slowly slipped off, and he began to let out a low snoring sound, and the helmet slipped from his loose hand and did not fall to the floor because Liu Yiyi was underneath it with his feet. She looked at him, shook her head, and after putting her helmet away, she took a blanket and draped it over him.

She walked into her cabin and slammed the crystal card with the Kryptonian's poems in her hand.

Qingxiu's face was buried deep in her knees, she cried loudly, she didn't know why she was crying, she didn't want reasons, although she could find countless reasons, she didn't want these, just venting in Chesdi, letting the tears flow, washing away the nostalgia and sorrow that were buried deep in her heart and dared not touch.

Xiao Baoshi's snoring gradually became louder, in fact, he was not only a fat man, he was also very tired.

He is also competing for every second, this is the vast space, he can't hit 110, he can't find someone who can help him, and even he has to worry about other team members, Xiao Baoshi never dares to relax.

In his sleep, he didn't know what he dreamed of, and a long-lost smile appeared on his face.

He was whispering, "Mommy, Mommy...... Don't worry, mom ......."

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