34. Fight wine

The coal boss was forcibly taken away from the car wash by the neck of the bird.

In the beginning, it also wanted to earn some face:

"Hehe, they're all men, save some face! Oh-"

When Aoki proposes that it eat raw chestnuts in cold water for a month if it never comes home, the coal boss begins to think about the philosophy of the relationship between love and food, and shouts out the famous verse in a painful inner struggle:

Life is precious, but love is even more valuable!

Hearing its generous and affectionate lamentation, even the beautiful and proud macaw could not help but be moved by it, and fluttered its colorful feathers.

So, after the high-pitched poem recitation, the coal boss made its decision:

Let go of love and go home to eat sauce elbows.

It jumped resolutely on top of Aoki's head, firmly grabbed the unkempt hair with its claws, and raised its wings and waved at the parrot in a dashing manner: "Shayanara! ”

……

After such a delay, it was already bright when I returned to the Ruhua Bar.

Today's bar business seems to be surprisingly good, and Aoki saw a lot of people gathered at the door of the bar from afar, as if they were watching some kind of performance.

Could it be that Ruhua sang on stage in person?

Aoki met Xiao Qi who hurriedly walked out at the door of the bar.

Xiao Qi said: "Oh, you're back, the proprietress is drinking with others!" ”

"Fighting? Why? ”

"As soon as I opened the door today, a man came, bringing a group of people, very fierce. The man said that he raised Mo Yu out of his wallet, but he was released with pigeons, asked Mo Yu to go with him, and said that he wanted to accompany him for money. Xiao Qi briefly said what happened, "The proprietress was upset for Mo Yu, and the person made a fuss, and now the two of them have decided to fight to win or lose." The proprietress said that the kid was not good, and she was afraid that he would cheat, so she asked me to call some neighborhood brothers to come and help. ”

Xiao Qi went out to call someone, and Aoki squeezed in from the crowd.

A large table in the middle of the bar lobby was full of beer, and she spent her life stepping on a stool with one foot and protecting Mo Yu behind her with her waist crossed.

On the other side of the table stood a young man, followed by four or five gangster-looking men, one of whom had a bald head and a tattoo on his arm.

The young man pointed to a table of beer and said, "That's all there is to it?" This is also called fighting wine? He turned back and laughed at the people who were with him, "Hey brothers, this is also called fighting!" Ha ha! ”

The people laughed, and one chimed in, "Drinking beer is a fart!" Who doesn't know that our Jiang Shao is a well-known god of wine in a nightclub! ”

The young man known as Jiang Shao said, "Do you have the guts to drink something else?" How about the Rémy Martin? Vodka will do too! ”

He slapped the table with his life: "× you don't need money for your mother's drinking wine!" ”

The thugs in the back scolded: "You fucking talk with your mouth clean!" ”

"That's what the old lady says! What the fuck do you want? Bi Shenghua scolded back.

Jiang Shao waved his hand, stopped the gangster behind him who was about to make a move, and said, "Ha, it's hard enough!" Beer is beer, but let's say it first, don't you come with me when you're done," he pointed to Mo Yu, and then pointed to Bishenghua, "You have to go with me, Young Master Ben will take a sip of you!" ”

The clapping board of his life is full of flowers: "If the old lady loses, wash the ass and eggs, whatever you want!" What if you lose? ”

"Just a few beers, how could I lose!" Jiang Shao said confidently.

"What if?" Bishenghua said.

The onlookers also coaxed: "Yes, what if you lose?" ”

Jiang Shao said: "In case I lose, I will let you two go." ”

At this time, Aoki walked in, pretending to be a bystander and said, "What kind of gamble is this?" It's not a fair bet! ”

Bi Shenghua glared at him when she saw him come back so late.

The thugs behind Jiang Shao yelled at Aoki, "Which way are you kid?" Is there a place for you to speak? ”

"It's really unfair!"

"yes, it's too domineering!" Onlookers said.

"How is it unfair? I paid for her at the beginning, but I spent real money. Jiang Shao pointed at Mo Yu and said, "My money is not money?" ”

"What evidence do you have that you spent your wallet?" Someone asked

Jiang Shao sneered: "You can go and check, the account transferred by my mobile phone, do you want to open it for you to show now?" He raised his phone and said proudly, "Also, I burned her soles and butts with cigarette butts a few times, if I hadn't been wrapped up, would she let me do it?" ”

The crowd exploded the nest in an uproar.

Some people coaxed Mo Yu to take off his pants and take a look, and some people said that if he didn't take off his pants, he would take off his shoes and look at the soles of his feet, and he would not get pregnant.

Mo Yu's face turned pale, and he staggered, looking like he was about to fall.

At this time, Xiao Qi led a group of people to rush in, and Brush Lala stood behind Bi Shenghua, and the momentum came up all of a sudden.

Xiao Qi hugged Mo Yu and comforted gently: "It's okay, it's okay, don't listen to people's, I have heard too much nonsense in the bar." ”

Mo Yu's eyes were blank, dull and empty, and he didn't know where he was looking.

Bi Shenghua smashed a beer bottle and scolded, "Do you fucking drink it or not?" If you don't drink, get out of here! ”

"Drink, why don't you drink, I'm still waiting to fuck your ass!" Jiang Shao laughed cheaply, "Say, how do you spell?" You set the rules, so as not to say that I Jiang has money to bully people. ”

Bishenghua said: "Simple! Blow on the bottle, don't leak, don't go to the toilet in the middle, urine, vomit, pour are considered lost, if you don't pour, whoever dries up a box first wins! Okay, if you lose, get out of Liuying Lane for me, and don't come back in the future! ”

Where can you drink beer and don't go to the toilet? The onlookers all began to talk.

The Heineken beer on the table is 330 milliliters, and a box of twenty-four bottles is almost 8,000 milliliters. Maybe there are people who drink a lot of alcohol and can drink a case of beer, but the rule is that you can't go to the toilet and can't vomit, who can put 16 pounds of beer in your stomach in one breath without peeing or spitting?

Jiang Deqian seemed to hesitate for a moment, but remembered that Bi Shenghua was just a man with fine skin and tender meat, so he boldly agreed: "Okay!" As you say, you can wash your ass and eggs and wait for ×! ”

The people he brought with him laughed wickedly. Looking at their appearance, they would never believe that their Jiang Shao would lose.

Bi Shenghua stopped talking nonsense, grabbed a bottle of wine from the table, bit the cap with his teeth, spit the cap on the ground, and then tilted his neck, drank the bottle cleanly, wiped his mouth at the end, and said, "It's your turn!" ”

"Good!" There was a round of applause.

Jiang Deqian sneered, also took a bottle of wine from the table, held it in his hand and stretched it to the side. The bald tattooed man behind him reached out and grabbed the cap on his bottle, and the two of them cooperated with each other, and the cap was pulled off by the bald man with a "pop".

The effort of opening the cap with his bare hands suddenly calmed the scene, and the bar fell silent, except for the gurgling sound of beer pouring into Jiang Deqian's throat.