The imperial examination in the peach and plum garden was in full swing, and the examiners were not tired at all under the warm autumn sun, Han Wen sat in the position of the main exam, his eyes were like a torch looking at the nearly 10,000 houses below, and Han Que was making tea on the side.

In the 10,000-room house, a candidate poked his head out of the room, "Official! Official! Under the thatched house! ”

A guard came to the front of the house and unlocked the lock for him, "Follow me!" ”

"Okay" The candidate followed the guard and consciously lowered his head, and did not peek around, after coming to the thatched house, the candidate hurriedly rushed in, and the guard was watching outside, and the moment the candidate took off his pants, he could see that it was densely written with words between his legs.

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu was prepared, I forgot halfway through writing, what's behind it?" The candidate is half-crouching, his gaze wandering between his legs.

"Okay, no?" The guards roared outside, there is a time limit for this thatched house, it has been too long, and the guards are afraid that they will come in.

The candidate hurriedly pulled up his pants and walked out: "The official is fine, okay!" Following the guards back to the dormitory, the examinee had added a few strokes to the test paper, and then forgot the words again.

"Official, official!" It wasn't long before the candidate poked his head out again and beckoned to the guards.

"What's wrong again?" The guard said impatiently.

"I want to go to the hut again," the candidate begged with a smile.

Although the guard said that he was unhappy with his face, he had to follow the examinees, and after opening the lock, he led the examinees to the thatched house again, "You hurry up for me." ”

"Got it, sir!" The examinee rushed in, took off his pants and began to "read".

"Lao Tzu's memory is getting worse and worse, so I should go to the Red Chamber less in the future." The candidate muttered to find the passage he had forgotten between his legs, and after a moment lifted his pants, "I'm on this gold list!" He confidently walked out of the latrine, as if the heavens and the earth were in his hands.

"Hurry up!" The guards nudged him, pulling him back from his daydream.

"Official, when I become a big official, I will never forget you" The candidate patted the guard on the shoulder.

"You give me over, if you mess around like this, I'll report to the examiner" The guard shook off the candidate's hand with a knife and held the knife in front of the candidate's chest, and the candidate didn't dare to continue to speak when he saw this, and obediently returned to the number room.

"Write it quickly, forget it later!" The examinee mentally muttered silently, writing and writing, and a muttering came from his abdomen, accompanied by a burst of soreness, "It's over!" Now it's real! Guys are coming before and after! ”

"Official! Official! The candidate poked his head out and beckoned.

"What's wrong with you?" The guards were already getting impatient.

"Internal urgency ~ internal urgency" The candidate covered his stomach, but this time it was real, and the sudden gushing made him unguarded, clamping his legs.

The guard reluctantly led him to the toilet again, and when he came to the door of the toilet, he found that there were other guards guarding him, and he stepped forward to ask only to learn that there was someone inside, which made the candidate anxious, looking at his distorted expression, the guard couldn't bear to ask, "Big and small?" ”

"Both!" The examinee's two hands are blocked one after the other, the front door is closed, and the back is leak-proof, not to mention how funny it is.

"Poof~" "It's over~" With the sound of gushing, the candidate sat down on the ground, and the guard next to him was anxious, "You... Don't disturb other candidates! The guard finished speaking and ran towards the examiner's stand on the shore.

"What's wrong?" Han Wen sat in the position of the examiner, everything in the examination room was clear, this guard accompanied the candidates three times in and three out, he was puzzled, watching the guards go to find other examiners, he was very curious and let Han Que help him over.

"What's going on?" Han Wen asked.

"Lord Han, it's all small things, and the small ones will be dealt with," an examiner replied.

"Tell you something that will make a student collapse on the ground." Han Wen pestled his crutches and said hurriedly.

"Because there is no place in the latrine, I will suffocate... The examiner lowered his head, feeling that it was insulting to say such a thing in such a sacred place.

"Then take him to the shore of the test, and solve it in Taoli Courtyard! Among these 10,000 people, anyone may become the pillar of my dynasty, you have delayed the big event, I will ask you "In the eyes of Hangul, the matter of the scholar is the most important thing, not to mention the talent who has now entered the imperial examination."

"Forget it! Que'er, you go and get a set of clothes, and send them over with me later, it's all my fault, some needs are not ready, pass the order, there are things that are urgently needed Taoli Academy provides unconditionally" Han Wen did not return to the position of the original examiner after speaking, but took the guards to find the candidate.

When he came to the toilet in the examination room, although the scene was so smelly that even the guards couldn't help but cover their noses, Han Wen did not feel the slightest discomfort, "You two carry him, come with me."

When he came to a room, the examinee was still paralyzed on the ground at this time, Han Wen ordered the guards to undress the examinee, and then rinse it with water, just as the guard covered his nose and dragged it to the examinee's crotch, he found that the examinee's crotch was greasy.

"Your Excellency! There are signs of cheating in the crotch of this candidate~" The guard said towards Hanwen, who was facing away from the candidate.

"What!?" Han Wen was shocked, he didn't want to believe it, he bent down to take a closer look, the feces, urine and ink between the examinee's legs were blended together, coupled with the unfaded handwriting on the edge of his knees, Han Wen suddenly picked up the scepter in his hand and knocked towards the examinee, "You brute!" The moment the scepter had not yet touched the candidate, he stopped, pointed to the candidate on the ground and scolded, "Dirty the examination room, dirty imperial exam, dirty Taoli Academy, give it to me... Give me... Speaking of this, Han Wen was so angry that he couldn't speak, and then Han Que, who dared to arrive, saw this scene and hurriedly stroked Han Wen's chest, "Dad!" It's not worth it for such a brute! ”

"Put me in prison and deal with it according to the laws of the country!" Han Wen didn't want to see the candidate, and grabbed Han Que's arm with trembling hands, "Take me back!" ”

After Han Wen left, the examinee gradually woke up, and saw his legs stripped of his pants and the two guards in front of him who looked indifferently, "Official!" Official! Listen to me explain"

"Uncle!" The guard took the scabbard and punched the examinee in the head, cursing as he did.

Han Wen sat back in the examiner's position angrily, his face flushed.

"Lord Han, what's going on?" An examiner asked.

Han Wen didn't want to mention it again and pretended not to hear it, so Han Que stood behind Han Wen and secretly waved his hand to the examiner to signal not to ask.

The examiner nodded, and continued to stare at the examination room in a knowing manner.

"Father! Why don't you take a break, and the finch will accompany the examiners to invigilate the exam," Han Que said respectfully to Han Wen after pouring the tea.

"That's right! Han Yushi, you can rest, you have also sat for a morning. Several examiners chimed in.

"It's okay, I can stand it, who knows if the old man can wait until the next one for such a grand exam? You can rest when you're tired, I'll just take a sip of tea" Han Wen showed a polite smile on his serious face, and then sat upright, and the examiners also sat down obediently when they saw this.

"Huh? The examinee 。。。。。。 What are you doing? One of the examiners slowly stood up, probably older, and squinted his eyes and looked hard ahead.

"Who?" Han Wen also got up from his chair, walked over to the examiner, and looked in the direction the examiner was pointing.

"Building 16 on Line C!" The examiner counted and said.

Han Wen and the examiners looked at the dormitory together, and saw that the candidate was holding a hen in his arms, combing the chicken's hair while writing an article.

"Guards! Guards! Go and see what this student does. Be polite, don't scare people," Han Wen instructed a guard to go down to the examination room to inquire about the student's situation.

When the guard approached the candidate, the candidate was plucking the hen's feathers, and when he saw someone coming over, the candidate subconsciously looked in the direction of Hangul, only to see several examiners looking at him, so frightened that he accidentally pulled off a chicken feather, and the hen suddenly crowed and pounced out of the candidate's arms.

"Ahh My chicken~" The candidates wanted to catch the hen too late, and the waiter was afraid of startling the other candidates, so he immediately chased after him, so one person and one chicken were in the aisle of the house, staging a chasing soldier to seize the treasure, and the candidates poked their heads out one by one, thinking about whether someone was cheating and was caught, and some people took the opportunity to take action to promote their "plan".

"This, this, this... I said don't startle the candidates, you go and help him catch the chicken" Han Wen was so anxious that he snapped the scepter on it, and all the guards around him rushed down.

In about a quarter of an hour, several guards returned to Hanwen with a hen, covered in chicken feathers.

"Why is this live chicken in the exam room?" Han Wen asked sharply.

"Back to the examiner, the examinee said that he wanted to eat fresh eggs, and I didn't care if I thought that the food could be brought into the examination room," the guard didn't dare to say anything, and replied truthfully.

"Can this live chicken be food? You eat it and show me" Han Wen was so angry that he pointed at the guards.

"Subordinate convicted!" The guards hurriedly knelt down.

"Wait! What's in you? Han Wen seemed to see something and walked up to the guard.

"It should be chicken feathers" The guard looked at the hair on his shoulder, picked it up and prepared to throw it on the ground.

"Don't move" Han Wen immediately stopped, and Han Que on the side hurriedly walked to Han Wen's side, "Father, don't be angry first, sit down and have a cup of tea." ”

"No!" Han Wen raised his hand and signaled that Han Que didn't need to help himself, Han Que had already discovered something, and put down his hands to stay aside.

Han Wen took the feather in the guard's hand, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully, and there were eight big characters written on it: "Yin Naizhi, oral law".

"Why is there handwriting on chicken feathers?" Han Wen took the hen from the guard's hand in confusion, brushed off the feathers on the hen's body, and it was densely covered with articles.

"Give me a careful check, and don't let go of anyone who is suspicious." The examiner on the side also saw the words on the feather and instantly understood what was happening: "And! Whether it's eating or drinking, take a closer look. ”

Next, a candidate was taken out of the examination room, shouting "spare your life." "It scared some candidates in the examination room and couldn't help but panic.

Han Wen sat on the Taishi's chair, and wondered in his heart, "Why is the text on this chicken feather so in line with the topic?" This... Hopefully I'm overthinking, no! The text on the chicken feathers just now, nine times out of ten, is related to the exam questions, finch? Thinking about it, Han Wen glanced at Han Que behind him.

"Father~ Do you want to rest for a while?" Han Que saw Han Wen looking at him and hurriedly asked.

Han Wen shook his head, closed his eyes and shook his head.

Han Que's thumb and index finger unconsciously rubbed slightly, not daring to say more.