094 The first battle of the running man, killing the bull and preaching!
"Brother Money is good. Hey, Brother Bank, were you poisoned by the Crane Ding Red Medicine given by your mother? ”
Burst!
Shaking hands with Guo Dong, Brother Bank, who was just about to say hello, clutched his heart and fell down.
"Hello Brother Niu, Morning Glory and Brother Niu are really a perfect match!"
It was precisely because Deng Qian was stabbed into the heart by Guo Dong that the big black bull who was gloating on the side was also emptied of HP by Guo Dong's knife and fell.
"Hello Brother He...... Seems to be fat again? ”
Chen He shook off Guo Dong's hand and turned around to find his forty-meter knife to chop this bastard into potato chips.
"Hello Little Hunting Knife, the mending knife just now is absolutely perfect!"
The little cheetah felt a dull heart, and couldn't help coughing, although the little cheetah became a small hunting knife, but compared to the three just now, his treatment was still good!
Beibi on the side watched Guo Dong's appearance and came all the way over, and involuntarily folded his hands: "Please, please, please let go!" ”
Beauty, there are always some privileges, even if this beauty is going to be someone else's wife, but what about people...... Ahem, nothing.
"Goddess ......"
Guo Dong knelt down directly on one knee and flickered an extra rose in his hand, which instantly made Beibi's eyes bloom with a flash of surprise, and a few guys on the side who were mended by Guo Dong were also dissatisfied and made a fuss.
"What!"
"I'll go, there is no humanity of the opposite sex!"
"That's too big a difference, isn't it!?"
"Don't stop me, I'm going to hack him to death! Where's my knife? ”
Several people looked at Chen He, who was clamoring to hack Guo Dong to death: "Come on, don't worry, we will never stop you!" ”
"That's right, that's right, Chen He, if you go up, the people will definitely remember you!"
Chen He then remembered what Guo Dong relied on to become famous, and immediately smiled wryly: "What, I'm just talking, hehe, how could I do this, Guo Dong is our brother, isn't it?" Come on, friends, let's applaud and welcome the new member of our running men's team, Guo Dong! ”
"Cut~!"
Several people despised Chen He fiercely.
"Huh? What about Brother Gang Column? Why didn't you see him? ”
Guo Dong handed the rose to Beibi, got up and came to the middle of Deng Qian and the big black cow, looking left and right, how did it seem that there was one missing.
"Poof!"
All the people clearly heard Wang Gulan's heart, and let out a sharp sound of piercing the blade, and staggered back several steps with his hands on his chest: "Why? Why? You're just going to shake my hand for the last time, why are you still pretending you can't see me? Am I that short? ”
Guo Dong hurriedly went over and shook hands with him: "That, Brother Gulan, this is not bad for me, eh, this is Brother Chen'er's pot, I don't carry it!" ”
The big black bull's eyes widened: "Hey, hey, what's the matter with me?" ”
Guo Dong shrugged his shoulders and dragged him over and stood in front of Wang Gulan, no need to speak, the facts have proven everything, this is really his pot, when Guo Dong came over just now, it was Deng Qian on one side and him on the other, and Wang Gulan happened to be standing behind him......
laughed and laughed, and thus set the definition of Guo Dong's identity as the king of the knife.
"What kind of flower are you?"
Seriously, all seven of them are wearing flowers today, each representing a kind of flower, but it's not a fancy dress, or it's easy for people to misunderstand it as other flowers, only Beibi and Guo Dong are normal, and they are really the clothing group's intentions.
"Obviously, when you look at my bright red color, the festive color, and the golden embroidery on my clothes, there is no doubt that I am one of the two flowers that everyone likes the most and wants the most!"
Guo Dong dusted off his clothes, and deliberately reached out and picked up a few golden parts on his clothes.
"Rose?"
"Peony?"
Guo Dong shook his head: "It's neither!" ”
"What kind of flower is that?"
A few people are puzzled, the red one is still what almost everyone likes and wants, and that's all there are, right?
"There's money to spend!"
Burst!
Several people almost didn't catch up in one breath, they didn't expect Guo Dong to give such an answer, and even the director who picked up the loudspeaker and was about to announce Guo Dong's identity almost threw the horn on the ground because of this, and it took a long time to recover: "Guo Dong is a peony flower." ”
announced Guo Dong's identity, and then the director officially announced that the recording of the third season of Running Man was officially opened, and after a burst of cheers from several people, the main line of this issue of the mission was released.
"The only remaining peony flower is hidden under the phoenix stage of Mingtang, and the Empress Wu has sent a killer to come, please go to Mingtang quickly to find the killer and eliminate him."
Guo Dong's face drooped: Director! No way? I'm a newcomer.,I just joined.,This is my first time.,Can't you be gentle? It's a killer when it comes up? Can we still have fun? ”
Seeing Guo Dong's crazy and resentful look, everyone laughed, and then got into the car provided by the sponsor and went to Mingtang to prepare to find the killer, and got the identity card provided by the program team.
Six of the seven people are killers, only Guo Dong, a newcomer, is not.
Regardless of whether the six killers were excited, crazy, or resistant after getting their identities, in short, Guo Dong was not good now: "You are the only fairy child who guards the peony flower...... The other six are all killers!? ”
Guo Dong's eyes widened: "There are seven people in total, and those six are all killers, and I'm a good person?" I said, Director, do you want me to die or do you want me to live? ”
Guo Dong continued to look down: "Eliminate them and count them as a success...... Do you want me to weed out all six of them!? Director, are you kidding me? I'm a newcomer to their six old fritters, not to guarantee that they will survive to the end, but to kill all six of them? This is a joke! ”
Smack, Guo Dong threw away the task card without hesitation, and looked at the camera with a straight face: "Brother Qian, Brother Chen'er, believe me, we are a collective, how could I betray you?" Wait, I'm going to come back to you! ”
Looking at the real-time transmission of the picture in front of him, Monocene was a little speechless, there have been two episodes and twenty-four episodes of Running Man filming so far, this is the first one who has clearly stated that he wants to rebel against the water, and he is going to rebel against his identity from the beginning!
"Don't worry, the six of them don't know each other's identities, and they all think they're the only killers, and that's your biggest advantage."
The accompanying shooting assistant hurriedly gave Guo Dong a reassurance.
"Oh, that's right...... It's useless, I'm a rough man, I don't have a brain!! ”
Guo Dong nodded happily, and then went crazy again, but in the end he had to accept this identity and took over the key to open the Phoenix Terrace.
Soon the group came to the Ming Hall and entered it one after another, and began to look for the connector or complete the task according to the information given on the identity card, in order to get the clue to open the Phoenix Terrace, and Guo Dong's only task was to kill the six killers, and the first thing Guo Dong did was to completely turn around the Ming Hall, while admiring and visiting, he also figured out the general terrain and layout here.
"That's Brother Chen'er?"
was turning, Guo Dong suddenly found that there was a cameraman not far away, and when he looked closely, the big black cow was talking to girls there.
"When are we going to get married?"
"It's up to you!"
Burst!
The big black bull was defeated, he just said a joint code, but he didn't expect to meet such a fierce one.
"Brother Chen'er, you have to make a private agreement with other Guliang for life here, does Sister Bingbing know? Aren't you afraid that she'll make you into a black pepper steak? ”
At such a time, Guo Dong came over with a wicked smile on his face, which made the big black cow immediately vigilant, but then he thought about it, I am the killer, what do I have to be vigilant about!?
The big black bull who let down his guard waved his hand at Guo Dongyi speechlessly: "Don't talk nonsense, if Bingbing knows, she will really kill me to make a steak!" ”
Hearing this, Guo Dong turned directly to the camera: "Sister Bingbing, don't get me wrong when you see this, I assure you with Brother He's backbone, everything you saw just now is fake, and it is definitely not Brother Chen'er's original intention, I am here to make a perjury for Brother Chen'er!" ”
At first, the big black bull was quite moved, but then how did he listen to what was wrong, Chen He's backbone? Does he have that?
And what the hell is perjury?
"By the way, Brother Chen'er, do you have any skills in tearing off the famous brand? You also know that I'm a pure newcomer.,Usually just watch you tear the name brand on TV.,Now I'm fortunate to join you to become one of them.,The most desirable thing is undoubtedly this.,What skills do you have to teach me two tricks! ”
Because it was just starting to record, Da Hei Niu didn't expect the program team to play so badly, he tore the name brand from the beginning, and Guo Dong is a newcomer, he is the strongest ability, it is reasonable for Guo Dong to ask him for experience, plus he is a killer, 'congenitally undefeated', so he turned around unguarded, and took the initiative to point Guo Dong to put his hand on his name tag.
"Yes, yes, yes, right, wrong, that's it, if he's like this, you have to be like this, when he's like this, you can still be like this, and you're just like this to crack this situation. No, no, no, you can't do this, so that it is inconvenient for you to exert force, remember, when there is a condition, you must drag it back from the outside, so that it is convenient for you to tear off the name brand. ”
The big black bull was actually a little wary at the beginning, as can be seen from his slightly tense muscles, plus Guo Dong wanted to learn a little more experience in tearing off the famous brand, so he didn't tear off his name tag at that time at all, until he learned some skills, and he also put it on the big black bull's name tag several times but did not tear it off, causing the last subconscious vigilance of the big black bull to disappear, Guo Dong did not hesitate to tear off the big black bull's name tag.
Slav!
With a soft sound, the big black bull turned his head to look at Guo Dong and said, "That's right, that's it, clean and neat!" ”
Guo Dong couldn't help laughing, and returned the name brand to the big black bull: "Brother Chen'er, I'll invite you to dinner to make amends after the recording!" ”
Yes?
The big black bull was stunned for a moment, and he didn't understand why he suddenly said that he invited himself to eat to make amends.
Fortunately, the program team on the side answered his doubts.
"Li Chen, OUT! Li Chen, OUT! ”
"No, why am I OUT?"
Guo Dong hugged him: "That, Brother Chen'er, is either a killer or the most powerful, and there is another kind of person who specializes in killing killers, killers kill killers of 'killers'!" ”
Understood, the big black bull immediately understood what was going on, but at this time he couldn't say anything, and there were already staff members on the side who came up to cover his mouth and took him to the prison.