Chapter 6 Pull it out, gelding
"Dog minion, what do you see? Don't get out yet? Wei Xiaobao said arrogantly to Yun Shibao.
Yun Shibao's extravagant life Wei Xiaobao naturally heard of it, and in his heart he was extremely jealous of Yun Shibao, jealous that he was born with a powerful father, jealous of the group of beautiful maids around him, jealous of his delicacies every day...
At this moment, he can not only please the emperor, but also reprimand the jealous object of the past with righteous words, Wei Xiaobao naturally wants to have a good time.
"What did you say?" Hearing Wei Xiaobao's words, a cold light flashed in Yun Shibao's eyes, revealing a dangerous light.
Dog minion? Growing up, no one has ever dared to call themselves that.
"Dog minion, I told you to get out of you can't hear? Be careful that Lao Tzu beats you..."
"Little Xuanzi, don't be afraid, I'll give you anger." Feeling that Kangxi was tugging at his clothes, Wei Xiaobao patted Kangxi's shoulder, looking like a good brother preaching righteousness.
He is afraid of the old thief, will he still be afraid of this little thief like a fat pig? Are you kidding?
"Tiehu, pull this kid out for me..."Yun Shibao laughed angrily and shouted outside the door.
When the Iron Tiger appeared in front of Wei Xiaobao viciously, this thing was instantly cowardly, Nima, I knew that the Black Eagles had not left, where did he dare to pretend to be x with Yun Shibao, now it's okay, pretending to be x and pretending to be S.
"Little Xuanzi, save me..."Wei Xiaobao pitifully hid behind Kangxi, hoping that his master could save his life.
"Shibao, you see that I don't have a playmate in this deep palace compound, I like this little eunuch very much, can you spare him this time?" Kangxi said weakly.
"Eunuch? Isn't this kid a eunuch?" Yun Shibao glanced at Wei Xiaobao with a sneer.
"But..."Yun Shibao's words made Kangxi stunned, it seemed that at a glance at the poor Wei Xiaobao, he knew in his heart that Yun Shibao was telling the truth.
However, saving Wei Xiaobao is the top priority now, and other things will be discussed later.
"Your Majesty doesn't need to say much, in addition to the imperial guards in this palace, there can only be one with a handle, either you or him, Xiao Xuanzi, you can choose one yourself." Yun Shibao sneered and glanced between Kangxi's legs with bad intentions.
Wei Xiaobao called Kangxi "Little Xuanzi" to express intimacy, and Yun Shibao's "Little Xuanzi" was full of threats.
Although the eunuch of Kangxi may cause a violent backlash from the royalists and cause some trouble to his own cheap old man, if Kangxi does not know the current affairs, Yun Shibao does not mind really turning him into a "little Xuanzi".
"You... You..."
Sensing that Yun Shibao didn't seem to be joking, Kangxi trembled in his heart and forced himself to turn his head away from looking at Wei Xiaobao.
At the same time, the anger in his heart was churning, he was the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, the true dragon emperor, Yun Shibao blatantly threatened to gelding himself...
"Little Xuanzi, save me..."Seeing this, Wei Xiaobao's eyes were full of despair and regret, and he let out a wail and was dragged down by the iron tiger.
"Arrogance +80 (*2)"
"Heh... Sure enough, he is worthy of being the protagonist of the world of Lu Ding Ji, which is quite prolific. ”
"Iron Tiger, after the gelding, simply stop the bleeding, and drag this little eunuch back, and the landlord is still short of people." Just as Tie Hu dragged Wei Xiaobao to the door, Yun Shibao stopped him.
Three years ago, when Yun Shibao was bored, he invented the game of fighting landlords for all ages, and he had nothing to do with a few beautiful maids to play, and he lost and took off his clothes.
I don't know which maid brought this game out of the Duke's Palace, and as time went by, fighting landlords soon became popular in the Qing Dynasty, from the princes and nobles to the poor people, everyone would fight a game in their spare time.
"Arrogance +80 (*4)"
4x crit? Yun Shibao touched his nose embarrassedly, and secretly wondered in his heart if he was too much, he had just gelded others, and forcibly dragged others to fight the landlord with injuries.
"I'm kind, everything is the fault of that broken machine, it's what makes me arrogant." Yun Shibao secretly found a reason for himself in his heart.
"Little Xuanzi, I'm really getting more and more eyeless, and I won't let you sit down." After standing in the Shang study room for a while, Yun Shibao was a little tired, and after scanning around and not finding a seat, he couldn't help but look at Kangxi's dragon chair.
Kangxi raised his eyelids, walked down from the dragon chair with an expressionless face, and looked at Yun Shibao coldly.
However, if you look closely, you will see that his fists hidden under the dragon robe are clenched, and his nails have been deeply embedded in the palms of his hands.
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In this way, Yun Shibao occupied Kangxi's dragon chair, drank the sour plum soup that the palace maid brought to Kangxi, and counted the arrogant values provided by Kangxi and Wei Xiaobao, two "big grain producers", from time to time in his mind.
And Kangxi was like a eunuch in a dragon robe, just standing beside him, his face was like frost.
Half an hour later, Tie Hu finally carried the pale Wei Xiaobao back to the study.
"Come on, get high, be energetic, fight the landlord." Yun Shibao took out a set of pure gold poker from his arms and said excitedly.
"I still have a lot of twists and turns to criticize, so I don't have time to play with you." Kangxi said in a cold tone.
"Criticize a fart, fight the landlord." Yun Shibao knocked the fold on the dragon case to the ground and slapped the table.
Kangxi didn't say a word, bent down to pick up the fold, and looked at it without saying a word.
Although he didn't speak, he silently resisted with practical actions.
"Iron Tiger, turn our Emperor Majesty into a real little Xuanzi..."Yun Shibao shouted to the Iron Tiger guarding the door.
"I'll just play with you." Kangxi responded with a face full of grievances.
"It's about the same, a hundred taels of silver per person, until one loses it."
"Little Xuanzi, in the end, if your silver is less than one hundred taels, one tael of silver will let me choose one thing in your palace treasury." Yun Shibao shuffled the cards skillfully while facing Kangxi.
"The treasury of the palace is the accumulation of the ancestors for many years, and non-royal personnel are not allowed to enter."
"Iron Tiger..."
"Okay, I'll do it, what if you lose?"
"Me? Joke, how can I lose, do you want me to call Tiehu in to discuss with you? ”
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"Little grandpa, what should I do then?" Wei Xiaobao endured the sharp pain under his crotch, his eyes were full of tears, his net worth was no match for Xiao Xuanzi, his power was no match for this dead fat man, and now even the "big guy" he was most proud of was gone.
"You? Learn how to bark. Yun Shibao glanced at him and said angrily.
After a while, Yun Shibao looked at the poker in his hand, and his face instantly darkened, three, four, five, six, no seven, a small single card, the largest is an old K.
On the other hand, Wei Xiaobao was embarrassed, and after seeing Yun Shibao looking over, he deliberately lowered the cards so that he could see his cards clearly.
Two kings, four twos, a set of planes, and a big dragon.
"Call the landlord!" Wei Xiaobao loves gambling, and as soon as this gambling addiction came up, he even forgot the pain.
"You are not allowed to scream, little Xuanzi, you call." Yun Shibao glared at Wei Xiaobao viciously, turned his head and said angrily at Kangxi.
"Me? I can't play cards, I can't call them. Kangxi looked at the cards in his hand and shook his head.
"Iron Tiger...," Yun Shibao shouted.
"Okay, I'll call the landlord." Kangxi's face turned blue and unveiled three hole cards.
"A 3." Kangxi landlord, the first to play cards.
"Wei Xiaobao, blow him up for me, anti-spring..."Yun Shibao shouted excitedly.
"I don't blow up Xiao Xuanzi." Wei Xiaobao shook his head.
"It seems that you didn't clean it just now, do you want me to let Tiehu take you to clean it up?" Yun Shibao's face sank.
"King Fried."
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