Chapter 63 Going to the army to fight, then fighting
When Naruto performed the "Cultural Ninjutsu - New Book Launch Technique", Sakura and Sasuke, who were watching from the sidelines, were dumbfounded again, never expected that Naruto would spend so much time and a group of people to discuss for a long time, and they would make a new book launch conference full of flaws.
Idiots can see that it's fake, right, how can they be deceived and forbearant?
However, the development of events was beyond the expectations of the two of them, and Kakashi-sensei was fooled, turned into a fanatical book lover, and rushed to buy it!
I can't bear it!
Sakura said suspiciously, "It's an illusion, right?" Naruto cast an illusion on Kakashi-sensei? β
Having just been hit by Kakashi's illusion and seeing the picture of Sasuke's tragic death, Sakura still has lingering palpitations, thinking that Kakashi has been tricked by the illusion like her.
"It's not an illusion at all!"
Sasuke said angrily, "It's obviously a clumsy sitcom, how could Kakashi-sensei be deceived!" β
It was normal that neither of them could understand Kakashi's state of mind, after all, neither of these kids was fanatical enthusiasts, and even if they listened to the impostor Jiraiya's reading, they couldn't understand how appealing the book was.
What's more, there are many sensual descriptions of the eighteen prohibitions in it, and the two children only feel very disgusting when they hear it.
Hawkers,The world of H book fans,How can children with pure hearts understand?
Kakashi simply ignored the large group of hot girl readers who were huddled with him, and disdained to eat the tofu delivered to the door, relying on his strong physical strength to squeeze them away, and violently pushed down a girl who stood in his way, threw down the bill and grabbed a book.
Running to the side with the book in my arms and opening it excitedly, I was going to get over the addiction of reading on the spot.
As soon as he opened the pages, Kakashi was shocked, this book only had a cover, and it was all white paper, not a word was printed, it was a wordless book!
Suddenly, Kakashi's anger rose from his heart, this anger was like waiting for a favorite book to be updated for more than half a year, but waiting for a chapter of the author's eunuch statement!
"It's so damningββ!!"
Kakashi was so angry that he felt as if he had opened the Eight Doors Dunjia, and red chakra mist came out, and when he turned around and showed a fierce light, he summoned a ninja knife, and he wanted to hack the fake Jiraiya hot girl to death while carrying it!
Seeing that the situation was not good, the fake girl hurriedly shouted: "Ask for a bean sack!" This is the problem of the printing house, printing so many books, there will definitely be printing mistakes, there are still many books here, don't be impulsive! β
On the signature square table in front of the counterfeit Jiraiya, there were at least hundreds of books piled together, Kakashi hurriedly ran over and opened another one, but it was still a wordless book, and he didn't give up and flipped through it one after another, but none of the books had content.
Kakashi suddenly realized that this must be Naruto who took advantage of his obsession and set a trap!
Kakashi was also annoyed for falling into such a clumsy trap, but the key was that the quality of the book was too high and attractive, which made him, as a veteran book lover, have the illusion that such a good book must not be fake.
Even if it's fake, Naruto is too good at making it up, just make it up, and the level will surpass that of Jiraiya, what kind of ninja is he, he earns more money by writing than when he is a ninja completing tasks!
However, it was a little late to react, Kakashi vaguely heard the sound of clanging, only to find that the pages of these wordless books were full of detonation charms, and after he flipped through them, the detonation charms had already been triggered!
"Boom ......"
Hundreds of detonators exploded at the same time, exploding a huge fireball, and the coverage of the explosion was more than ten meters, and Sasuke and Sakura, who were far away from the air waves, were almost knocked to the ground.
The two children were taken aback again, Naruto was too ruthless, Sasuke shot Kakashi with a dart at most, and Naruto actually blew Kakashi into slag!
"Kakashi-sensei isn't going to die, is he?"
Sakura said worriedly, "Even if we grab the bell and pass the test, if we die on the guidance, can we still be ninjas?" β
"Kakashi-sensei won't die so easily!"
Sasuke had fought against Kakashi, and he had a certain understanding of the skills of this elite shinobi, so he said firmly.
The effect of the detonation charm explosion seems to be very strong, but in fact, the lethality is not great, the detonation charm explodes and looks very similar to the grenade in the real world, but the power is very far behind, even if the person is blown up at a very close distance, it is only blackened all over the body, and a little burn is just a little bit, replaced by a grenade in the real world, so close to the distance is estimated to be blown up to the stomach, and the limbs are broken.
This is probably because the detonation charm only has flames and air waves, and there is no fragmentation to kill, if the ninja people continue to develop it and put the detonation charm into the grenade shell to detonate, the lethality can definitely be doubled.
Sure enough, the smoke and dust of the explosion cleared, and Kakashi's figure gradually revealed, and I don't know how to use it, but he was spared in the violent explosion, not being killed on the spot, and not even injured.
However, he looked a little embarrassed, and the arm sleeve of one hand was shattered.
He was confronting the impostor Naruko Jiraiya, who was holding a book in his hand and smiled at an enraged Kakashi, "This is the only one with content, do you want to read it?" If you want, you can exchange the bell for it, or else ......"
As she spoke, Naruko turned the page, and the book was printed in the original text, but there was a detonation charm in the middle of the page.
"When did you set a trap in a nearby tree?"
Kakashi's focus was no longer on the book, he had just avoided the explosion with his stand-in technique, but when he teleported to a nearby tree, he stepped on the detonation charm trap and caused a chain explosion, which caused his clothes to tear and nearly hurt him.
"In a meeting."
Naruko said: "Before I showed up to save Sakura, I had already used the technique of multiple shadow clones and sent the clones to set traps, and within a radius of 100 kilometers around here, all the trap areas I set up. β
Kakashi was surprised, "It turns out that the so-called 'Battle Meeting Technique' and 'Book Launch Technique' are just to stall for time?" β
The battle meeting lasted twenty minutes, and the book launch took more than half an hour to read aloud, and for nearly an hour, Kakashi was first attracted by the professionalism of the battle meeting, and then obsessed with the wonderful content, completely oblivious to Naruto's fact that he had sent hundreds of shadow clones to set up a net nearby.
The shadow clone that went to lay the trap has been lifted, and the memory has returned to the main body, which knows all the trap locations well, completed the strategic layout, and completely grasps the initiative on the battlefield.
"No, no, no, combat meetings and book launches aren't just a pretense to stall for time."
The impostor also patiently explained: "There is no contradiction between setting up the battlefield in advance and holding an operational meeting, it can be carried out at the same time, no matter what the final plan is, it is necessary to grasp the initiative on the battlefield, as for the new book launch......
Shaking the book "Kissing Snow Country" in Kakashi's hand, Naruto continued: "The art of war is cloudy: 'go to the army to fight, then to fight, then to attack the army, and then attack the city', take the initiative to step forward and snatch the bell you guard, it is the 'siege' battle, the most laborious and fruitless, and this book is the way of 'cutting and fighting', and the battle meeting and setting up the battlefield are the way of 'scheming'. β
Stretched out his hand and drew a large circle, and the imposter said: "There are traps I have set up everywhere around here, and my body is hidden in a very safe place, constantly creating shadow clones to use all kinds of previously planned means to deal with you."
Believe me, it's going to be a protracted, athletic, and guerrilla war that will be very uncomfortable for you. If you don't get the bell, even if it takes a year, I won't let you get out of this radius! β
Holding up the book again, the impostor said, "As long as you give me the bell, these troubles can be avoided, and you can still get a beloved copy, weigh it up, Kakashi-sensei." β
Kakashi was stunned, Naruto's means of snatching the bell was not to step forward and grab it, but to strategically layout, strategic deterrence and diplomacy!
Before Naruto appeared, he first formed hundreds of shadow clones to lay traps within a radius of hundreds of miles, which was the strategic layout.
On the one hand, the battle meeting stalled for time, and on the other hand, it was a strategic deterrent, clearly telling Kakashi how many means Naruto had to deal with him, and many of them Kakashi also found difficult to guard.
At the end of the book launch, a bargaining chip was created out of thin air, exchanging Kakashi's favorite in exchange for a reconciliation between the two parties, and achieving a strategic equilibrium in game theory.
If you don't agree to Naruto's conditions, the book will be blown to ashes, and Kakashi will never see the follow-up, and in addition to facing a very difficult grappling battle, Naruto's set up battlefield with his countless shadow clones to fight a protracted jungle guerrilla war!
Even if Kakashi's strength is super high, far stronger than Naruto, but in the battlefield arranged by Naruto, and the defenders who can constantly mobilize shadow clones into the battlefield to consume the enemy's vital forces in the local battle, the more it drags on, the more disadvantageous the situation becomes, and in the end, let alone being robbed of the bell, Kakashi, who has a limited amount of chakra, may be planted in Naruto's hands and defeated and captured by him!
Choosing to reconcile is undoubtedly a win-win situation, but choosing confrontation is likely to lose a mess, even if you can catch Naruto's body in the end, I don't know how much time it will take!
Don't look at Kakashi is upper ninja, Naruto is lower ninja, the difference in strength is very large, but this game between them is not fair at all, the upper ninja has to take care of face, and he can't kill the lower shinobi with a poisonous hand, and the lower ninja is weak against the strong, but he can use all kinds of yin tricks and ruthless moves.
If the upper ninja is injured by the lower ninja, it is incompetent, no wonder others!
The upper ninja deals with the lower ninja, in addition to not being able to kill, but also to end the battle as soon as possible, and the time has dragged on for a long time, even if it can win, it seems very frustrating.
At that time, even if Naruto's body is caught, an upper ninja will be dragged by a lower ninja for so long, and he will lose all his face, although he will still win.
It turned out that this battle had already been lost before it began!