The dwarf immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone number, which was quickly connected.

"Brother Xiong, where are you? Do you owe some romantic debt? A woman has come to your door. The dwarf said hurriedly.

"Woman? What woman? Lao Tzu has always paid cash, and he doesn't swipe his card. ”

The dwarf turned around, covered the phone and whispered, "Brother Xiong, that woman...... If the woman has come either to ask you for a prostitute, she has come to you for revenge. ”

"Revenge? What revenge? I slept with her daughter? ”

"No, she's still a girl, where did she come from? Brother Xiong, come back and have a look! She's not an Earth creature, she's knocked everyone down, and I'm left with fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen standing! She said, if you don't show up in half an hour, she will demolish this place, Brother Xiong, she is an expert in demolition, and she has demolished all the brothers, if you don't come back, the house will have to be demolished! Where are we going to stay then? ”

Chen Xiong was stunned: "What is the woman's name?" ”

The dwarf whispered, "Asked, she said her name was Mud, no, not Mud, it was Lannie." ”

There was silence on the phone, and the dwarf was anxious: "Brother Xiong, why don't you speak?" You can't come back! If you don't come back, the next one to be demolished will be the five of us! ”

Chen Xiong said impatiently: "Okay, I know, I'll go back." After saying that, Chen Xiong hung up the phone.

Lannie walked leisurely towards the house: "I'm thirsty, wash me an apple." ”

The dwarf was stunned, female bandit.

Lan Ni walked into the room, sat on the main seat of the living room and looked around, the furniture in the room was Qing Dynasty, and the decoration and decoration were also very elegant, Lan Ni's fingers knocked on the wooden coffee table next to her, and whistled in her heart, this underworld is quite cultured! actually made the den look like Prince Gong's Mansion, yes, yes, it's just that when the fight starts for a while, it's good to just hit people, don't smash these things.

A long-faced man walked in with a plate of grapes, and he walked up to Lan Ni with a flattering face: "Woman, please eat grapes, newly picked in the yard, non-toxic, harmless and chemical-free, pure organic green fruits, after eating, not only beauty and beauty, but also prolong life, anti-aging, eat!" ”

Lan Ni glanced at the big long face, before doing the underworld, she was a salesperson!

Lannie nodded, "Thank you." ”

A one-eyed dragon walked in, holding a tray in his hand, on the tray was a bottle of red wine, and a crystal clear goblet, the one-eyed dragon smiled: "Woman, grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass, there are grapes, where can there be no wine!" ”

Lannie glanced at the one-eyed dragon again, they are all very cultured! She even knows the glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine, and there will be a beauty who plays the pipa to cheer her up for a while!

Thinking of this, Lannie whistled in her heart again.

Suddenly, a chaotic sound of footsteps sounded at the door, and then three men appeared in Lanni's sight, and the appearance of the three of them instantly scared Lanni to myocardial infarction, they wore a hot red wig, a colorful grass skirt tied around their waists, two coconut shells buckled on their chests, and a lute in their hands.

With a click, the grapes in Lannie's hand fell to the ground.

Is this a god horse? This really has to deduce the glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine, and if you want to drink the pipa, you will urge it immediately! It's just that this shape is too thunderous! Sexy grass skirt, more than an inch long leg hair, looking at it, I want to go up and kick their feet.

The dwarf stood in the middle of the three, he held the pipa, and said softly: "The slave family plays a song for the king - "Pipa Xing". ”

A tall man next to him snapped his fingers: "Music, music." ”

A burst of hot DJ dance music instantly sounded in the room, and the three men twisted their waists and hips enthusiastically, turned around and lowered their waists, and danced a hot and sexy hula, and kept kissing and throwing flattering eyes at Lannie, Lannie stared, specially, spicy eyes.

Is this a gangster? Is this a gangster?

Let's make a comedy movie! It's all a drama spirit!

What about the good "Pipa Xing"?

What's special, what about "Pipa Xing"?

"Stop—" Lannie slapped the table.

The music stopped abruptly, the three men looked innocent, and the dwarf ran to Lannie: "Woman, don't you like it?" ”

Lannie glared at him fiercely: "Three meters away from me." ”

The dwarf leaned forward again: "What? ”

Lannie yelled, "Get out of here." ”

The dwarf jumped out more than two meters away with a whoosh, and walked over with a long face: "Woman, let your eyes be wronged, or let me give you some unique work!" ”

Lannie glanced at the big long face, which was so long that she couldn't touch it all night.

Lannie said coldly, "What will you do?" ”

Big long face: "I can do magic." ”

Lannie came to her senses: "Okay, I like magic the most. ”

The big long face looked excited: "Woman, then I'll show you now." ”

Lannie: "Uh-huh, let's get started!" ”

Standing in the middle of the living room with a big long face, he stretched out his right hand solemnly, so that Lanni and the people on the left and right could see clearly: "Look, look, there's nothing, just five fingers!" ”

Lanny stared at his hand seriously: "Mm-hmm, nothing. ”

The big long face suddenly held his right hand with his left hand very quickly, and then suddenly moved his left hand away, and said solemnly: "Look, four fingers, the thumb is gone." ”

The corners of Lannie's mouth twitched, shit, I met another idiot.

Lan Ni waved her hand: "Take him down, and kick him ten times by one person." ”

Three men in straw skirts ran over excitedly: "Okay! Just take a look! ”

The big face stretched out his arms and wailed: "Woman, I will change, let me change another one for you!" ”

The three men in the straw skirt took their big faces away, and then they heard the sound of ping-pong and ghosts crying wolf.

Lannie sighed, where the hell was she today? The underworld dens are not like the underworld dens, and the hooligans are not like hooligans.

Only the one-eyed dragon was left in the room, and the one-eyed dragon flatteringly poured a glass of wine for Lannie: "Woman, dissipate your anger and have a drink!" ”

Lannie: "No. ”

The one-eyed dragon looked surprised: "Woman, you don't know how to drink?" This is Lafite from 1982, which is a treasure of our boss, and I specially stole it to honor you. ”

Lanny glanced at the one-eyed dragon, picked up the bottle and looked closely, it was really 1982 Lafite.

One-Eyed Dragon: "How's it going?" I kid you not! ”

Lannie: "Well, you're pretty honest. ”

The one-eyed dragon immediately poured a glass of wine for Lanni, and then held the wine glass in both hands: "Woman, please drink." ”

[November 12th first update~~]