Chapter Ninety-Eight: Customs

Liu Kui's motorcade soon arrived in front of the mansion of another alien boss mentioned by the alien leader.

"What does this big guy do? Why is there a hole dug by some animal around this cave? Could it be that aliens are raising pigs for man? Is the pig arched? Liu Kui jokingly asked the alien leader.

"Are you related to the River Crab Clan? Why do you look so similar? Liu Kui didn't wait for the alien leader to answer before adding another sentence.

The alien leader brushed the horn on the top of his head and dug out the eye droppings next to his eyes: "No! We also came to Earth tens of thousands of years ago, when people were still in the trees! We named ourselves: the one-horned alien. As for the fact that there are so many pig-like holes in front of this alien big man's cave, it may have been caused by their children when they were playing...... The kids might be playing house games! ”

"Really? Aliens also know how to play house? I thought we were the only humans who played house! Liu Kui said he was surprised and surprised.

It didn't take long for the alien boss that the one-horned alien said came out: this mysterious boss looked like a mutated wild boar! Except for the legs, which are as thick as those of a silverback gorilla, the rest of the body looks like a pig.

Grandpa Liu Kui looked at this tall and mighty alien boss and turned his head sideways and muttered to Liu Kui: "What's going on?" Are they all animals? You see that pig's trotters have pig manure on them, what if people shake hands with us later? ”

Liu Kui was alert when he heard his grandfather say this, and he only paid attention to the hole in front of the alien man's mansion that was arched by the pig, but he didn't pay attention to see if there was any on the big guy's pig trotters.

"Huh! I don't know what your alien etiquette is, are we going up and shaking hands with the alien boss or something? Still is? Liu Kui asked the one-horned alien.

The one-horned alien thought for a few seconds: "No handshake!" As a VIP, you will treat each other with VIP etiquette: just dip your hooves in dung and poke them in your mouth! I'll have dinner with them when I'm done, and I'll be good brothers with you in the end!" Blessings and hardships are shared until death! ”

"Oh! "Liu Kui was disgusted when he thought of pig dung, and he almost vomited, but he didn't vomit again.

After stopping his uncomfortable mood, Liu Kui continued: "Can you do this etiquette for you?" I'm really uncomfortable today! The stomach is so uncomfortable that you think it will be embarrassing to vomit during the ceremony, isn't that bad? ”

Grandpa Liu Kui decided to sit in the car and wait for his grandson to negotiate with the alien boss and discuss cooperation. It's time to let go, you have to exercise your grandson well, and the fate of the Liu family is in his hands in the future.

Listening to Liu Kui's stomach upset, the one-horned alien said seriously: "It's okay!" If the alien boss is having a ritual with you and you have vomiting imagination, it means that your friendship is eternal, we aliens have an unwritten rule, that is: having dinner together or just vomiting between ceremonies, it means that the party who vomits is well-intentioned and is very interested in this opportunity for cooperation, and vomiting shows sincerity! How much you vomit shows how much heart you use! So I would like to congratulate you in advance, this cooperation will definitely be negotiated! Because you will be nauseous and even vomit! ”

Liu Kui was speechless, and secretly thought in his heart: "Made, it seems that the pig is eaten this time!" Is there no other solution? I'll have to think about it! ”

"Mr. Liu has a sad face, what's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help? As long as you ask, all I can do is do my best to complete the task! "One-horned aliens.

"You're going to meet the alien boss on my behalf? Then convey what I mean, and reach a cooperation intention with your alien boss friend, okay? Shall I treat you to a big meal when I'm done? We're best friends! Can you help me? I've got something to do today, I'll have to go back in a minute! What if the meeting for dinner is longer than the reservation time? Right! I think you'd better go for me! Liu Kuilian coaxed the one-horned aliens.

"As a good friend, I can do it for me, but I already told the big guy that you are waiting for someone at the door! As soon as this person came out, you went back, isn't it? ”

"You just say I'm suddenly very unwell! I'll call an ambulance to pull me back in a moment! I'll leave it to you, brother! Liu Kui patted the one-horned alien on the shoulder and said.

"If you can't hold on any longer, go back and rest! But I think your grandfather can show the sincerity of the Liu family even more by doing it for you! Why don't I tell your grandfather and let him go for you? Look at your grandfather is also quite energetic! The one-horned alien said sincerely.

Liu Kui's heart was half cold: "Lao Tzu said it for a long time, which means that he didn't say it!" My grandfather asked me to go for him, but if you let my grandfather do it for me, then you can't go back and scold me to death! Some of you aliens are smarter than pigs! Well, I'll go for it! It's a big deal to spit on the ground and it's over! What is there to be afraid of men! ”

Liu Kui stood up and took a few deep breaths, shook the collar of his suit, and opened the car door to meet the alien boss.

The alien boss had been waiting at the door of Liu Kui's car for a long time, and as soon as Liu Kui got out of the car, the big guy pounced on him very enthusiastically and poked a hoof dipped in pig manure into Liu Kui's mouth.

Liu Kui vomited when he smelled it, and because his stomach was too strong, a lot of vomited things were sprayed into his nose.

Grandpa Liu Kui could feel uncomfortable and a smell of pig manure through the window glass, and he couldn't help retching a few times.

Wang Yueyue's side was enslaved by the aliens of the Antenna Clan and dug the sand and soil, and a group of people made an appointment to go to the Zerg Mother Hive to sign up and decide to take the civil service exam.

They feel that although they are now in the last days, but the end of the world will soon pass, and most of the ruins of the Zerg Brood have been restored during this time, and they may be able to do something with the Brood in the future, and the girl in early February of the three or five cardamom years is guarding an ugly man, and there is really no interest at all! They don't want to do this for the rest of their lives.

Liu Kui was smoked by the alien boss and vomited all over the ground, and the alien boss saw Liu Kui so sincere, and he felt sorry for everyone! So it squatted down and lay on the ground, licked all the things that Liu Kui spit out little by little, and wiped his mouth: "Mr. Liu, please ......"

Liu Kui was about to vomit again, and the tears of unnausea were about to come out: "What are you doing?" You won't let me lick it too, will you? ”

The one-horned alien hurriedly explained: "Where is Mr. Liu thinking too much, it is to invite you to the mansion to catch up with the past!" ”