Chapter 177: Pack You Up
The good-looking men of the entire Hongzhou governor are sick, Zhuang Rou thinks so, he must be overspoiled by women, and he doesn't know what he is thinking in his head all day long.
The lazy official is still sleeping, and the little day is really comfortable!
She slandered the guy who was lazy and wanted to affect other people's sleep, so she went to find Wu Renyao.
Wu Renyao was excited all night, and when he saw the morning when he made the torn autopsy, he slept in a daze for half an hour, and then broke into the door and arrested Zhuang Rou.
Zhuang Rou dragged him to the master and wanted to recommend him to do a job. Of course, the master agreed to this kind of trivial matter without much thought, there are two servants in the state capital, and Wu Renyao has to choose one as a master, so that he can be an apprentice to others, otherwise the corpse will not be able to be seen.
But the two servants have their own miscellaneous apprentices, so when they become proficient, they just sit next to them and drink tea, and let the apprentices do it.
Now Wu Renyao wants to insert it halfway, and he is not his own person, even if he will be filial now, he will definitely not give them a pension in the future. What is the purpose of raising apprentices, naturally, when they are old, so that they can support them.
Just like now, they are still honoring their masters back then, and only when they die can they be relaxed. After all, people gave up the position of the state capital, instead of letting their own son take the top, and they had to support their families.
Knowing that he won't let his son learn this, there are still many people in this position who want to do it, although it is dirty and smelly, but this is eating imperial food!
After talking for a long time, the two servants were unwilling to accept him as an apprentice, only saying that they were old and lacked energy, and there were already disciples who really couldn't accept him.
Wu Renyao was very sad, and finally had the opportunity to learn autopsy, but no one accepted it. Even if they forcibly arrange it, they won't teach anything, at most they will be just a handyman who moves corpses.
"Hmph." Zhuang Rou snorted, pulled Wu Renyao and went out, if you don't accept it, you won't accept it, what's the big deal.
"Sister Zhuang, forget it, I'd better be an honest servant." Wu Renyao was very sad in her heart, but she couldn't embarrass Zhuang Rou, this was just a trivial matter for her, and there was no need to make a big fuss.
Zhuang Rou glanced at him and said, "Since you want to do it, you can do it well, do your best, and you can be the first person in the world." β
This hope is good, but it is difficult to do it, Wu Renyao sighed and said: "Sister Zhuang, you can't be an apprentice and approach the corpse, it's useless to just read books." β
"So I take you to a place, you give me a good practice, and in the future, you will perform an autopsy on my case, and if something goes wrong, you will have to have your head." Zhuang Rou dragged him to the door, got on his horse and said.
Wu Renyao stood under the horse, looked at her and said, "Sister Zhuang, I don't have a horse. β
ββ¦β¦ Go rent. Zhuang Rou was stunned, she seemed to be riding a horse brought by the king of the little county, there were only four horses in this state capital, and they had already been divided by other headhunters.
didn't know where Zhuang Rou was going to take him, Wu Renyao got an old horse half-rented and half-robbed, sat on the horse with unfamiliar riding skills, and followed her out of the city all the way.
The more he walked, the more familiar he became, Wu Renyao found that this seemed to be the way to Yizhuang, and he was a little uncertain in his heart, so he quickly asked, "Sister Zhuang, are we going to Yizhuang?" β
"That's right, being an apprentice is to practice, so it's not better to go directly to Yizhuang, and some corpses are for you." Zhuang Rou sat on the horse and said slowly.
Wu Renyao grabbed the horse and said in shock: "Sister Zhuang, insulting the corpse is a big crime!" β
"Who told you to insult the corpse?" Zhuang Rou looked back at him and asked puzzled.
There was no auditory hallucinations just now, Wu Renyao said anxiously: "But you just said that Yizhuang has corpses for me to practice." β
Zhuang Rou smiled, "Someone recognizes the corpse, you can just see how it died." For the corpses that no one wants, they are all unjust cases, and it is normal for the government to conduct an autopsy to solve the case. By the way, if there is a family member who is willing to sell the corpse to you to subsidize the family, you can buy it. β
Wu Renyao said speechlessly: "Sister Zhuang, who will sell people's corpses." β
"If you don't sell it, the whole family will starve to death together. The living can be sold into slavery, but why not the dead, it is also a merit for you to help them live. Zhuang Rou felt that this was the case, the living were more important than the dead, and saving them was the right thing.
As long as you can think clearly, you will think so, otherwise the whole family will end up as a nameless corpse.
Wu Renyao was very suspicious of her words, it sounded so unreliable, if someone came to sue, he would be arrested.
"Are you afraid?" Zhuang Rou suddenly grabbed the horse, stared at him and asked.
Inexplicably, there was a gust of wind, and Wu Renyao felt cold on a hot day, and he had goosebumps all over his body. He didn't understand why Zhuang Rou sometimes looked at people very cold and terrifying.
Zhuang Rou stared at his eyes and said seriously: "If you are afraid, why did you come to me and say that you want to be a servant?" Finally, if you are given a chance, and if you think that it is not bad to be a little servant who eats and waits for death, then go back, burn the book you put under your pillow, and never have the slightest interest in corpses from now on. β
"Other people's corpses won't let you touch them, but the corpses in my case, if you dare to take a second look, I'll break your legs."
Wu Renyao looked at her eyes, the look that came out of them scared him, and what she said was the truth. Right here, he had to make a choice, the kind of thing that wanted to touch the fish and muddy it, and just get up and take a few glances at the corpse.
"Say, do you want to go to Yizhuang?" Zhuang Rou gave him one last chance, as long as there was the slightest hesitation, go back.
The invisible pressure made Wu Renyao's breathing tight, and he began to pant vigorously, only to feel dizzy, and his consciousness drifted away, only to know that he opened his mouth to say something. Then there was a flower in front of me, and I didn't know anything.
When he came to his senses, he found himself lying on a rotten wooden board in Yizhuang, where corpses were placed, and he sat up suddenly.
Fortunately, the wooden planks around him were empty, and there were no corpses sleeping side by side with him.
Wu Renyao only felt a little pain in his head at this time, touched it with his hand, and found a big bag on his head, "What's the matter?" It hurts. β
"You were so agitated that you fainted, fell off your horse, and hit your head on the ground. If there were stones on the ground, the planks would be your last bed. Zhuang Rou walked into the dilapidated house, clasped his hands and said to him.
Wu Renyao was shocked, he was afraid that she would be like this, just staring at the forced questioning and fainting. It's so useless, and it's so embarrassing to talk about it!
Thinking that he had said a word before he fainted, he forgot what he said, so he asked with some trepidation: "Sister Zhuang, what did I say before I fell off the horse?" β
Zhuang Rou looked at him carefully, and suddenly showed a bright smile, "You said that you must learn, and you are willing to die, and you will be the most powerful work of the Great Hao Dynasty." β
"I actually said such a thing......" Wu Ren Yaoxin was inexplicably shocked, and he actually said it.
"This is what you said yourself, I'll give you an accident, without me and adults, you can rest assured that you can practice here in respect of the law and abide by the law." Seeing that he believed it, Zhuang Rou smiled like a flower.
She wouldn't say it, it was because Wu Renyao said that she wanted to go back, so she threw an iron rod and knocked her off the horse. If you dare to say it, you must dare to do it, you can't tolerate him teasing, and you can't forgive him for being ugly!
Wu Renyao had a bitter face, if something happened, he could find Zhuang Rou Thaksin, and this person wished that he would be in trouble to find her. But on the side of the adults, how can they help, I'm afraid the adults don't know what his name is now.
"Why are you doing it with a bitter face, you said it yourself, if you dare to retreat, I will let you go to the underworld!" Zhuang Rou patted him on the shoulder and said with a cold smile.
Wu Renyao was excited, and hurriedly responded: "I will definitely work hard, and I will definitely not cause trouble to Sister Zhuang!" β
Zhuang Rou took out a purse and threw it over, "Take it, I'll borrow you the money for buying corpses and the like, and then you can help me deduct the autopsy later, or pay me back when I get rich." β
"That's not going to work." Wu Renyao dared to take her money, and wanted to return it without even opening it.
It's really a mother-in-law's guy, it's only normal when looking at dead bodies, Zhuang Rou said angrily: "Take it, otherwise you really want to steal the corpse!" β
Stealing a corpse will be beheaded, Wu Renyao was immediately deflated, and had to accept the purse. He opened his purse and took a look at it, and immediately put it away, his heart was beating like a deer, and there were more than two hundred taels of silver!
He had never owned so much silver, and he didn't know what to do, so he was afraid that he would be robbed.
Zhuang Rou said funny: "Look at you like that, it's a little promising." I have already told Wang Dong that if you usually eat some good wine and food, call him and stay here to study. Choose which room to live in, and then go back to pack your luggage and move over, go back when you get the money, and go to see Niu Dayong and them on the way. β
I actually want to live here with Wang Dong, although it can not be a hospital, but this is still a hospital. Wu Renyao didn't want to live here, but he couldn't run here every day, so he had to agree.
He got up and went out to chat with Wang Dong politely, and after the arrangements were made, he rode back with Zhuang Rou to carry his luggage, and by the way, he went to invite Ma Dezheng and them to a table. Now he is not an official worker, and he has to rely on Ma De to protect him.
And Zhuang Rou went directly to Chu Xia, he was having lunch, and when he saw Zhuang Rou coming from a distance, he put down his chopsticks and said disgustedly: "It's really annoying, why every time she comes to me, either the official is eating or resting, can't she come when I read the file?" β
Hua Yulou, who sat down to eat together by special circumstances, looked at him speechlessly, after getting up every day, in addition to eating, drinking and having fun, he rested and listened to books, when did he read the dossier?
Zhuang Rou strode into the room, glanced at the people in the room, sat down next to Chu Xia, and said sweetly with a smile on her face: "My lord, I have no money?" β
"Huh?" Chu Xia looked at her blankly, "What's wrong with no silver?" β
"Give me the monthly money." Zhuang Rou tilted her head and smiled.
Chu Xia reacted and said in surprise: "You are not my woman, why should I give you monthly money, don't you have a fortune!" β
Zhuang Rou turned her head, not letting Hua Yulou on the other side see her expression, glanced at Chu Xia, and winked at him again.
This bastard!
Chu Xia secretly cursed in his heart, looked at Hua Yulou, and winked at him, making Hua Yulou confused. Then I saw Chu Xia very lame and said, "When I am my woman, I will give you money." β
Hua Yulou sighed in his heart, don't look over it and don't want to look at it, if he says that he taught him about romance, it will ruin his reputation.
Sure enough, Zhuang Rou stood up immediately, grabbed Chu Xia's collar and gritted his teeth and scolded: "In the end, do you want to give it or not!" My brother said, let me come to you without money. Do you give it or not, if you don't give it to me, you will go out and say that the king of Yinde County is a little kid who reaches out to find the eldest princess and only gets fifty taels of money a month! β
"By the way, and he hasn't touched a woman." She grinned wickedly.
This made Chu Xia angry, and he scolded angrily: "It's not that you don't have any money, just sell a few things!" β
Zhuang Rou raised her eyebrows and said, "That's not good, everything is sold to you." I have sent to pay it, and I will take the money from you again. Didn't you say that money was exchanged for women? Bring the money first. β
Chu Xia gritted his teeth and said, "How much?" β
"Take five hundred taels first, I will spend money to solve the case." Zhuang Rou casually opened a price, she came to Hongzhou and brought four or five hundred taels of silver, Zhuang Xuewen felt that it was enough for her to use it for a year.
Unexpectedly, she spent money like water, and she spent it all in just one month.
Chu Xia snorted disdainfully, "It's only five hundred taels, and it's not as expensive as a pair of shoes from this king." Take your hands away and let this king stone you to death with money! β
Zhuang Rou had never seen such a crazy person, so he let go of his hand and stood next to him to take a good look at how he was going to kill himself with money.
Then I saw Chu Xia take out five hundred taels of silver tickets and put them on the table, and said casually: "Take it, it's only five hundred taels, hum." β
"Didn't you say you were going to stone me with money? Just a few? Zhuang Rou looked at the five silver tickets in a daze.
The corners of Chu Xia's mouth curled and said arrogantly: "It's five thousand copper coins, which is enough to kill you!" β
Zhuang Rou scratched him vigorously, reached out to grab the silver ticket, stuck out her tongue at him and said, "Stingy ghost, drink cold water, there is no lady in the chick." After saying that, he ran away.
"Zhuang Rou! You have angered this king, and if I can't take you, I won't be surnamed Chu! Chu Xia stood up with a swish, knocked over the bowl on the table, and was splashed with chicken soup.
He turned his head and stared at Hua Yulou, who didn't want to look at these two naΓ―ve guys, and gritted his teeth and said, "Mr. Hua, this king wants you to teach me the art of controlling women immediately, and I will take her down within three days!" β
Without waiting for Hua Yulou to speak, he changed his words again, "Seven days, it's not right!" Decameron...... Within thirty days, I must clean her up! β
Hua Yulou looked at Chu Xia, who had no confidence, and wanted to laugh but couldn't, only knowing that he probably didn't need to read the little book anymore.