Chapter 100: Customs (3)

The sky is cloudless, the weather is still very hot, and all kinds of pleasant bird calls can be faintly heard around.

On the branches with lush foliage, you can see all kinds of birds, big and small, chasing, playing, and even showing affection.

There are also busy holding all kinds of sponges, firewood, grass, and sundries in their mouths looking for nests, a thriving scene.

The survivors of the apocalyptic apocalypse suddenly feel a little uncomfortable with such an environment. It seems that all of this is going in a good direction, which means that the end times may be coming to an end?

Thinking of this, many survivors began to feel unprecedentedly unhappy again, because once the end of the world passes, is it the same as before the end of the world, everyone has to be constantly busy, facing many social problems: buying a house, buying a car, desperately saving, and saving enough money to marry a wife!

"Wow! The weather is nice today! This period of time can be reflected from this weather alone, and the end times are about to pass? A new world is coming? "A young man with long hair and a group of former laborers are researching and discussing.

"New World? Descend a fart! Wasn't that the case some time ago? Every once in a while, the weather is good and bad, isn't it all so long, it's still in the end of the world......" A middle-aged uncle who was very experienced said.

A group of gray people surrounded Wang Yueyue and asked him to think of a way to persuade the special forces members and the captain to follow them to the blue planet in a flying saucer to meet their parents with them.

Wang Yueyue was also helpless: "I can't help it if that person doesn't go!" ”

Miss Gray said coquettishly: "We all know that although they are special forces, they also want to go very much in their hearts, but they are embarrassed to go for the sake of face, and they are more likely to follow us, for fear that others will laugh at them!" Since they have chosen to be soldiers, they can't disgrace the country, right? So they are holding on, and they have to die to save face and suffer crimes! ”

"Tell me about it!" The gray man looked at Wang Yueyue with a slightly pleading look.

"It's not! Then will you take them to the Blue Planet and come back? Do you want to emigrate or go to meet your parents? Be clear! Wang Yueyue suppressed it a few times, and he didn't laugh out loud.

The Greys pondered for a moment: "If we go, we may not come back!" ”

"Alright! Then I'll talk to them, and if they don't want to follow you, then I can't help it! Let me declare first! Wang Yueyue said that he went to find the special forces members and the special forces captain.

Today, in front of the office building where the civil service exam was registered on the Zerg Brood Square, there were dozens of people waiting in line.

Some of them are women, some of them are younger, some are older, and some are looking underage.

In this team of applicants for the civil service examination, there is a man and a woman who are particularly eye-catching: at first, the man put his arm around the woman's neck, as if whispering, and the woman's expression was very disgusted and the man pushed away...... But within a second, the man went to hug the woman's pull and pull again, as if he didn't let the woman apply for the civil service exam. The woman seems to be angry now! slapped the man viciously...... Then he scolded: "Fuck your mother's garbage scumbag!! ”

The boy got angry all of a sudden, and swung his fist at the girl, and the martial arts wind came down, and the girl's nose was blue and her face was swollen.

"Come home and follow me! Lao Tzu has been letting you before, I think you are still against you! The boy scolded as she dragged on one of her legs as she walked in the other direction of the square after the girl fell to the ground.

Ten minutes later, there were a few more men looking for a daughter-in-law in the square outside the office where the Zerg Brood Civil Service Exam was registered! They just don't want their clothes to apply for the civil service exam, because they are afraid that after the application is successful, the Zerg brood will be taken to other places. The other is to help the Zerg brood dig crystals, and they can't dig even a female streamer! And the most important point is: I have given so much for you, you can't just say leave and leave me! That's why the woman in front of me will be beaten!

Several other women waiting in line for registration saw their husbands coming, and they were afraid of being beaten up again, so they followed their husbands without saying a word!

Several male men who were about to apply for the Zerg Nest civil service examination sighed: "Why does this man still beat his daughter-in-law? I haven't even given my daughter-in-law a face, but she just found a ridiculous reason to leave me, it seems that this woman is like a walnut to eat? ”

A middle-aged uncle-like man at the back dug his nose, curled his fingers and flicked outward: "Now is the end of the world, not the era of peace before the end of the world, you can't think that you are a woman, men don't dare to move, and they are quite unreasonable!" It's good for people to drag it back...... In the last days, there are women, and they think they are very hypocritical before, but now they are cleaned up and obedient, right? ”

The penultimate middle-aged uncle twisted his head back: "I rejected several beautiful girls a few days ago!" At least a dozen of them! Because I am getting older, all the functions of my body have begun to decline, and I think that the girls are still young and can't bother others! That's why I came here to register for the civil service exam! ”

"Do you have a men's health disease? Well, you don't have to answer, you can see it from the top of your head! The civil service exam held by the Zerg Brood is a simple strength test for people, as long as they can dig sand and find crystals! Nothing else! It's suitable for us who don't plan to have a wife! The most important thing is the protection of the Zerg brood! ”

Wang Yueyue was sitting on the green grass under a big tree and talking to the special forces: "Then the group of young ladies in your clothes want you to follow them to the Blue Planet to meet their parents?" They are now repairing and maintaining the flying saucer, and they will take you with them in two days after refueling! Do you have any gifts for the alien father-in-law? Hahaha, it's the first time you've met, don't tell me you're unprepared! It's going to be humiliating, I tell you! ”

The curly-haired special forces wanted to laugh but didn't smile: "What other gifts do you prepare, it didn't take long for the old man's daughter to become two, and this grandson is not a gift?" When the time comes, you can't eulogize your father-in-law to death? ”

The other special forces members were contemptuous: "You are the most shameless one I have ever seen among the soldiers!" Brother despises you! ”

The curly-haired special forces retorted unconvincedly: "This is the truth! Am I shameless? Don't you think about aliens with human thinking?! The gray ladies married us, saying that it was a blessing that they had cultivated for several lifetimes, and it was an honor! ”

"Ahh My ears can't stand it! I can't stand it! I've really never seen such a narcissistic man, and he's a soldier man! ”