Chapter 002: Fighting the Old Vixen
Qian squinted at Zhang Jiuxin:
"For the sake of your usual well-behavedness, I'll spare you for the time being. But the bolt almost killed you, and these thirty lashes are a wake-up call for him! ”
Qian stretched out his hand: "Bring the whip." ”
Zhang Jiuxin tried to restrain his urge to slap the other party, gritted his teeth and said:
"Grandma Qian, if it weren't for Brother Bolt, my little life would have been gone two days ago. Brother Bolt obviously has a life-saving grace for me, how come he came to you, he has become a sinner instead! ”
Qian said impatiently:
"What a benefactor, a sinner; It was clearly the bolt that didn't close the window properly, which made you have a fever. I also went to the town to invite Lang Zhong to come over, and directly burned our family's 800 yuan. ”
"This white rice is only 30 wen a liter, which is 800 wen! It's enough for our family to have two months' rations. ”
The more Qian spoke, the more angry he became, and directly snatched the rattan whip from Zhang Jiuxin's hand, and beckoned to the bolt with a "snap".
"Stop!" Zhang Jiuxin stepped forward, protected the bolt behind him, and glared at Qian's angrily:
"Grandma Qian, I have never spent a penny on my family to see a doctor and get medicine, and it has always been my relatives who live in Songmuan... Milk... Out of the milk, what kind of evil fire are you sowing? ”
"Grandma!!" Qian was so angry that the corners of his mouth were crooked: "Okay! Good!! Very good!! ”
"You, a sick man who eats white rice, even dare to use the Lin family to suppress me, right, today I will let you know what it means to respect the elders!"
Qian rolled up his sleeves, and the rattan whip in his hand made a "whirring" sound, and he was about to pump it on Zhang Jiuxin's body.
"Xiao Jiu, hold on." The bolt didn't look good, so he picked up Zhang Jiuxin and walked out of the fence.
"Stop for the old lady!" Qian brandished a rattan whip to follow, and a pair of small feet walked quickly.
Run and chase.
The bolt had just been whipped, but before he could get out of the yard, he stumbled and fell into the dung heap that was piled up under the fence wall.
"Hahahaha" Seeing this, Qian leaned forward and leaned back with a smile.
"Brother Bolt, are you okay?" Zhang Jiuxin propped up the ground and hurriedly got down from the back of the bolt.
When he just fell to the ground, the bolt quickly turned an angle, allowing Zhang Jiuxin to fall on his back, and he fell directly down against the dung heap.
With this fall, the scar on the back of the bolt that had not healed instantly cracked. Wisps of blood flowed out, but as if he didn't know the pain, the plug pushed Zhang Jiuxin towards the firewood gate of the fence wall:
"Xiao Jiu, you don't have to worry about me, go quickly, I'll help you stop Grandma Qian. If you run to your big sister's house, Grandma Qian won't dare to bully you. ”
"Hurry up, Xiao Jiu, hurry!"
In modern times, the plug that has just turned twelve is the pearl of the palm of everyone in the family.
Zhang Jiuxin's heart was uncomfortably sore, he raised his head and pressed back the tears in his eyes, patted the bolt with relief, and turned to look coldly at Qian who was trembling with laughter:
"If you are not married to your father, you are married to your husband, and your husband is dead to your son."
"Qian's, even if Brother Bolt and I make a big mistake, we have to be punished, and when my grandfather returns from hunting, I have my own decision, no matter how bad it is, you will call back my father from the Nishang Cloth Village in my county."
"Looking at the entire Yinshan Zhang family, there is no concubine who dares to shout and kill the grandson in the family."
Qian was so angry that his whole body trembled, and his facial features were distorted like dominatriks: "Little ...... Small...... Concubine?! ”
"Yes, hire a wife and a concubine." Zhang Jiuxin was not afraid, and looked directly into the eyes of the Qian family who wanted to eat people:
"Back then, you knew that my grandfather's family had a wife's room, but you still followed home with a dead face. There is no letter of appointment, letter of ceremony, letter of welcome, and there is no ceremony, name, najib, recruitment, invitation, and greeting. ”
"The one who came in through the corner door with a red cloth on his head is not a concubine, is he still a flat wife?!"
Zhang Jiuxin scolded Qian Shi again and again without panting, but he was still puzzled and said: "The night before yesterday, Brother Bolt obviously closed the window, but someone secretly opened it in the middle of the night. ”
"Now the entire Zhang family, except for me and the bolt, is the person in your second room, I haven't exposed your bloodless deeds, but you are beating a rake, and you are trying to force me and Brother Bolt to death."
"Since you don't let us have a good time, then I'll go to the ancestral hall now to beat the drum of grievances and find out my innocence in front of the elders of the Zhang clan!"
Qian Shi rolled his eyes in anger, the rattan whip in his hand had already fallen to the ground at some point, pointing at Zhang Jiuxin and unable to speak, after a while, he suddenly took a long breath, slapped his thighs with both hands, and sat directly on the ground, hanging his voice and crying:
"Woo woo, why is my life so bitter, I have been a cow and a horse for the old Zhang family for decades, and I am old and old, and I am pointed at my nose and scolded by a young man who has not dried up!"
"Woo woo, I'm not alive anymore~ I'm not alive anymore, what's the point of me being alive, God, open your eyes and see, the old woman is going to be bullied to death~"
"Woo woo woo~"
This old shrew!
Zhang Jiuxin saw that the Qian family was going to cheat, and finally sighed.
Although he seems to be eloquent, it is untenable to really dig deeper, and the drum of grievances in the ancestral hall is not so easy to beat.
Moreover, in this rural place, where there is no distinction between the descendants and the concubines, whoever is in charge of the family has the final say.
Zhang Jiuxin helped the bolt put on his clothes, and after cleaning up, he took advantage of Qian's failure to react and said directly: "Brother bolt, let's go, let's go to Guo Langzhong's house." ”
Zhang Jiuxin left with his front feet, Qian's crying immediately stopped, and he picked up the rattan whip on the ground with a gloomy face and walked to the right wing, kicking the door open directly with a "bang".
The rattan whip in his hand, the one who split his head and covered his face, pulled it at Erlang's daughter-in-law Du Shi, who was leaning on the window and peeking.
"Hide in the room and see that your mother-in-law is being bullied, and you won't let out a fart, right? Lazy woman, see if I don't smoke you to death today! ”
"Wow~ Mother, don't fight, don't fight. It's not that the daughter-in-law doesn't want to go out, but she was panicked by Xiao Jiu, don't you think Xiao Jiu is very abnormal today? ”
Qian made a move.
Du Shi looked mysteriously left and right for a long time before he put his mouth next to Qian's ear and said softly:
"My daughter-in-law thinks that Erlang has been ghosted!"
Qian Shi shook his head, thinking back to the scolding battle just now, the more he thought about it, the more weird he felt: "I said, people who usually don't fart a single fart suddenly become witty." ”
Du Shi was so excited that he couldn't even care about the injuries on his body: "No, Xiao Jiu used to be so timid that he would faint to death when he saw a spider, but the tiger aura just now, even if there was a lion in front of him, he was not afraid, it was like a completely changed person." ”
"Mother, I see, I have to find a blind mother-in-law to dance the gods, otherwise what if the disaster hits our family's Liuxin, the fortune teller can say, our family's Liuxin is a champion, and he will be a big official in the future."