Chapter 281: The Old Demon
Leaving with Hirohito, there is also his eldest disciple Volcano. The rest of the Fang Shi stayed here except for a few close people who accompanied him to the palace. When Guangren was leaving, he told Wu Mianhe that after he returned or not, he must stay here, and when he returned, he had important matters to discuss.
Wu Mian and Gui Bugui wandered around the Tiger Ben Army for an afternoon, got a lot of interesting news, and didn't bother to go out for a stroll at the moment. As for Xiao Rensan, Guangren also made proper arrangements when he left, and ordered a good banquet in the largest restaurant in Chang'an City. Ten jars of good wine were opened in a row, and when Wu Mian saw Xiao Rensan, this little guy who was already red from drinking was sleeping under the table.
"Old immortal...... You're making vinegar...... Or winemaking...... Fooling ginseng, right? Waiting...... Don't sleep at night...... Kneeling outside the door for a night...... "Xiao Rensan drank too much and didn't forget to teach a lesson in his sleep, and the old guy who listened to it gasped."
Returning or not, he dragged Xiao Rensan out of the table, and originally wanted to find a saliva tank to throw him in to sober up. However, after holding the little guy around outside, he still carried him to the bed. After covering the quilt for him, he turned back to Wu Mian and said, "When he wakes up, I won't teach him a lesson this time, the old man, I will write it backwards." ”
"I've said this more than a hundred times, old fellow, can you still distinguish your surname? Wu Mian glanced at the old guy with slanted eyes, and then got to the point: "Guess what nobles the emperor is in such a hurry to summon Guangren's master and apprentice into the palace?" ”
"Who else can you, that Master Xuanming. If it weren't for this person, the old man would have written my words backwards. After the old guy grinned, he looked at Wu Mian and continued: "We surprised that master in the Tiger Ben Army just now, and he didn't plan to show up in such a hurry, but it was disrupted by us just now, and it would be inappropriate if he didn't show up again." How can you say that Guangren is now the head of the world's monks, and Xuanming is the guru, and he must also be managed by Guangren......"
When he spoke, he re-covered Xiao Rensan with the quilt that he kicked off. After a pause, he continued: "If the old man is not mistaken, this time Emperor Wu called Guangren and the two into the palace in order to sort out the relationship between Guangren and Xuanming. It may be that the two of them will be on an equal footing. Xuan Ming is the only monk who is not under the jurisdiction of Guangren, or is that sentence, guess wrong, my old man's Gui is written backwards. ”
"Your father is an adoptive, you should have been surnamed Tian, right?" Wu Mian rolled his eyes, and after a pause, he continued: "Wait for Guangren to come back later, and then see which of your noble surnames is on top." ”
"Then it's going to wait, Emperor Wu came forward to be a peacemaker, why do you have to stay for a meal. Look, don't expect the Dafang master and master to come back in the middle of the night. When he said this, he suddenly laughed weirdly. Looking at Wu Mian's somewhat disgusted eyes, the old guy said: "Old man, I just thought of something, this time, it is not necessarily who calculates whom." We have been in the mountains for so long and we have not known about this newly born Master Xuanming, but Guangren is different. Can such a big thing be hidden from his ears and eyes? Look, two old foxes are fighting each other, and it doesn't have to be who wins in the end. ”
"No" After hearing the words of no return, Wu Mian suddenly came out of his teeth. The old guy was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes and said, "Isn't right there?" ”
Wu Mian stretched out three fingers at the return or not, and said, "Three old foxes......"
As soon as Wu Mian's words were finished, a small Fang Shi walked under the porch of this house. After bowing to Wu Mian and returning to the future, he said respectfully: "There is a distinguished guest outside who claims to be the deceased of the two gentlemen, asking to see the two ......."
When he said this, Xiao Fangshi hesitated, as if he had not finished speaking. Wu Mian frowned when he saw it, and then said to him: "If you have anything to say, there is no taboo." ”
After listening to Wu Mian's words, Xiao Fangshi continued what he had just said and said, "But that person doesn't look like a human ......."
It's not like a human ...... Wu Mian and the heart of the returnee appeared at the same time with the name of a monster - Bai Wuqiu......
However, this is the capital, and it is surrounded by Fangshi. How dare this monster come to the door? But apart from this old man who is not a human being, Wu Mianhe really can't think of anyone else. At that moment, the two of them followed the little alchemist to the main hall, and saw that there were already more than a dozen alchemists gathered here. Everyone surrounded a monster that changed into a human form in the center, and that monster was the one who had troubled Wu Mian and returned to the two for a long time.
Rao is a nine-song exquisite heart that will never return, and he can't believe that this monster will break into the pavilion of the Fang Shi alone. At that moment, the old guy also walked out of the pavilion and stood on the street at the door and looked left and right. Let's see if there will be any of the monster's allies ambushed outside.
"Don't look at it, it's just me." After Bai Quqiu pursed his lips, he continued: "Do you think that we scattered immortals and you people have the same virtue, and they will also cheat? Old guy, today you give Grandpa Sanxian a happy word, do you want to say or not to say the whereabouts of the big demon Baijiang? ”
"How dare you talk to me when you're standing in the crowd of so many alchemists?" Gui Wu looked at this monster with some surprise, and after a pause, he continued: "Did you eat the wrong thing at noon, or did you have a fever and burned your brain in the past two days?" It's not that I'm talking about you, it's not that you want to know the whereabouts of Baijiang now, but how to get out of here today. There are so many alchemists here, one person will give it to you, how many times can you take it yourself? ”
"Do you think Grandpa Sanxian came for nothing?" It was rare that Bai Wuqiu also used his brain this time, and after he sneered, he said: "To tell you the truth, this time Grandpa Sanxian didn't come alone. Now that there are three thousand scattered immortals gathered in the entire Chang'an City, if you move me, the three thousand companions of Grandpa Sanxian will kill people in Chang'an City under the banner of your scholars......
Before he finished his words, Wu Mian, who was standing in front of Bai Wuqiu, suddenly raised his hand and gave him a mouthful. "Smack!" After that, Bai Wuqiu was beaten to one side, leaving a clear slap mark on his face. After being slapped in the mouth, Bai Wuqiu was furious, and the hairs on his face stood on end. Seeing that he was about to reveal his true appearance, Leng Buding Wu Mian's second mouth hit his other cheek. At this moment, a bright red slap mark was left on the left and right sides of the face, which was considered symmetrical.
"Speak well, how many monsters did you bring with you?" Anyway, I've been dealing with this monster for so long, and I've figured out his vein. If you can bring three hundred monsters, you won't be blocked next to the grass house in Wangtian Mountain and scolded the street for so long.
"You dare to hit me again? My three hundred fellow clansmen will definitely kill this Chang'an City and turn it upside down! It seems that this monster is really angry, and its whole body is red and purple. His eyes were as big as bells, and he looked as if he was going to eat Wu Mian on the spot.
It's a pity that for such a long time, Wu Mian has already eaten this monster. Start working right and now, and slap it crackling. At first, he used his two arms to resist it, but the return behind him was cheap, and he hugged the monster directly from behind. The two hands clamped next door to it, allowing Wu Mian to pump his mouth without scruples in front.
At this time, almost all the monks gathered in the main hall. Almost all of them were stunned by this scene, and after they saw the monster before, they all worked together to kill it. When have you ever seen something like this? Wu Mian and Gui Bugui, the two famous monks of the same family, actually teamed up to bully a monster. One snorted in the front, and the other didn't let the family fight back.
At first, he gritted his teeth and stiffened, but it didn't take long for him to hold on. Both sides of the face were swollen like pig demons, and tears and nosebleeds couldn't stop flowing down. At that moment, he himself began to take the initiative to reduce the number of people: "Okay, I admit that there are not as many as three hundred." This time I brought two hundred and eighteen...... Two hundred and sixty ...... 200...... Hundred...... Thirty...... Well, just three! Stop it...... Three you still fight! ”
Just when Bai Quqiu was beaten and cried, a cold voice came from the air: "You deceive people too much......"