Chapter 24: The Layman is Guilty
"In the heavens here, far, far away from you, there are about millions of light-years away, called the outer heavens of the Heavens. Do you know how far a light year is? You haven't read a book, so you don't know what a light year is. In short, it's a far, far away heaven. The outer heavens fell and were divided into five kingdoms, which were called the Kingdom of Darkness, the Kingdom of Light, the Kingdom of Power, the Kingdom of Battle, and the Kingdom of Tribes. A kingdom is equivalent to one of your dynasties, but the population is much larger than your dynasty. ”
"Mortals can't go to the sky, but immortals can go down to earth, and I'm a god who goes down to earth. My name is Kong Wu, and I am the god who rules the Xuanshan Mountain, and I am also one of the dark masters of the future Dark Kingdom and one of the founders of the Dark Kingdom. My mother is the county lord of the Mountain Clan of the Dark Kingdom, and my father is the god of the Sea Clan of the Dark Kingdom who is in charge of the Tianyu Palace. My mission this time is to assist the future King of our Kingdom, whose name is the Sage. The Sage is the only son of Prime Minister Zuo of our tribal empire, because of the change in Prime Minister Zuo's family, Prime Minister Zuo and his wife were relegated to the mortal world. The Holy One had no choice but to come to the mortal world. I also saved you and Old Man Dai. Do you still think that the old man who fell into the water was saved by you? Your method can't save people at all, when you were about to suffocate and suffocate to death, I gave you a few breaths of immortal energy, and that stone was also taken by me somewhere else, but we immortals and our immortals do things, you mortals can't see, hear, or touch them with the naked eye. Because when I flew here a few months ago, I felt that the mountains here were more spiritual, as if there was a fairy aura of nothing, so I often came here to visit this mountain. So when the old man fell into the water, you saved people, and I sensed it, and I found it, so I went to the pond to save you. Later, when I saw you living in this place and chopping wood, I found that you were willing to endure hardships, and I thought that 'children can be taught', so I wanted to help you again. Dugu Yishi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed happily: "First of all, on behalf of Old Man Dai, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you, the immortal, you are our savior, and we will never forget it! Secondly, I want to express to you my happiness after meeting you, the god." It's so good, I never dreamed of becoming an immortal. We mortals have a saying that 'if you become an emperor and want to become an immortal', ascending to an immortal is more desirable than being an emperor! I have been asking the old man who has taken me in for the past few days, asking him if there is a master in the village, and I want to ask the master to teach me martial arts and pass on my martial arts. Because I was always bullied by those tall bear children in the orphanage, I had little strength, and they had a lot of strength. I especially want to gain a lot of strength, and one day I will beat those bear children to the ground and crawl all over the ground, kneel and call me Grandpa Dugu, and beg me for forgiveness. My greatest wish in the past was to make money and practice martial arts! To become a wealthy and strong martial arts hero! I never dreamed that I would be a man of good fortune in my life, and I was born with extraordinary talents, and today I met you, a god! And you are a god! Obediently have a long winter! Grandpa Fairy, when I meet you, I have changed my wish. Because compared with immortal arts and magic weapons, the world's best martial arts are not fart!"
"Grandpa Immortal, do you know? We have a wise and martial emperor in the mortal world, who went to Dufu Mountain, the highest mountain in the mortal world, to pray for immortals. Some laymen told him that in the ancient times, some masters turned into immortals in Dufu Mountain and drove cranes to the west. The laymen said that Dufu Mountain is the highest mountain in our mortal world, because this mountain is the highest, and it is the closest to the heavenly heaven where the gods and immortals live. Sometimes there are immortals who fly to this mountain, and they ignite the destined people who are destined to become immortals. It is said that this great emperor, who listened to the words of the laymen, knelt in Dufu Mountain for a whole year, but did not even smell a fairy fart, but instead knelt a pair of feet and was cured after a month. He was furious, and he arrested the laymen and tortured them severely, but the laymen could not bear the torture, so they had to tell the truth. Who in the world has ever seen a fairy, and who can find the person who claims to have seen a fairy? No one in the world has ever seen a fairy, and there is no one in the world who has ever seen a fairy. It's all the first person who lied that there are immortals in the world, and he made up a deceptive nonsense to let those who use their butts as their heads spread it like a pyramid scheme, and the result is that it is spread by ten, ten, hundred, hundred, thousands The initiators, the ministers, are also helpless, relying on this beautiful and seductive but extremely absurd legend of the immortal to eat in the world, we are really innocent, please the emperor to see, please the emperor to be gracious, begging for forgiveness! Hearing this, Kongwu couldn't help laughing, and asked anxiously: "What happened later? Did the emperor let them go?" Dugu Yishi replied: "That wise Shenwu Emperor said angrily: 'You are innocent? You have really read the books of the sages in vain, and you have ruined our sages for all ages! I have clearly stipulated in the court: The crime of deceiving the king should be beheaded! Guards, pull these garbage scum to the mouth of the cattle shop and slaughter them!' Hearing the emperor's order, most of those lay men were so frightened that their buttocks flowed and they became incontinent, so that the courtiers hurriedly covered their mouths and noses, and even the guards stood at the door of the main hall and hesitated to move. The patriarch of the Three Dynasties, Prime Minister Zuo, came out and said: "Enlighten the emperor, the laymen are weak and talented, just scare them, why should you be angry with them, the emperor? Otherwise, it will ruin your reputation! Besides, the emperor, you seem to have a little bit of a little mistake, if you don't believe their nonsense, then your legs will be safe and sound? Don't you have to kneel for a year?" In fact, Prime Minister Zuo said in his heart: 'You deserve it! You always sit high on the throne, we have to kneel to you almost every day, and it is your turn to kneel, and it is your turn to kneel, and kneeling for ten years is due!' Before the emperor could reply to Prime Minister Zuo's words, I saw a layman stand up straight and say aloud without hurrying, humility or arrogance: 'It is not a pity for the minister to die. Kill us, and then our emperor will be condemned by all the people in the future. You could have become a Ming monarch and a virtuous king who has been famous for thousands of years, but because I have a few other rats, you have been covered with the notoriety of a tyrant who is indiscriminately flipping through books because of a clear breeze! You can look at the people of today, but where will you be in a hundred years? It is nothing more than burying yourself in the loess and becoming an underground person! May I ask you, your emperor, at that time, who else can you look down on?"