151 Bombed Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang
(7th Update)
A few days later, when Uncle Jiu was invited to see the Feng Shui Election Tomb, Guo Dong took his own soldiers to ransack Yizhuang, and then blasted it into the sky with a C4 rain!
Then when Uncle Nine got the news and came back, Ren Fa had already started work in full swing with hundreds of workers and hundreds of truckloads of materials.
A magnificent Taoist temple with three entrances and three exits, this is the dumb riddle that Guo Dong played with Ren Fa in front of Uncle Jiu when he was in the Western restaurant before, and it is also the reason why he went to warn him before, so that he could survive from the hands of zombies, this is Guo Dong originally planned to start building after his return, and gave it directly to Uncle Jiu as a gift after completion.
Even if he hadn't pulled out the spell from Uncle Nine at that time, it was enough to rely on the name of Uncle Nine, this person, and the irreplaceable memory of childhood.
Uncle Jiu, who was bombed in the house, helplessly left with Guo Dong, preparing to go to his junior brother Simu Daoist to borrow it for a few days.
Otherwise, you can't sleep in the wilderness, eat and drink, right?
Guo Dong drove the Raptor and led the way with the Four-Eyed Daoist and the Ninth Uncle Master and apprentice in front, and his own soldiers sat in the Paramount Marauders to suppress the formation, and in the middle was a van loaded with the customers of the Four-Eyed Daoist - dead corpses!
"It's my home in front of it, the courtyard on the left is mine, and the one on the side is an old monk who has been out to travel for three or four years, I don't know if it's dead outside, it just so happens that you live in the courtyard over there first."
There is a car to sit, and you can dry the road during the day and rest at night, which is naturally much faster than the four-eyed road chief who can only lead the corpse at night and jump little by little, and even the estimated one-tenth of the time has not been used, and it has already arrived at the destination.
"Huh? How did the door open over there? The old monk is back? Isn't he dead outside? ”
Just got out of the car, the four-eyed Taoist took Uncle Jiu, Guo Dong and others to the gate of the courtyard of Master Yixiu next door, and suddenly sighed softly, although he said so, but he was very worried and pulled out the sword on his back and walked over.
Looking at the four-eyed Taoist who said no, but physically he was very honest, worried that a thief or beast would break in and destroy his old friend's home, and even pulled out his sword, Guo Dong couldn't help but think of the pair in the movie who were full of joy and hatred, shook his head and laughed.
The four-eyed Taoist walked into Master Ikkyu's room and found that it was not an imaginary beast, but a person who was planning to clean up: "Hey! Who are you? How could it be here!? ”
"Are you...... Are you the four-eyed Taoist master that Master told me? ”
Qingqing paused for a moment, and then reflected.
"Your master? Are you the apprentice of the old monk Yixiu? ”
The four-eyed Taoist was a little surprised, and looked Qingqing up and down carefully, so cute, it must be a boy...... What a ghost!
What is the old monk trying to do? I haven't seen him accept an apprentice in my life before, so many people have come to him to ask him for the first disciple and refused, how can I go out and travel for a few years to accept a female apprentice back?
She's a young, pretty, cute and charming girl!?
Does this old monk want to play with the sadomasochism of teachers and students or what do you want to do!?
"Master, hurry up...... Hey? How can there be so many people? ”
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist heard the voice of his apprentice Jiale outside the door, so he turned around and went out to see that the old monk had been out for several years, and he didn't find a random place outside that was out of the way, and he hurried away, and what did he do when he came back with a beautiful female disciple!?
"Four-eyed Daoist, long time no see!"
Just as he was about to ask Guo Dong who they were, he saw the four-eyed Taoist leader walking over from the side, and the two hurriedly greeted him.
"yes, it's been a long time, I haven't been back for so long, I thought you had gone to Western Elysium!"
The excitement of not seeing each other for a few years was dispersed by the words of the four-eyed Taoist, and Master Yixiu rolled his eyes and replied angrily: "Yes, I went, but they asked me to take you with me, so I came to pick you up!" ”
However, the two old urchins scolded each other, that is the mutual hurt of love, it belongs to the mood, and the business is still important, so Master Yixiu hurriedly asked: "Four eyes, who are they?" ”
"They...... Hey? What about my brother? ”
Only then did the four-eyed Taoist realize that Uncle Nine didn't know where to go.
"Uncle Nine just went into the house to offer incense to Master Zu and say goodbye."
Just now, Uncle Nine also wanted to go over with the Four-Eyed Daoist to see the situation, but there should be no demons in the blue sky and white day, it is nothing more than beasts or bandits, dealing with these things, Guo Dong's personal soldiers are much more professional than him, so Uncle Nine didn't follow him.
"Uncle Shi, why didn't the two senior brothers, Qiusheng and Wencai, come with you?"
The four-eyed Taoist made an introduction to each other between Master Yixiu and Uncle Jiu and Guo Dong, and Jiale also asked about the two famous pit fathers and two senior brothers in the uncle's family after meeting the uncle.
"The two of them? Your uncle recently met a loser and took the initiative to blow up the house to cultivate the temple, and the two of them are now supervising the work of hundreds of workers at home! ”
Uncle Nine didn't reply, but the four-eyed Taoist on the side said sourly.
Guo Dong on the side smiled: "No way, although Uncle Nine doesn't recognize me as an apprentice, but after all, I am half of Uncle Nine's disciple, I have a small amount of money, and I build a house for my master, isn't it natural to be an apprentice?" ”
Simu Dao rolled his eyes angrily: "Yes, you kid is a good life, before the senior brother didn't agree to accept you as an apprentice anyway because of your karma, and even cut off the path of others taking you as an apprentice, but who would have thought that in the end, you would still learn a lot of tricks by you!" ”
Uncle Nine couldn't help but smile when he looked at his junior brother's sour appearance: "Private placement, Guo Dong has a lot of money, building a house and building a temple is a drop in the bucket for him, why don't you also teach him some Taoist skills, maybe he will also build a Taoist temple for you when the time comes!" ”
The ninth uncle also knows that he is at a loss, Guo Dong has merit, national fortune, royal qi and the wish power of the people, and he is also vigorous in blood and blood, it can be said that he is the best talent and beautiful jade in the cultivation of the Tao, and it can be said that it is a disciple qualification that no one can dream of. As a result, because of his own insistence, he didn't have any round eyes and united front with himself, not only did he not accept Guo Dong as a disciple, but he was also hostile and guarded for a long time.
In the end, he broke the rules first and passed on some Taoist skills to Guo Dong.
Although they are all Taoist techniques that cannot be used as traitors, after all, they broke their promises and gained weight first.
So now, I simply encourage and instigate Simu to teach Guo Dong some Taoist skills, and then use words to mention Guo Dong, so that Guo Dong can take the opportunity to learn more things.
"Don't! Senior brother, I know what you mean! Rest assured, I have absolutely no complaints about that matter! ”
The four-eyed Taoist raised his hand and stopped Guo Dong from climbing up the pole, first explained to Uncle Jiu, and then looked at Guo Dong: "I don't build a house for you, I have made a lot of money over the years, I can't compare to you, but I still have the money to repair and build a house." ”
Speaking of this, the four-eyed Taoist paused for a moment, and then looked at Guo Dong: "You were riddled with karma before, and my senior brother and I were a little targeted at you, although it turned out later that what you said was right, judging a person's good or bad based on karma alone may indeed be biased." But for us, this kind of thing is rather credible than unbelievable, and there is a mistake and we can't let it go, so you must not hold a grudge against our senior brother! ”
Guo Dong shook his head: "The Taoist is too careful, I am not the kind of person who is rigid and unreasonable, although because of his background in the army, he is irritable and murderous, but he will not hold a grudge against you two because of this." ”
When he said this, Guo Dong's face was not red or breathless, and he simply forgot that he had murderous intent towards both of them, and was ready to kill and explode skills. Even a few days ago, before Master Ren and his zombie father were dug up, he decided to take advantage of the end of Mr. Zombie's plot and the final battle between the four-eyed Taoist to appear, and kill him at the moment before returning to obtain Taoist skills.
"But anyway, my brother and I were a little sorry for you before! In this way, during the time you live with me, I will teach you some basic things for the practice of raising altars, and then teach you how to make some magic tools that we usually use. ”
Guo Dong couldn't help but be overjoyed, this is really an unexpected joy!
It seems that they are all things that are not in the flow, let alone magic spells, and there are not even some tips such as adjusting his breath, but these are what he needs most at this time!
The Dao Technique and Feng Shui Physiognomy that can be used to control zombie ghosts, the Feng Shui Mr. who was killed by him before is definitely professional, and he is stronger than the Ninth Uncle and the Four Eyes Dao Master, who stick to the Dao Heart.
And the Dao technique of guarding has already been taught to me, and with the tricks I have researched with those ten powers, it is enough to guard the safety of myself and others.
As for the Taoist techniques that can be used to harm and kill people?
Hehe, it's not that Guo Dong is vain and looks down on Taoism's way of killing people, but compared to Taoism's slow effect and the possibility of being cracked, he prefers it for winter, and he believes in directly bombarding the sky with a grenade rain, or cutting off his head with an axe!
Clean and neat!
There is no way to save it!
It's all blown up to ashes and chopped into sauce, if you can still save it, count me as losing!
It's all blown up to ashes and chopped into sauce, if you can still save it, count me as losing!
Then Guo Dong lived here with the four-eyed Taoist, and every day under the teaching of the ninth uncle and the four-eyed Taoist, he learned some basic knowledge that Taoist priests must know, and also made a complete set of magic weapons with his own hands under the guidance and help of the two.
From the money sword to the rune pen, from the Wenchang Pagoda to the Bagua Mirror, from the compass to the peach wood sword, from the talisman to the Ruyi, there are also banners and umbrella covers, flag rulers and bells.
That's right, this is the seventh watch, it was supposed to be updated in the early hours of this morning, and the eighth watch was brought along the way, but from noon the day before yesterday to more than four o'clock in the morning today, I really couldn't help but dream of Zhou Gong, and it was already the middle of the night when I opened my eyes. It's not a reason, it's that I know you love me and don't want me to burst my liver. But it's late, but please believe that I won't run away, and when everyone wakes up at dawn, I think I should be able to catch up
(End of chapter)