346. The Emperor's New Clothes
Obviously, Mr. Huang didn't know what I was trying to express, and he was very puzzled by what I had just said, and after a few seconds, Mr. Huang asked again, "What do you mean by that?" Why can't I understand it? “
At this time, Brother Haojie couldn't help laughing, only Mr. Huang looked like a fool, stunned in place, looking left and right.
Seeing that Teacher Huang was like this, I still didn't understand, so I had to start explaining in great detail again: "There is no tea saint Lu Yu at all, how can I invite his old man down from the sky?" ”
"This ......"
When Teacher Huang heard this, he became even more confused: "Then how did you behave like a god at that time, and what kind of charm?" I chanted mantras again, and I had never heard Haojie recite that incantation after all this time of being around, you know, I'm half an expert now, so that spell sounds very magical.
What's more, the spells were already burning at that time, isn't this a proof of the success of asking God! ”
What Mr. Huang said is also quite reasonable, if the layman heard him say this, they would definitely believe that I was successful in asking God at that time, so I brewed a pot of fragrant tea that is very dear to my heart.
Even Mr. Huang, who is considered a half-senior person, has been deceived by me, not to mention the group of people who are interested in supernatural events. As well as these social bigwigs who don't understand metaphysics at all.
So I went on to explain, "Letting the spell burn, although it looks amazing, can be easily done with my and Brother Haojie's abilities.
The principle here is that through their own yang fire, cinnabar, and yellow paper, they will resonate with the help of foreign fire.
And the kind of incantation I recited at that time was not some so-called god-inviting mantra, it was all made up on the spot. ”
After listening to my words, Mr. Huang's mouth had already opened into an O-shape, which is no wonder, after all, I was so profound, almost everyone believed it, even those social bigwigs were naturally not surprised, and Mr. Huang must have been convinced.
However, after a while, he seemed to suddenly think of something, shook his head, and continued to ask me: "That's not right, but why does the tea we have drunk feel a lot more fragrant, and the tea leaves are all the same tea leaves, but after you get to your hands, you just change the brewing method slightly, and the taste is completely different." ”
In response to Mr. Huang's question, he thought for a moment and sorted out his language before continuing to explain to him: "Although it seems that I used some kind of spell on the surface, I want to ask you, do you feel that this tea is more fragrant than the original one when you drink tea?" ”
Hearing my questioning expression, it instantly became a little strange, as if he was thinking about something, about half a minute later, he nodded lightly, but there was still a trace of doubt in his tone: "I taste it should indeed be a lot more fragrant, besides, if I don't understand tea, I can say it, but which of those big guys is not a tea expert, so if you brew tea well, then you must brew it very well, what is there to question." ”
When Mr. Huang said this, his expression became a little firm again, looking at Mr. Huang's expression, Brother Haojie on the side couldn't help but start laughing, which made Mr. Huang even more embarrassed, because he didn't know what he said wrong, and the two of us together are completely two magic sticks, which look unfathomable on weekdays, and now he is even more half-left when he speaks, which makes him very uncomfortable.
Seeing Mr. Huang like this, I didn't sell Guan Zi anymore, and quickly explained: "Have you heard of the emperor's new clothes? When a thing is accepted by everyone, the last person left becomes different.
You have been in the society for so many years, and you naturally understand that if you elaborate your different views, you will definitely be unacceptable to the people around you, and all the people present at that time are some very famous bigwigs in the society.
So your subconscious mind also accepts the idea of the big guys, and when you drink the tea, the natural taste will also change slightly with your feelings. ”
After listening to my words, Mr. Huang's expression had a hint of doubt, which had turned into complete shock, as if his worldview had collapsed, and he turned his head and looked at Brother Haojie again, hoping to get an answer from Brother Haojie.
Brother Haojie looked at Mr. Huang looking at him, nodded very affirmatively, and at the same time turned his head to look at me, with a hint of approval in his eyes, maybe he thinks that I am growing up very quickly, but this is what we do, we must say black to white, and sometimes we have to learn to follow the customer's thoughts, so I was very mysterious from the beginning.
Because that's what we are, and all of us here are in their forties and fifties, some of them have gray hair, and they look like they're in their late teens, and I look like I'm in my twenties, and it's a surprise to all of us to be able to attend such an occasion.
So when we entered the scene, although these bigwigs didn't notice, they also had a trace of doubt in their hearts, and began to doubt our identity, Brother Haojie's identity naturally needless to say, he is very famous in the Beijing circle, and I, they have never seen it, so they are naturally more curious about me.
In this case, I appeared in a very amazing way, and at the same time behaved so profoundly, the big guys will naturally be impressed with me, and more importantly, ......"
When I said this, I suddenly changed my words, and I couldn't help but think of Li Jianguo's figure in my mind, and when I thought of him, I couldn't help but have a sneer on my face.
"An intellectual like Li Jianguo, who is knowledgeable and extremely conceited, has already shocked him when I make tea.
And when I finished brewing all these tea leaves in front of everyone, I handed them to Li Jianguo, and he drank the tea, even if he couldn't taste any changes in the tea, he would definitely say that the tea was very delicious! ”
When I said this, my tone was very affirmative, and even seemed to have completely understood Li Jianguo, which made Mr. Huang even more puzzled: "No, judging from Li Jianguo's information, a big guy like him, if he tastes bad tea, he must have brought it up on the spot, why didn't he say it?" ”