(1st Update)

Bang dang~

Oops!

As soon as Guo Dong's thoughts fell, he heard a muffled sound of impact, followed by a woman's scream.

"Isn't that right? Shouldn't you control the beater to tease her, and then call for help? Why did you run here and touch porcelain? Is there a porcelain party in the Republic of China? ”

And she's a female ghost!?

Guo Dong sighed helplessly, then turned off the car with a look of anxiety, opened the car door and ran towards the female ghost Xiaoyu who suddenly came out and was hit by the car and fell to the ground and touched porcelain.

"Girl...... Girl, are you alright? What do you think? Are there any injuries!? ”

Other Guo Dong may not be proficient, but hypocrisy, not angry and self-assured, insidious and cunning, bloodthirsty and murderous, these four expressions and tones and the overall performance, Guo Dong is definitely professional, just talking about these four points, he is definitely an actor.

Otherwise, when I was in the mythical world, I would have been exposed eight hundred times!

"Hiss~ It hurts!"

Xiaoyu didn't know that Guo Dong had already known her identity, and she couldn't even imagine killing her, and Guo Dong's sigh in front of her grave before was also deliberate, so when Guo Dong came over, he suddenly showed a look of pity for me, and the half-painful and half-delicate Na Zai Li snorted painfully.

"Where? Where did the girl get hurt? Let me see...... Ah! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, it's all my fault that I accidentally injured the girl while driving, what a sin! ”

Guo Dong said with a look of self-reproach and annoyance, and then looked around, at this time, Sadako had already appeared, although it was not far from the town, but at this time, there was no medical hall and pharmacy still open.

"Girl, I don't know where your home is? Now that the hospital and pharmacy are closed, I'll send you home first, and I'll send you to see a doctor early tomorrow morning, okay?" ”

Guo Dong took the initiative to send her home, which was naturally in the arms of the female ghost Xiaoyu, and immediately agreed with Guo Dong to pick her up and put her in the car, and then went to her 'home' under her guidance.

Guo Dong's eyes flashed with a fine light, not because he knew that this was not the home of the female ghost Xiaoyu at all, but because he had carefully observed and felt along the way, since he picked her up, whether he was holding her in the car and getting out of the car, or driving to here, Guo Dong only heard her inhaling, but not her exhaling!

There is a breath to breathe, and only inhaling and not exhaling is absolutely abnormal, especially if she is a female ghost, she doesn't need to breathe at all.

So this can only show one thing, this female ghost definitely doesn't fall in love with him, or not just in love with him, she wants to 'have nothing to repay, she can only promise with her body', but she also has something in love with her!

What did you like?

Hehe, the ten kinds of power on his body, not only the Taoist priest wants but can't ask for it, but also the demons and ghosts, especially when he doesn't know how to control and scatters freely, without the slightest threat, he doesn't need to take the initiative to absorb it and leak it out by himself, let alone take the initiative to absorb it?

For the demons and ghosts, he is a moving cultivation holy land, a walking humanoid Dahuandan!

In particular, the power in his body is exactly opposite to each other, and the strength cancels each other out and neutralizes it, which is like a potion or a cooked meal that can be absorbed and laughed at directly!

"Anyone!? (Please see the author's name here) Someone in your family is injured! ”

A courtyard, a small bridge and flowing water, has a unique taste, but it was ruined by Guo Dong's shout.

"Childe, everyone in my family is working hard outside, and I am the only one living in the house!"

"Well, where is your room?"

Holding a female ghost on the grave, this feeling is simply amazing!

This mansion does not exist, although Guo Dong can't see through the illusion, but he has a good memory, according to the direction and distance, this is just a mass grave.

Then Guo Dong found the so-called safflower oil under the guidance of the female ghost Xiaoyu, and rubbed the safflower oil on her injured 'ankle' for a long time.

"Girl, it's not early, we are always different men and women, so I'll go back, and I'll pick you up early tomorrow morning to see the doctor!"

rubbed a safflower oil, which made the female ghost Xiaoyu emotional and flushed, but Guo Dong did not show any color and soul teaching from beginning to end, but immediately proposed to say goodbye after wiping the safflower oil.

This sudden resignation made the female ghost Xiaoyu stunned.

Isn't this a good routine?

Shouldn't you stay and take care of me, and then be alone, dry and firewood, just roll the sheets happily together, and then all kinds of shame and smack?

Are you kidding me?

"Childe, it's getting late, it's better to stay, there are still many guest rooms at home!"

How could such a walking oversized humanoid pill be so balanced and outrageously nutritious that it was outrageously good, how could it be that he could fly out of his mouth like this?

So the female ghost Xiaoyu hurriedly spoke out and kept it.

"No, there is no one in the girl's house, and my stay here may damage the girl's innocence!"

When Guo Dong said this, he was so righteous and righteous, so righteous that Xiaoyu was speechless.

Since you are such a righteous gentleman now, what kind of pity and hooligan words did you say at the grave of the special family?

Is it fun to be a flirtatious ghost?

"It's okay, son, it's getting late at this time, and there is no moonlight outside, so I'm afraid you won't be able to see the road clearly when you're in a hurry. If Childe has an accident because of this, how can Xiaoyu feel at ease? ”

Guo Dong nodded: "What the girl said is, thank you for the girl's kindness......"

The female ghost Xiaoyu's heart breathed a sigh of relief, and finally left this big figure to return Dan.

didn't want Guo Dong's words to be finished, so he changed his words directly: "But don't worry, girl, my car has lights." ”

As he spoke, Guo Dong took out the car key and pressed it, although he did not turn on the headlights remotely by remote control, but when he unlocked it, there would be a double flash, and that light was used to hurry, which was enough for people of this era.

"Boom ~ Click!"

Helpless, the female ghost Xiaoyu could only use her own box pressure trick to call for wind and rain!

Do you have lights?

It's raining!

Suddenly thunder rolled and rain poured down, and in the blink of an eye, the night that had just been clear was covered by a downpour, but in the blink of an eye, puddles and streams were already gathered on the ground.

"Childe, it's raining, it's better to wait for the rain to stop before leaving!"

Guo Dong naturally knew that this was an illusion, if a female ghost had that strength, she would be able to call the wind and rain without knowing it, and she wouldn't need to breathe the faint energy that escaped from his body.

But he couldn't pierce it: "Yes, it's raining so hard, the road is muddy and I can't walk, and it's thundering, it's really easy to get into trouble...... It seems that God wants to keep people! ”

Xiao Yu quickly nodded.

"But it doesn't matter, it's good that my car is waterproof, as long as it doesn't go over the roof! And as long as you don't go to the top of the mountain, you don't have to worry about being struck by lightning! ”

Burst!

Guo Dong's reversal routine was thrown over, almost causing Xiaoyu, a female ghost, to vomit blood and fall to the ground.

If she had been on the Internet, she would have remembered such a sentence.

The farthest way the old lady has walked is the routine of your deflated calf!

"Childe, does Xiaoyu dislike you like this like this?"

It's useless to find reasons to persuade her, the female ghost Xiaoyu can only choose to change her routine, and use Chu Chu Pitiful as a means to make Guo Dong stay soft-hearted.

But now that I already know this female ghost, it is not simply because of the causal relationship of a pillar of incense in the original plot, so I want to make a promise to each other and ask for a marriage, but I have taken a fancy to the power in my body and wants to eat myself alive, Guo Dong will naturally not be stupid enough to stay!

"No, no, no, how could it be? How could I dislike a girl? Only, I have to think about the girl's reputation! ”

If it weren't for the fear that he would suddenly change his mind halfway and expose his target, causing the other party to turn his face, Guo Dong would have kicked him out of the car and left halfway.

Of course, the reason why he is still staying until now is that one is not to anger this female ghost, and the main thing is to use this incident to let Uncle Nine teach him some small means that are related to Taoism, but they are not real Taoism.

For example, Guo Dong has already thought of the eye-opening technique, which can be obtained by taking this opportunity.

Or some spells that can be used to bless and protect people, such as talisman spells, meditation spells, exorcism spells, and transcendence spells.

It's not even a chance to get some magic weapons.

But the premise of everything is to be alive!

"Childe's kindness Xiaoyu understands, but Childe, Xiaoyu doesn't mind anymore, Childe, why do you still refuse Xiaoyu again and again? Could it be that Xiaoyu is so unsightly in the eyes of Childe, is it unwilling to let Childe look at Xiaoyu more and accompany Xiaoyu more? ”

The expression of wanting to cry, the voice of sorrow and resentment, in other words, any man is estimated to be unbearable, and he will take it into his arms and pity it.

But for Guo Dong?

"Girl, I'm not the kind of person Meng Lang is casual, don't get me wrong!"

Xiao Yu was helpless, if he wasn't proficient in illusion, he was stronger than some hundreds of years old ghosts, and he would be useless to this guy at all, who would let him have so many good things on his body to protect himself?

Although some of the power is good and some of the power is bad, and most of the power is canceled out by each other, it also keeps him from being disturbed by ordinary ghost magic and yin energy.

Since pretending to be pitiful is useless, Xiaoyu can only use the killer weapon of pressing the bottom of the box!

"Childe ......"

As he spoke, Xiao Yu pretended to be very excited, and got up directly to come over, and then the ankle that was 'bruised' by Guo Dong before was weak, and he fell directly to Guo Dong in an exclamation, and coincidentally, his clothes were hung by something, and in a blink of an eye, he heard the sound of Yi Lian Pian snorting, and then the pieces of spring were overflowing, and countless tempting scenery all came into Guo Dong's eyes.

“…… Girl, why do you bother? I'll tell you the truth, the reason why I keep rejecting you is just because you're too ugly, I refuse! ”

Is this female ghost Xiaoyu beautiful?

Many people may say that she is beautiful, but for Guo Dong, she can only be regarded as ugly, not even ordinary.

Unless you use spells to confuse and control, otherwise the demon will make Guo Dong's spirit worm lose his mind...... Hehe, his appearance is too bad!

Is it true that when he was almost lustful in the mythical world, **** was to learn from the Yellow Emperor, and the three thousand jade girls were able to soar?

Let's go to sleep first, and when everyone wakes up, you can see all the updates, such as the second update, the third update, and the other first update. By the way, thank you for the Dharma Protector's reward and the brothers' rewards, so ...... Tomorrow's eight watches!

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