Chapter 54: Swapping Spider Heads for Bases
Wang Yueyue performed a magical scalpel to the special forces soldiers and Zhan Xiaogui and others.
They all felt that this solution would work.
"You're all right, right? Hijacked by aliens! The special forces captain asked the team.
"We're all fine! We were kidnapped by aliens for a massage! There is nothing wrong with the body! ”
"Alright! Prepare for battle in a moment and retake our base. Said the captain of the special forces.
The commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Hell Spider Legion and the Hell Spider Emperor watched Assistant Liu Kui dance a few pole dances, and they felt very enjoyable. In order to celebrate the capture of Liu Kui's military base without a single soldier, Liu Kui's assistant had to dance until the commander-in-chief of the three armies looked tired.
"When will this fat pig get tired of watching! That can't make people jump and tire them to death? Assistant Liu Kui thought secretly in his heart.
The subsequent dance moves have only one pose, which is just waving your hand and blinking to conserve your strength.
Assistant Liu Kui suddenly had an inspiration: I have to find a way to make this guy visually tired, and then go to sleep, so that I can relax, otherwise I can tire people to death even if I keep twisting a movement! ”
Liu Kuizhu understood the necklace hanging around his neck: a few more coquettish women's top breasts and women's legs and space sliding steps came to the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Spider Legion, took a golden necklace and swayed it from side to side, and muttered trendy electronic music in his mouth, making it look at the necklace swinging back and forth......
"Why isn't this big insect sleepy, the muscles around my mouth are so sore! Could it be that hypnotism suitable for humans is useless for them? Assistant Liu Kui was puzzled and thought to himself.
Finally, sleepy.
The commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Spider Legion took a nap just now, and so did the Hell Spider Emperor.
"It's not early, the two supreme officers are also sleepy, let's rest early, that's all for today's celebration, and we will continue to celebrate tomorrow!" Assistant Liu Kui said that, and the zombie language translator helped the two big spiders to rest on the spider web.
Seeing that the chiefs were asleep, Assistant Liu Kui turned off the lights and quietly left.
Wang Yueyue put on a stealth auspicious suit: "In another thirty minutes or an hour, we will set off!" ”
"Captain, our mission is not clear yet? You can't just go to the door and announce the order, can you? A couple of special forces members asked the captain.
"Then I'll assign the next task now: Zhan Xiaogui is too tall, so he doesn't have to follow me into the base, wait for an opportunity to ambush outside the base, and when I cut off the heads of the big spiders, you can help me carry them away and transport them to the location I designated."
"Since there are two heads that will be cut off in a while, I suggest that Lili go too, right? Except for you two giants, it is estimated that it will be a bit difficult for the others to carry the heads of the commanders of the three armies of the Hell Spider Emperor and the Spider Legion! ”
"Also, you two must be careful of spider chelicera during transportation, don't be stabbed by the fangs!" Wang Yueyue wrote his speech in advance and said whatever he thought of at the extraordinary meeting, so it didn't sound very coherent.
"What about us? What do we do? The special forces member asked.
"Go and cut off the heads of the two big trees on the mountainside, leaving only the trunks, and the task will be basically completed after the cutting is completed." Wang Yueyue sneezed.
"Oh, and, almost forgot! Split the branches under the view into a meter-long firewood by the way, and it will be useful for a while! Complete the mission when you're done! ”
The special forces members all looked at each other, incredulous: "This is the end?" So this new weapon is useless? I'm still waiting to feel the power of this new weapon! ”
"Hahaha, there will be opportunities in the future! The new weapon doesn't do much damage to the mighty spider soldiers! Try again when you find a less powerful alien monster in the future! There is time! ”
"It's almost time now, let's go!" Wang Yueyue looked at Liu Kui's base, and almost all the lights were extinguished.
The special forces fighters followed the captain and took military axes to cut down trees on the slopes of the mountain.
Wang Yueyue and Zhan Xiaogui, Lili went to Liu Kui base.
A few people came to the outside of the base, Zhan Xiaogui handed the head of a rope to Wang Yueyue, and grabbed the end of the rope himself, so that the Wang team cut off the heads of the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Spider Legion and the Hell Spider Emperor, and found an eye to tie the rope, and the white giant was able to pull it out and carry it away.
Wang Yueyue easily entered the base under the protection of the stealth auspicious suit.
Following the spider chief's loud snoring, he crept to the side of their cobweb bed.
A ball of fire was drawn from his fingers, and he quickly took out a magic scalpel: "Mom! Why are there two spiders lying on this bed? It's either a spider couple, or it's the unspoken rule of the boss and the female subordinate......"
Wang Yueyue didn't care about so many magic scalpels, first anesthetized the two spiders in a circle, then deeply anesthetized in a circle, and then prepared to cut off their heads.
The magical, incomparably sharp scalpel easily slashed with a few strokes, and the heads of the two behemoths were removed.
Wang Yueyue found a place where he could tie ropes on his severed head, and tied all the ropes.
Giving Zhan Xiaogui a fire signal, Zhan Xiaogui and Lili began to pull the rope to pull the head out, and lifted the heads of the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Spider Legion and the Hell Spider Emperor and ran up the mountain.
Wang Yueyue extinguished the fire on his fingers and followed behind Zhan Xiaogui.
The special forces had already cut down the trees and firewood, and they gathered in groups, fart and chat, waiting for Wang Yueyue and them.
"Team King! Do these two heads have to be burned in the firewood halfway up the mountain? Or wait for the Spider Legion to find it and burn it again? ”
"Ah, women are stupid! All this has to be asked? They must be waiting for the Spider Legion to find it, light the fire, and use their leaders' heads to change bases! Forcing them to withdraw from the base...... Got it? My stupid daughter-in-law?! Zhan Xiaogui bullied Lili and said.
"Team Wang, there is one thing I can't figure out, why cut down the head of the tree and keep the trunk? Wouldn't it be better to cut down the whole tree if you want to chop wood? Zhan Xiaogui was puzzled by the snoring spider head.
"You'll know in a moment! We're almost there! Wang Yueyue sold a pass.
When the special forces saw them returning victoriously with their heads raised, they applauded and hugged each other.
Wang Yueyue took out his magic hand to collect the knife, held it in his mouth, and motioned for Zhan Xiaogui to put him on the giant's shoulder.
Zhan Xiaogui grabbed Wang Yueyue and easily picked it up on his shoulder.
"Come, press this spider's head against the tree!"
Zhan Xiaogui held the spider's head with both hands and put it on the top of the trunk that cut off the head of the tree, Wang Yueyue sat on Zhan Xiaogui's shoulder and held a magic scalpel around the trunk, and the head of the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Spider Legion was grafted on the trunk and snored continuously.
The head of the Infernal Spider Emperor was grafted onto the trunk of another tree in the same way.
"I'll go! Is that okay? Damn! What kind of knife is this? The special forces members were all surprised.