Chapter 009: Qian's Madness
The arrival of the half-immortal means that the three religions of Buddha, Taoism, and ghosts and gods are gathered in the Zhangjia fence courtyard today, regardless of whether Zhang Jiuxin is a human or a ghost, it makes the villagers present feel that Zhangjia Xiaojiu is really amazing.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable" Sai Banxian waved the Buddha dust in his hand and said: "The poor road is down from the temple river, and I see you from afar, but I don't want to ........"
"Purple ...... Angry? Could it be that the old man has been looking forward to it for so many years, and finally looked forward to the opportunity for our Dongzhang to rise in his lifetime" The old village chief was excited and said anxiously:
"Race ...... Immortals, old immortals, old men are ignorant, what do you mean by purple gas? ”
"Of course, it refers to our family's Liuxin" Du Shi, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, was so excited that the corners of his mouth were crooked: "The fortune teller said that our family's Liuxin is the life of the champion, but it will fulfill what the old fairy said about the purple sky." ”
The old village chief was robbed by Du Shi, his brows furrowed slightly, and he waited for Sai Banxian to reply.
Sai Banxian suddenly fell silent, circled around Zhang Jiuxin, and then said slowly: "Glory and wealth have been out for a long time, and they are full of flowers. Xie Tinglan, Yan Shangui, Deng Kebi. ”
As soon as Sai Banxian's voice fell, the faces of everyone on the field suddenly changed:
"It's ....... The words of this old immortal turned out to be exactly the same as the comments given to Xiao Jiu by Master Mingxin, could it be that Xiao Jiu of the Zhang family is the person who is purple in the mouth of the immortal? ! ”
When Du Shi heard this, he fell from heaven to hell in a second, and he couldn't take care of any etiquette rules, so he stepped forward with both hands and directly grabbed the robe of the half-immortal and said:
"Old ....... Old Fairy, you ....... Are you mistaken, the purple air is clearly my family's Liuxin, this Xiao Jiu just said that the blind mother-in-law can say, he is clearly a dead person, and now standing in front of you is not Xiao Jiu, but the evil ghost who asks for souls from people. ”
"It's nonsense, it's ridiculous!"
Sai Banxian took the robe out of Du's hand in disgust, and looked at the blind mother-in-law who was silent in the field: "If it is a dead person, where can wealth come from." ”
"A word wakes up the dreamer, and a word wakes up the dreamer!" Sai Banxian's words immediately made the old village chief wake up, and he thanked him for his kindness:
"Old fairy, fortunately, you gave me some guidance today, otherwise the old man would have been instigated by some villains and made a big mistake!"
Master Mingxin's Chrysostom's criticism, coupled with Sai Banxian's on-site confirmation, is obviously enough to prove that Zhang Jiuxin is a person with a rich and noble life.
On the other hand, the exorcism ritual advocated by the Zhang family and the blind mother-in-law is a farce!
"Village... Village chief, it's not like this, it's not like this. Du Shi panicked for a moment, and waved his hand again and again: "Little ....... Xiao Jiu, he ....... He's really a ghost. ”
"On weekdays, he can't say ten words a year, but in the past two days, he has become like a different person, not only with witty words in his mouth, but also against his elders again and again, he is not the filial and gentle Xiao Jiu at all."
He ......... He must have used some kind of blinding method to make the old fairy blind, yes, yes, that's it, he must have cast some demon method, the blind mother-in-law said, he is a big ghost with profound skills! ”
"Fart!" Yingniang supported the crumbling Zhang Jiuxin, gritted her teeth and said:
"It's clear that the second aunt is obsessed with money, and the old witch of the blind mother-in-law wants to follow the example of eleven years ago, using the same method, to put our family's Xiaojiu to death, so as to swallow our grandmother's dowry!"
......
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Sai Ban Immortal Buddha dust swung and interrupted the dispute between Yingniang and Du Shi, and said: "Meeting is fate, since Lao Dao met the little brother of the Zhang family by chance today, let's say a few more words." ”
It was difficult for the Qing officials to interrupt the family affairs, and the old village chief was worried, and when he heard the words, he said again and again: "There is an old fairy!" ”
Sai Banxian stroked his five-inch-long white beard, and said leisurely: "Just now, Lord Du Shi said that the little brother of the Zhang family is inconsistent in his words and deeds, which is really understandable. ”
"If the poor road is not miscalculated, the little brother of the Zhang family is not only a premature baby, but also began to linger on the sickbed all year round soon after birth."
"Yes, yes, the old fairy is right." When the old village chief heard this, his belief in Sai Banxian deepened again.
Sai Shenxian continued: "The life is rich and the body is weak, the two clash with each other, the little brother of the Zhang family must have been muddy for most of these years, but...... The little brother of the Zhang family is a strong-willed person, and he survived in a daze, after all these years of wear and tear, now the little brother of the Zhang family has been able to adapt to his life, naturally the body, and the consciousness is getting better and better day by day. ”
"Therefore, if the little brother of the Zhang family has anything outstanding in the future, there is no need to make a fuss, if everything is like ordinary people, then how can it be rich and noble!"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
After the fairy finished speaking, he retired successfully.
But his words left an imprint in the minds of the onlookers.
And Zhang Jiuxin, who had been watching the changes since the appearance of Sai Banxian, saw that things were finally moving towards the result she had planned, and her tense nerves instantly relaxed.
After sending away Sai Banxian, the next thing is that it is time to settle accounts with Du Shi and the blind mother-in-law.
"Grandpa the village chief" Zhang Jiuxin woke up the old village chief who was in deep thought: "The Du family is with the blind mother-in-law, who wants to make money and kill him, and please uphold justice for Xiao Jiu!" ”
Zhang Jiuxin bowed deeply to the old village chief sitting on the circle chair.
"Du Shi, you troublemaker, see if the old lady doesn't kill you today!"
As soon as Zhang Jiuxin's words fell, the upper room of the Zhang family, which had been confined all the time, opened with a "bang", and Qian rushed out with a palm-wide flat pole in his hand.
"Whew~!"
Before everyone came to their senses, Qian's flat shoulder smashed heavily on Du's calf, and after a while, the flat burden "clicked" and broke into two.
"Woo woo"
Du Shi's legs were weak, and he collapsed to the ground with a "bang", so painful that he couldn't even scream.
"Smack!"
"Bang!!"
"Bang Bang !!"
Qian still didn't stop, and picked up the half-cut flat pole in his hand, as if he wanted to beat Du Shi to death, and he tried harder than he could, and he hated that iron was not steel:
"Day by day, the owner is gone, he goes to the west, he never talks and does things with his brains, he is sold, and he stupidly gives money to the people, why don't you have a little heart, ah, people say that ghosts are on the body, so you are in a hurry to invite people over."
"What's the result, I spent my own private money, and I was said to be murdering for money, why did my Erlang marry such a heartless person as you."
After Du Shi, who screamed directly, gasped, he replied: "Mother, let the blind mother-in-law come to exorcise the ghost for Xiao Jiu, I have passed through your mother's ......."
As soon as Du Shi replied, the very strength in Qian's hand immediately increased to twelve points:
"When you die, you still have a hard mouth, why did Liuxin be reincarnated in your belly, today I will accept your cheap life, and I don't have to drag Liuxin to get famous!"
After a few sticks, the half of the flat pole in Qian's hand broke again with a "click", and Du Shi's breathing had become weak at this time.