Chapter 13: It's Wonderful
Chu Xia jumped down from the carriage, clapped his hands and walked towards the tattered county office, when he passed by Zhuang Rouhe Shizang, he walked over without stopping, but he threw down the sentence very casually, "Don't kill her, this king wants to try the case now." ”
Zhuang Rou had already stopped, there was a short blade at her throat, the short blade was protruding from Shi Zang's bracer, he was lying on the ground covered in blood, there was no resentment in his eyes, only the same killing intent as just now.
He wanted to stab the short blade into the white skin and cut off the throat inside, so that she would not die and would not make a sound, but could only breathe in through the incision in her throat.
Maybe...... Cut off the thick blood vein on the side of the neck, and let the blood spurt like a goddess scattering flowers.
"Ah, can you try the case?" Zhuang Rou suddenly raised his head, his neck left his short blade, jumped up happily, and no one followed behind Chu Xia, and said in a chattering voice: "My lord is really wise and powerful, I can start solving cases and making meritorious contributions!" Then defeat Lin Fei and kick him off the Falcon list. ”
Chu Xia smiled: "You are very ambitious, if my subordinates are on the Divine Falcon List, it will also be a political achievement." Do a good job, I'm very optimistic about you. ”
"I must live up to the high expectations of adults, and when I become a god, you will be able to arrest you with my own hands if you are corrupt and let me get the handle!"
"Really? Then I'll just wait and see, don't let me down. ”
Everyone watched speechlessly as the relationship between the two suddenly became so good, laughing and saying things that made each other listen to unpleasant words, and walked to the county office. Shi Zang was helped up, and he blocked other people's hands and touched the back of his head, his hands covered with blood.
"Don't hold on, go bandage it first, and you'll laugh if you die." Xiao Ran said.
Shi Zang didn't speak, but turned around and followed the other guard to the carriage, which contained a small medicine box that could be bandaged first.
Chu Xia had already walked to the half-closed door at this time, Zhuang Rou stepped forward and planned to open the door for him, but he didn't expect the half-door to fall down directly, smashing on the ground and raising countless dust.
"......" Zhuang Rou looked at the door panel on the ground in a daze, and her hand was still stretched out. The little king was choked and coughed, and said angrily, "I want to go back." ”
Zhuang Rou glanced at him as soon as he heard this, and scratched him hard, but fortunately he just said it and didn't really turn around and leave.
At this time, there was a shout of reprimand from the courtyard, and there was a sound of footsteps running over, and two people dressed in white old suits rushed out, and one of the two officials was very ugly, and he shouted fiercely: "Who dares to destroy the gate of the yamen, and he will not pay for it quickly!" ”
"Yes, it scared us, we must be invited to the opposite Xiangmanlou to eat a few tables!" The other person had some sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and his eyes were always looking at Chu Xia, looking like he wanted to strip him naked and snatch him away.
Not only is the yamen unsightly broken, but even the officials here don't have a pleasing suit to wear, and they have to blackmail by breaking the door halfway, this poor sour smell makes Chu Xia funny and angry.
It seems that these people have been wild horses for too long, and they have to be cleaned up properly, and the blackmail is all on their heads. As soon as he was about to speak, another person ran out of it, but his attitude was completely different from the first two.
This is a lean man in his forties, smiling widely, his goatee is about to fly, and he shouts flatteringly: "Ah, my lord, why don't you say it in advance, we are cleaning inside!" ”
After finishing speaking, he ignored the inch thick dust on the ground, and knelt down and kowtowed vigorously, "The little one is late, so that the adults are frightened, these two bastards have never seen the true face of the adults, and if they are offended, please punish the adults!" Let them fill the army or be distributed, or behead the public, as long as it can calm the anger of the adults. ”
The two officials were completely stunned, looked at him dumbfounded, and stammered, "Head! You've gone too far, too. ”
"Shut up! This is our newly appointed county magistrate, and you two are not working hard, and you have even come to blackmail your lordship. The man kneeling on the ground scolded, "Oh my God, look at what you two have done, it's enough to break the corpse into 10,000 pieces, don't kneel down and ask for guilt, you dare to talk back!" ”
"I have heard the good name of the adult, and when I saw it today, it was really a peerless appearance, and the villain looked at it without offense just now, and only felt that the whole body was as if he was in a fairyland, and he saw an immortal. The villain's dog looks at the adult, which is simply a blasphemy, which makes the villain panic. ”
Neither of them figured out what was going on, so he pushed and scolded him and knelt down, kowtowing in confusion and asking for guilt. But he was full of puzzlement, when did the new county order come over, and why didn't the head mention it at all?
"Wonderful." Chu Xia has seen countless sycophants, but this is the first time he has encountered such a brazen and natural way to say so many disgusting words. The sycophants are not tactful, they are so simple and rude that they are outrageous, and they don't even want their faces.
He smiled and said, "What's your name?" ”
"The villain's name is Ma Dezheng, and he is the head catcher of this Douhu County Ya. From now on, I will never go west, and everything will be under your orders. Ma Dezheng kowtowed again, and the ashes on the ground were everywhere, not only choking Ying Zhu, who was kneeling on either side of him with a sluggish face, but even the little county king felt an itchy throat and sneezed.
Ma Dezheng looked at it and immediately said smartly: "My lord, the villain is rude." ”
He quickly stood up and shouted to the other two: "What are you still kneeling here in a daze, why don't you go and clean up this place and call Niu Dayong too!" How can adults work so dirty, and what should I do if my jade body is stained with dust! ”
At this time, Chu Xia opened his mouth, "Put the lobby out first, I want to try a murder case, and the body is still outside." ”
"Homicide?" The three officials were stunned for a moment, can there be a murder case in this kind of place?
The biggest case in Douhu County is to eat a bully meal, and I heard that there was a murder case before, but there is no county order here, so I took it directly to the Jingmen Mansion for trial. Even the officials here don't know if there is such a thing.
Now that the new county magistrate has just taken office, he has brought his own murder case and corpse, which is simply a major event that the county government has never had. Ma De hurriedly led the officials to carry brooms and water and began to clean the hall.
From the moment Zhuang Rou entered the gate, what she saw was completely different from what she imagined, until she was choked and coughed by the dust swept up by the yamen, and she realized that the suspect in this case was herself.
And the ratio of major cases is three days, which has wasted half a day's time, and if you don't solve the case quickly, you will have to eat the board.
She hurriedly ran to the door, and saw that the little prince had already sat in the carriage, and was waiting for the inside to be cleaned before entering, and a delicate body like him could not eat so much dust.
And his four guards wanted to guard him, and they simply stood still, and it was impossible for these four people to help clean up. The officials who sent the corpse from the Jingmen Mansion had already returned, and this kind of thing of wanting to work when they saw that they had to stay, so it was naturally safe to leave early.
Not to mention the master, he didn't dare to call him that cunning and cunning appearance.
Zhuang Rou walked directly in front of Lin Fei and said to him: "The gate will be handed over to you to clean, if you move quickly, we will be able to try the case immediately." ”
"Huh?" Lin Fei looked at her inexplicably, "You let me be a god and go to sweep the gate of the county government?" ”
"I'm so embarrassed, God Hunt is what others call you, and you actually said it yourself." Zhuang Rou pointed to the corpse of Fu Houfa, who was parked on top of the cart and hung a tent to block insects, and said, "If you don't clean up and send the corpse in, it will rot." ”
Her face was gloomy, and her voice was as miserable as a conjuring spirit, "Then he will be swollen, his whole body will be black, and finally his intestines will explode with a bang!" ”
"Enough!" An Yangbo, who was reluctant to go home in the distance, scolded viciously, turned around and said sharply to the housekeeper who came with him, "Go and call all the people in the courtyard, and clean this yamen for me in half an hour." If you can't finish it, including you, get out of here! ”
When the housekeeper heard this, it was completely a diversion of anger, and he hurriedly ran to the other courtyard, and the rest of the subordinates were not idle, they tore off their sweat towels and picked up the broken broom and ran to fetch water to help.
Zhuang Rou glanced at Lin Feng and winked at him slyly, but he didn't get a good face, and his face was still full of indifference.
She flattened her mouth, held the saber and walked towards the master, before she could speak, the master opened his mouth, "Don't ask me, the case is for you to investigate, and I can deduce the results with the results, and then the adults can solve the case with this." ”
"So I think it's strange, why are you still standing here waiting for not rushing to solve the case? The things you asked in the Jingmen Mansion are all written in the file, and now I only have you to check it. ”
"......" Zhuang Rou looked at him speechlessly, and saw that the master took out a booklet from his cuff, which was the one he had just recorded the case. She reached out and snatched it, rolled her eyes, jumped on the horse, patted the horse's buttocks, and ran away.
Chu Xia opened the curtain and watched her disappear, squinting her eyes and smiling, "What an energetic person, I can't wait to see how she can't solve the case and is imprisoned." ”
An Yangbo's sadness was almost diluted by Chu Xia, he always thought that he felt that the little county king was a spoiled and lawless son, similar to his unangry son.
But now that I look at it, how can my son compare with the little county king, this is simply a pervert!
However, the sound of horses' hooves came from far to near, Zhuang Rou rode to the carriage and stopped, and asked in a daze: "Where is the Zhuyulou, is it the academy?" ”
"Poof!" Chu Xia laughed out loud, "By the lake, what academy, that's the place of Fengyue." ”
Zhuang Rou sat on the horse embarrassedly, bit her lower lip, and glared at Lin Fei fiercely, "What are you still doing standing here, follow me to investigate the case!" ”
Lin Fei, who was subjected to unwarranted disasters, felt really bad about this case, so let's solve it as soon as possible. He pulled the horse impatiently, bowed to the little county king and An Yangbo, and drove the horse away with Zhuang Rou.
Seeing that they were far away, Chu Xia looked at Xiao Ran and said, "Did I ask her to solve the case?" It's obviously a suspect, and he's quite familiar. ”
"No, that's what the master said." Xiao Ran replied honestly.
Chu Xia raised his forehead and sighed, "When I went back to report to you, I said to my mother, I saw a woman fighting today, it was really terrible, I felt that the whole person was not good, and I would be temporarily gone with those noble girls she arranged." ”
Xiao Ran was silent for a while before he reluctantly responded, knowing very well in his heart that he must have been scolded by the eldest princess.