Three. The Holy Hand of Exorcism, the Fierce Ghost Buster
Apologized for being made by the illusion he generated, Lu Li felt a little subtle in his heart.
He is not mentally ill and therefore cannot understand what the world is like through the eyes of a mentally ill person. But even if it's an illusion, it's not so ...... Wonderful.
Just in case, Lu Li took out his mobile phone in a daze as a middle-aged man, logged in to the chat software, and opened the window with the note of a psychiatrist.
"Did you sleep?"
After a short wait, the psychiatrist replied, "Not yet, if you're going to talk about the condition then I'll charge by the word for the rest of the matter." ”
"Just please, verify it for me." After Lu Li replied, he raised his mobile phone, included the dazed middle-aged male ghost in the camera, and recorded a video and sent it to the doctor: "Can you see the 'person' in the hospital gown?" ”
A few seconds after the video was posted, the psychiatrist replied with a word.
"Yes."
"......" Lu Li was silent for a moment, and sent a message: "Have you taken medicine?" ”
"I'm not sick, thank you, if you don't know the patient opposite, in this case, I suggest you call the police, if you are inconvenient I can help."
Lu Li didn't reply, but cut out the page and skillfully flipped out the alarm number in the address book.
As a private detective, he naturally has a lot of contact with the police.
Although I can't tell why this guy crawled out of the TV, it's better to call the police first.
The middle-aged male ghost who was tiptoeing and peeking had a hideous face: "You actually want to call the police, go die!" ”
A gust of wind swooped in on the middle-aged male ghost.
Lu Li had to stop the last step, got up to dodge, turned around behind the middle-aged male ghost, and wrapped his elbows around the neck of the middle-aged male ghost.
The middle-aged male ghost was caught off guard and was strangled by his neck, revealing fear.
"Right...... I'm sorry. ”
The male ghost struggled to pronounce the words.
Without waiting for Lu Li to answer, the suddenly floating curtains caught his attention.
Because this time the wind was blowing from behind the curtains.
The curtains stirred, mixed with the outside air drifted into the living room, and were suddenly lifted by the wind.
A silhouette of a crouch on the windowsill then appeared.
A mediocre-looking girl squatted on the windowsill, dressed in regular clothes, and watched the scene in front of her in amazement.
"Shouldn't I show up now?" The girl blinked a few times.
"Help...... the middle-aged male ghost stretched out his hand to the girl with a painful face.
"Do you have accomplices?" Lu Li's arm tightened a few points, his voice was lowered, and his eyes fell on the fruit knife in the fruit bowl on the coffee table.
The middle-aged male ghost opened his mouth, but he was strangled and couldn't speak.
The girl couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted, "Hey, I'm going to ...... You're a ghost! ”
The middle-aged male ghost was stunned, realized something, and his figure suddenly turned into a gray mist, which recondensed not far away.
It's just that this time the figure is a little more illusory, and he can faintly see things behind him through his body.
The middle-aged male ghost saw that Lu Li still maintained his posture and stood still, and said with a sad smile: "Truly...... Not surprised? You can't imagine I'm a ghost, right? ”
"I really can't think of ......"
Lu Li exhaled a mouthful of turbid air, shook his head slightly, and picked up the fruit knife on the coffee table.
The smile on the face of the middle-aged male ghost froze.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
The middle-aged male ghost tried to liven up the atmosphere, scratching his head and laughing: "Brother, you almost strangled me just now, I'm already dead, I almost forgot hahahahaha." ”
Two of the three people present were expressionless.
"Just kidding."
The middle-aged male ghost who failed to enliven the atmosphere stopped making a sound, and craned his neck and kept silent.
The girl opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything, and jumped off the windowsill before Lu Li could make a move, blocking between a person and a ghost.
"Don't interfere, leave this to me."
She reminded Lu Li, lest this reckless man do anything to the ghost, and then turned to the middle-aged male ghost: "Dust to dust to dust, as a deceased, why do you still stay in the world?" ”
"Isn't it reluctant, come out to scare people and have some fun......," the middle-aged male ghost muttered a few words, as if he thought that he was dead, and his face was lonely.
"Shall I send you to the underworld, or will you go by yourself?" The girl was indifferent and indifferently ordered to evict the guest.
This is more terrifying than any eviction order, because it is an exodus from the world.
"It's from the same root...... I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself! ”
The middle-aged male ghost muttered a few words, and after being stared at, he hurriedly laughed, and nodded while waving his hand.
He felt a dangerous aura from the girl, as if he had encountered a natural enemy.
Then the middle-aged male ghost was stunned for a while, and suddenly jumped on the spot.
After doing this, he looked around blankly, and asked with an embarrassed face, "Uh...... How do you go down? ”
The girl lost her patience, and there was an instant wind around her. The temperature of the room then drops, from a summer night to late autumn.
"Wait, don't-"
As soon as the middle-aged man's ghost words came out, a red shadow burst out from between the girl's open lips and teeth, leaving a mark in the space, and instantly entwined the middle-aged male ghost's body.
With a slight pull, the screaming middle-aged male ghost was pulled towards the girl, like a slender noodle disappearing into the mouth and disappearing between the closed pink lips.
The girl chirped and chirped, looking a little like she wanted to burp, but she forcibly held back because there were still outsiders.
His gaze fell on Lu Li.
"I am a living man."
Because of the extremely impactful scene, Lu Li had to remind him out loud.
If she dares to stick out her tongue, Lu Li will dare to make a few cuts, although it is useless, but at least it can make her mouth ulcers uncomfortable for a few days.
"You saw it all?" The girl's tone is playful, and her eyes are also playful.
“…… I didn't see anything. There was a short silence, and Lu Li, who understood something, closed his eyes.
"Nothing happened just now."
The girl sneered, clapped her palms in a relaxed voice and said, "Open your eyes, it's nothing to see." ”
Lu Li closed his eyes and replied straightly: "I understand the rules of your business." You need to hide your identity. The fewer people who know, the better. I just went to see a psychiatrist today, and no one will believe what a mentally challenged person says, so you can rest assured that your identity will not be revealed. ”
"Open your eyes!" The girl didn't seem to have much patience. Yes to the middle-aged male ghost, and yes to Lu Li.
The yin wind rose again, and Lu Li's arm stirred up a layer of goosebumps, and he had to open his eyes.
Then he met that pair of playful eyes.
The girl looked at Lu Li from head to toe, from foot to head, that kind of look Lu Li was very familiar with, and he also used this kind of gaze when he went to the vegetable market to buy meat.
"I am a living man."
Lu Li had to repeat it again. People are swords, I am fish and meat, and I can't admit it.
"I know." The girl finally withdrew this naked gaze, turned to look at the living room decoration, and casually asked with her hands behind her back, "Are you an exorcist?" ”
She looked at the pennant hanging on the wall with interest, and wrote eight large characters in white on a red background.
Fierce drive
Demons
Kesheng
Star Hand
"It's all a lie." Lu Li calmly told the truth.
Unmoved, the girl turned to stare at Lu Li, and said with a chuckle.
"This fierce ghost nemesis, are you interested in maintaining peace on earth with me?"