"I'll go! What are you doing here? Do you enjoy the blessings of all people? Or Guo Dong, have you really become a livestock as a cow or a horse? ”

Fortunately, the smartest person in the running men's group, the genius who is often called Pig Crane, heard the little cheetah choking Guo Dong when he walked to the door, and was immediately ruthlessly scolded by his senior sister and even scolded Huai, and said a pun back, so he immediately trotted over with his partner, and directly diverted everyone's attention with gags, destroying the somewhat embarrassing atmosphere.

"Ladies and gentlemen, through the dream collection activity held in the factory a few days ago, we found that everyone's dream is to go to the capital to see the national flag raised, so today we are going to hold a 'labor is the most glorious, the workers are active in the competition', and the last two winners, we will send train tickets!"

The director said the theme of this episode, and several people took on the most classic struggle posture of the eighties: "Run!" Dongfang Hong! ”

The most glorious labor staff active competition, the first competition, the production materials defense competition, will be placed in the stadium of those cube boxes on the six sides, belonging to their own team of colors as the front of the place, the three teams with the largest number of three, two and a big red flower respectively.

"No, Director! Don't you care if they're so excessive? All of them have been flipped into blue and green, and you see, there is not a single red one! ”

After listening to the rules of the game in this first level, naturally all the people subconsciously began to flip the colors of those cubes, intending to have an innate advantage, so that the colors of the front of more cubes are suitable for the colors of their team representatives.

The most of them are the blue of the big black bull and the green of Guo Dong, after all, there is no stronger than the two of them in terms of physical strength.

Therefore, Deng Chao immediately protested.

"How so!? Deng Chao, are you really old like this, are you already dazzled? Isn't there still red? ”

Hearing Deng Qian name his team, Xiao Song Jia was the first to quit, and immediately went back, and wanted to prove it to Deng Zhao, Guo Dong immediately discovered Deng Zhao's true intentions, reached out and grabbed Xiao Song Jia's clothes and shook his head gently at her.

Xiao Song Jia was puzzled, but when the big black bull on the side was going to use the facts like her, he walked to one of the red boxes with the front of the three or five left, and patted it, and immediately understood.

"The blue team deducts five!"

The director just said that whoever touches the box before the official start will subtract five from the total, so Deng Qian deliberately protested loudly there, and deliberately named the blue team and the green team, in order to pit the big black bull and Guo Dong, but he didn't expect his little trick to be seen by Guo Dong at a glance.

and Zhao Gao are friends of life and death, and Lu Hou is husband and wife, and he has changed from a homeless traversal to an uncle of the dynasty and a general who protects the country, and finally let Qin Shi Huang break the principle of re-sealing the marquis and open the country, not to mention how yin and deep Guo Dong's scheming city is, but there are definitely a lot of times that he has been yin and framed by people along the way, and his experience in this area is definitely not comparable to modern people.

So in the end, Deng Qian only succeeded in yin the big black bull, and although Xiao Song Jia was also fooled by Guo Dong, he was stopped by Guo Dong in time!

"Chen He, come over to the alliance!"

When the total number of big black bulls being pitted by Deng Qian was about to be reduced by five, Guo Dong said something in Xiao Song Jia's ear, and then saw that Xiao Song Jia was extremely domineering and directly called his junior brother Chen He over, and asked Chen He to ally with her in a commanding tone very strongly.

Does Chen He dare to refuse?

He dares!

But he won't, so he is Chen He, the artist who is considered by all variety show directors to be the most variety show in the country!

"Fellow, we don't have an alliance!"

Here, Xiao Song Jia suddenly looked for Chen He's alliance with a clear goal, which was obviously Guo Dong's attention, and Guo Dong himself would not be idle, and directly found Ma Su, a fellow countryman.

He, Ma Su and Xiao Song Jia are all fellow villagers in the Northeast, and they all grew up drinking the water of the Songhua River...... Although Guo Dong grew up drinking water from a tributary of the Songhua River.

"Okay, okay, let's make an alliance!"

Ma Su didn't wait to speak, and his partner Wang Gulan on the side was already busy agreeing.

Last season's program recording Wang Gulan was the only bystander, but he saw Guo Dong roll forward from the top of Deng Zhao's head and fly over cleanly, and also saw how Guo Dong rushed behind Deng Qian like a ghost, and did not hurt him at that speed, but accurately tore off the name tag.

So Guo Dong can take the initiative to propose an alliance, which is what he can't ask for.

"Very good, Brother He, you are responsible for blocking the boys who come to make trouble, whoever dares to make trouble, let him know what it means to be as thick as a mountain."

Chen He let out his trademark slut smile: "Leave it to me!" ”

It's the most annoying thing to tear a brand, and it's even more annoying to push a box or something, but find a meat pad to press on the ground...... He loves this!

Then Guo Dong turned his head to look at Ma Su: "Fellow, you are responsible for dealing with those girls who come to make trouble." ”

Ma Su nodded: "Give it to my sister!" ”

There is such a saying, before drinking, she was a girl in the Northeast, and after drinking, the whole Northeast is a girl!

Although Ma Su didn't drink in front of him, the female man in the Northeast is definitely the leader among the female men!

For example, Hu Yifei!

"Jiajia, you, Brother Group and Hui Yan are responsible for setting up the boxes I got over, and the three of you guess the boxing to decide who will be the first!"

Guo Dong is completely sure that the top three will be rounded by the three of them, but that would be too much, and this is just a game, not a war, you don't need to be competitive, you just need to be happy.

Just like Chen He, I don't know if anyone remembers that when the final battle of the first season, because I wasn't sure if there was a second season, and I wasn't sure if the second season was still them, Chen He paddled a season, and he who had been responsible for being funny and cheap, finally took it a little seriously, and the strength he showed at that time was definitely the top three in the men's team.

But Chen He has never been known for his strength, but for his weakness, but because he can play, he is definitely the happiest and easiest of the seven, but with these, he has become one of the most indispensable three people in the running men's team.

Captain Deng Chao, capable big black bull, slut Chen He, it doesn't matter if the others are replaced, they can always find a replacement, and these three people can't be said to be absolutely unfound, but it's definitely not easy.

Guo Dong's strength is undoubted, but is it necessary to be the first to make a game? If you have that energy, it's not good to tease the poor mouth and have an ambiguous relationship with a beautiful woman, and then eat some small tofu once in a while?

First?

Maybe he will climb to the first place in countless worlds, even in the real world, even if he steps on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, but the game, that is the thing to relax, and to relax is to fight desperately to grab the first...... Sick, right!?

Don't come to make games, be mercenaries, killers, terrorists!

After they discussed the alliance and arranged the division of labor according to each person's strengths, the director also announced the official start of the game.

Immediately, I saw Guo Dong rushing out like the wind, and he didn't give a reaction to the three teams of six people, only he was the only one who was pushing the box outside and asked him if it was possible, and he ran directly to the farthest place from their base, turned around and stood in front of the base, and at this time, some of them had already made four or five boxes back to their base.

But Guo Dong is not in a hurry at all, firstly, there are only beibi, Cheng Qiaoen and Guo Caijie on the field at this time, the three female generals, the big black bull was locked by Deng Qian and the little cheetah sacrificing themselves, and secondly, beibi They also need to push the box to their respective bases, at first it was okay, it was quite close, but as time passed, the distance became farther and farther, and naturally it became slower and slower.

And he Guo Dong?

Brush Brush Brush!

Bang bang bang!

Guo Dong threw his two legs into clockwork from far to near, kicked the box in front of him one after another, directly crossed most of the field, lined up in a line, and flew over the heads of Song Jia and others one after another, bounced back in the corner of the venue with a bang, and landed steadily in front of the three people responsible for placing the boxes.

Although he really doesn't know any fist and foot kung fu except for the military physical fist attached to the special forces skill, he has strength, speed, explosiveness, and accuracy! In the more than a year that he was a sparring partner for Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Xiaochuan practiced Cui Wenzi's drunken sword, and Guo Dong also controlled his own strength to an outrageous level.

It can be said that he has been in the mythological world for so many years, and his cultivation in moves is almost zero, and his energy in martial arts is all focused on boiling his qi and blood and training to control his own strength.

For example, if he kicks something with his foot, not to mention that such a large box accurately hits the corner of the stadium, the force is not much, and the rebound is not at all powerful, even if it is to use his foot to bumble an egg like a football.

That's what he used to train his leg for power control!

Eggs can be used, not to mention that this is a box that is stronger, elastic, and countless times softer than eggs, in order for these stars not to get hurt when playing games, the materials of these boxes are all very stance, but they are very soft and elastic, so Guo Dong dared to kick these boxes over most of the field, and get the boxes over in a way like playing a long pass in the middle of a football.

"Oh my God! Oh, my God! Is this Foshan Shadowless Legs!? ”

Seeing Guo Dong's two legs constantly shaking, the speed was so fast that people were a little dizzying, and they couldn't react to which leg he was mentioning, because he was worried that he would not be able to cope with it alone outside, Chen He, who was ready to respond at any time, because he had been paying attention to his situation, so he was the first to find out about it, and suddenly an exclamation woke everyone up!

"Stop him!"

"Let go of me and stop Guo Dong, Guo Dong is the biggest threat!"

The big black bull was immediately anxious, seeing that Cheng Qiaoen had only made three or two, and Guo Dong had already kicked twelve or thirteen in such a short time.