540 Guo Dong of the fuck off
"How about we settle dinner here?"
Not long after going out, Guo Dong took the lead and stopped in front of a restaurant.
"What kind of restaurant is this? What are the characteristics of Samba? ”
Several people looked at Guo Dong suspiciously, not a word written on this sign was in English, let alone Chinese, but completely pure local language.
The Samba language is spoken in Portuguese.
"I guess so."
Guo Dong is also unsure about this: "But the buffet for one hundred reais, I think the things should be very complete, and the local specialties of Samba Country will definitely not be lacking." ”
"Self-help!?"
Shishi exclaimed.
"yes, self-help, what's wrong?"
Guo Dong glanced at the girl: "Don't tell me that you don't eat self-help, or that the self-help style can't match you!" ”
"Dead open! My aunt and grandmother used to eat buffets, but later they became famous, and they rarely went to eat in public. ”
Shishi glanced at the bastard angrily: "But this price is too expensive, right?" One hundred reais, after we remove the money for renting a car, there are only 1,500 reais left, and seven people are seven hundred, and half of it is directly gone, which is too expensive! ”
"Then make a bet."
Guo Dong knew that although the tour guide was Liu Xing, everyone should listen to him nominally, but he still had to convince Shishi.
"What bet?"
After all, Liu Xing's age is still young, and he is not calm and meticulous enough, and he has not made any corresponding plans before, so it is Lao Hu and Shishi who usually call the shots.
The two of them are not only older and more experienced, calm and careful enough, but also debuted early and have high qualifications, except for Heibi, who became famous at a young age, they all debuted later than them and had a smaller coffee position.
In addition, Lao Hu is fluent in English, undertakes the work of external communication and arrangement, and Shishi is in charge of accounts and funds, so he naturally speaks more weightily than Liu Xing and the other three sisters.
"It's a bet that eating here won't cause an economic crisis, but will have a windfall."
Shishi frowned and looked Guo Dong up and down: "You don't want to work part-time here to serve dishes and wash dishes, right?" ”
Guo Dong was slightly stunned, and then shrugged: "It's not impossible......
"Absolutely not!"
But I didn't want Guo Dong's words to be interrupted by Shishi's coquettish voice before he finished speaking: "You can do anything, even if you really go to the street to break a big stone on your chest, you just can't serve dishes and wash dishes for others!" ”
Shishi's tone has never been so harsh, and his expression has never been so ugly, stern and difficult to see what Heibi on the side wanted to say, but was quickly stopped by the quick-eyed old Hu, who didn't dare to interrupt Shishi at all.
"Anyone can go and serve dishes to someone, but you can't!"
"Why?"
Looking at the poems with a black face and a violent face, like an angry little lion, Guo Dong was not angry at all, but a smile hung on the corner of his mouth.
Because from the tone of the poem and some irrepressible emotions, Guo Dong seemed to know something.
"Because you are a general, a peerless general who stands up to the sky! It's a peerless general! ”
Shishi's voice was almost roaring, almost hysterical: "You can do anything, kill, set fire, rob, even decadent and play treasure!" But you just can't do things that serve others in a low voice! ”
The nameless fire in Shishi's heart was vented with the roar, and the person also sobered up a little, and realized that what he said was a little too much, revealing something that had been hidden, coupled with Guo Dong's expression of smiling at him, he immediately blushed and lowered his head to stop looking at him: "You ...... Don't think about it, I don't care about you, do you...... It's you who can't disgrace the country...... Right! That's it! ”
The poem was incoherent for a long time, and seemed to have found a good reason for himself: "That's right, that's it, when we go out, what we represent is the image of the country, and you can't embarrass the country." ”
But when is it a shame to brush dishes and serve food and pour wine for people?
"Okay, okay, I know, you have a point."
Guo Dong smiled, did not take care of people as usual, and grabbed to tease this girl, but smiled and said yes.
The smile and the voice...... Very gentle.
"What is? Don't be fooled, be careful I tell Sugar Candy to let her beat you! ”
The girl was a little annoyed, baring her teeth and waving her little fists, making a threat that had no deterrent effect.
"Okay, so let's do it, we're here for the first time today, and we don't understand the language when we eat anything else. Those with English menus are generally not high-end Western restaurants, but also some high-star hotels, and our funds are not enough. ”
Seeing that the atmosphere between the two had finally eased up, and there were signs of development in the other direction, Lao Hu hurriedly stood up and interrupted the communication between the two, attracting everyone's attention to himself.
Although they are recorded, not live, many of the footage can be cut out in post.
But the people of the TV station don't say whether they will reduce the ratings, even if they add oil and vinegar to distort and twist, it is not that they have not done it, after all, it is all for profit.
Even if it's reduced, it's still a foundation after all, and maybe someone will find out and stay at some point, and it will become a problem at some point.
There are a lot of so-called breaking news, breaking news, lace news, scoops that come about!
"So we might as well follow what Lao Guo said, and eat our first meal to Samba at this buffet, which is not only to celebrate the beginning of our trip, but also to be regarded as the first reunion dinner we ate."
"But in this case, we only have eight hundred left, which is not enough for the next use!"
Shishi also understood what Lao Hu meant, and quickly gathered her mind and returned to the role of team finance.
"It's simple, since Lao Guo proposed it, and he still followed us to eat and drink, then he should also take responsibility and reciprocate."
Lao Hu was not worried about this at all: "Although 800 yuan is not much, it is enough to buy some chicken, duck, fish, fruits, vegetables, eggs and milk." ”
As soon as the words fell, Shishi's eyes lit up, because except for Lao Hu, she was the only one who had eaten Guo Dong's cooking, and knew that Guo Dong's skills were definitely at the star chef level, especially Chinese food, which was much stronger than those three-star Michelin chefs who paid more attention to Western food.
Therefore, he immediately understood Lao Hu's plan: "That's right, let this guy cook, it's decided!" ”
can eat well without worrying about funds, Shishi suddenly feels that everything is so beautiful!
"Hey, hey, hey~ Did you two decide like that? Would you like to ask my opinion? ”
Seeing that the two of them had arranged themselves clearly in a few words, Guo Dong raised his hand speechlessly to express his resistance, but was ignored by the two of them gorgeously.
"Forget it, just cook, let's cook, it's okay to eat outside or not, these young masters and young masters, don't expect any of them to have good cooking skills, compared to dark cuisine, it's better to have enough food and clothing by yourself."
Looking at the few people who deliberately ignored themselves and rushed into the buffet with cheers, Guo Dong shook his head speechlessly and sighed, followed in, and forgot what he just said, cheekily accepted the support of Zu Qi's little girl, and mixed a buffet.
"Ahem, it's time to show real skill!"
Guo Dong didn't have anything abnormal at first, and it was almost the same as what everyone else ate, but when everyone else ate almost and saw that there was still half of the stipulated meal time left, Guo Dong suddenly coughed twice and looked at Lao Hu: "Mustache, give me a cow!" ”
Lao Hu was stunned.
Who?
Mustache?
Are you calling me?
I wipe, are you floating or my old beard can't hold the knife anymore?
"Okay, okay, do it yourself."
Seeing Lao Hu's look of wanting to strangle himself, Guo Dong shrugged, got up and went to get a full ten servings of food back.
"Oh my God, Brother Xiao Guo, what are you doing with so many things? We're all full! ”
"That's right, you take so much stuff, we can't eat it at all, and we'll be fined when the time comes!"
Zu Qi and Fat Di immediately exclaimed.
"Who said that you should eat it, and then it's time for Brother Dong to show you what technology is!"
Guo Dong smiled, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, three times five divided by two, but in just ten minutes, he ate all the ten servings.
"My mother, I've heard that you can eat it for a long time, and I often hear you talk about a meal and a cow, but I didn't expect you to be so able to eat!"
Lao Hu opened his mouth wide, and after looking at the food for ten people, Guo Dong, who had no reaction to his stomach at all, almost couldn't take his jaw back.
And the others watched in disbelief as Guo Dong turned around and went back to get ten servings of food, and said: "It's really troublesome, I only let me take so much at a time, how can it be enough for me to eat." ”
Seeing that Guo Dong was really so edible, Zu Qi glanced enviously at Guo Dong's swollen belly, and turned around to help him continue to get food.
"That's what you're talking about, it's time to perform the real technique?"
Standing in front of the cafeteria, looking at the restaurant waiter behind him who forcibly 'invited' them out, and blocked them hand in hand to prevent them from going back, Lao Hu looked at the side speechlessly, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all, but Guo Dong, who was still picking his teeth there, looked like a second uncle.
"What? Don't you think it's a technical job? ”
Guo Dong raised the thick wad of banknotes in his hand: "See, 10,000 reais is here!" If you have the ability, you can go too! ”
Shishi covered her face, looked at the crowd of onlookers around her, and kicked Guo Dong's calf angrily: "Don't you feel ashamed if you don't drive away?" ”
"Just kidding! Brother Dong didn't steal the second or rob, and the third didn't ask for food, so why is it embarrassing to earn money with his ability? ”
Lao Hu twitched the corners of his mouth, turned his head to look at the restaurant owner behind the human wall who wanted to cry without tears: "This is the reason why you ate all the food of 300 people in one go?" ”
10,000 reais was born alive by Guo Dong.
The boss asked him to go to someone else's house for dinner in one step.
Well, it's also called egg money.