Chapter 246: I can't wake up from my dreams
The group of wives who live in the back hall of Peng Huayin, except for Wu Mian and Gui Bugui who have seen each other on the first day they moved in, have not seen each other for so many years. At the beginning, Master Peng married a wife in order to have children, and so many wives were found according to the standard of good birth. Speaking of appearance, I really don't dare to compliment, and even Xiao Rensan hasn't gone to the back hall to harass him all these years.
But no matter what, after all, it is also his wife, after hearing the scream, Peng Huayin hurriedly ran towards the back hall with his family. Because of the curse and killing map, worried that the bait island monk would kill him again, Wu Mian and Gui Fei still followed Master Peng from a distance and walked in the direction of the back hall.
Before they could enter the inner hall, they saw seven or eight women rushing out of the room, all of whom were Peng Huayin's wives. Seeing their master coming, the women all had panicked expressions on their faces, and they were tied in the arms of Master Xiangpeng. If it weren't for Master Peng's still a little foundation, he would be able to knock him down at once.
"Master, go and take a look! On a sunny day, the old forty-five led the man into the house. I'll just say that it's all your women, and you can't have a thickness from near or far. Look at the fact that you spoil the old forty-five......" It was a middle-aged woman who was a few years older, and it could be seen that this woman was still a little dignified among Peng Huayin's female dependents. She pushed away a few women who were around her master, and then regardless of Wu Mian or not, she walked closer, and continued to say to Peng Huayin: "Just bring the man in while you're not in the back hall, and take ......a bath together."
"Forget it if I'm not bringing men in! I'm not at home, are you all bringing men in! Listening to the words of the middle-aged woman rubbing the fire, Master Peng was furious. Then he pushed the woman away, picked up a deadbolt and ran towards the back hall.
Seeing this, Wu Mian and Wu Mian in the back stopped their steps. Although it is a good thing that he does not return, it can be regarded as half a master and apprentice with Penghua Yin. When the master helps the apprentice catch the adulterer and wear it out, it probably doesn't sound good, and I heard that the adulteress inside is taking a bath, so it's even more inappropriate to go in.
Although Wu Mianhe does not plan to go back, he will not participate in the affairs of the Penghua Yin family. However, when he heard that there were women bathing with men inside, Xiao Rensan's eyes lit up. The little guy grabbed the clothes that didn't return, and said, "Old immortal, didn't you hear that Peng Huayin was bullied?" We live in people's homes and eat in people's homes. You're leaving when something so big happens? It's not that we ginseng say that you are not righteous. We can't look at ginseng, you can be regarded as having taught Peng Huayin a little magic, and he is half a master. If something happened to the disciple, you swaggered away? Walk! Follow us ginseng to help him! ”
As he spoke, Xiao Ren Sansheng dragged him to the back hall. The one behind Bai Wuqiu was also afraid that it would not be a big deal, and he also followed the old and young people into it at the moment. Only Wu Mian was bored and returned to the bedroom where he lived alone.
Return or not, Xiao Ren San and Bai Wuqiu, one person and two demons, have just entered the back hall. I saw a disheveled young woman running out of it, and seeing that she was covered with water stains, she should be the adulteress who took a mandarin duck bath with other men while the old man was not at home.
Sure enough, after seeing the woman, Peng Huayin's eyes seemed to be bursting with fire. gave the woman a slap on the spot and yelled at her, "Shameless slut! I also took the man to take a bath at home, and once I was cooking you, I said! What about the adulterer? ”
Unexpectedly, this slap blinded the water-stained woman, and after she was stunned for a moment, she lay on the ground, "Wow! He cried: "Master, you have wronged me...... We don't have a door to ...... If you don't get in, don't listen to the twenty-eight and chew your tongue indiscriminately...... I was just taking a shower...... A dwarf fell from the sky into my bathtub. You go and ask Lianxiang how many of them...... You can prove for me that you have wronged me...... Can't live ......"
Originally, I didn't plan to go forward to persuade Peng Huayin to say a few words similar to the fact that a big husband would inevitably have an unvirtuous wife and a son who was not filial, but after hearing what the woman said, a little dwarf suddenly fell from the sky. The old guy's eyes narrowed, and after coughing, he walked in front of Peng Huayin, regardless of whether the man or woman kissed or not, the woman pulled it up and said, "Is it a dwarf or a child who jumped off you?" ”
The woman knew who she would not return to, and after wiping away her tears, she continued, "Then how do you know where to go? I was scared silly, but it was Lianxiang who pulled me out. I asked Renka to look at the man. Can't let him run ......"
Before the woman finished speaking, she turned to Peng Huayin and said, "Where does this lady live?" You lead the way. ”
Master Peng already understood that it didn't seem that he had brought a green hat, and at the moment he didn't care about the woman who was still crying, and hurriedly walked towards the back hall. Walking to the door of a dormitory, Peng Huayin stopped, pointed to the inside of the dormitory and said, "Right here, the dwarf that Miao Chun said, Mr. Bugui won't know him, right?" ”
"Then you'll have to go in and have a look," and when he spoke, he had already flashed into the bedroom. A little maid in the middle was holding a wooden stick in her hand, and she was trembling and staring at a large wooden bathtub in front of her. The tub was full of bath water, and a naked, naked man only a few feet tall, floated on it. The dwarf couldn't see it face down, but he knew who he was as long as he was tall.
When the little maid saw Peng Huayin arrive with the distinguished guests who lived outside, she breathed a sigh of relief, threw away the wooden stick, and ran to the water-stained woman in the back.
At this time, Bai Wuqiu walked a few steps to the bath. Grabbing his neck, he threw the little man inside to the ground. He scolded and said, "Phew! You and the stinky shameless thing, you are less than three feet old and you think you are a child, do you want to take a bath with your mother? Say you, but you get up! Ah, dare to pretend to be dead? Okay, Tsunayuan, this time Lao Tzu will let you really die......"
As he spoke, he raised his big foot and kicked it at the head of the dwarf. However, before its legs fell, it was stopped by the Returnee: "Silly boy, this little man is really not pretending to be this time." ”
As he spoke, he turned the little man's body over. This person is Fang Shi Gangyuan, who has been missing with the landlord for a few years, and when the two landlords came out of the dungeon, they didn't return it to see if there was this little man in the dungeon. However, to his disappointment, Tsunagen seemed to have completely disappeared and never appeared again.
I didn't expect Tsunamoto, who had been missing for several years, to appear in someone else's bathtub with a bare butt. However, at this time, Tsunayuan's eyes were closed, and his body was as hard as a stone. After glancing at him, his hands began to grope around his body. Finally, there was a needle eye in the middle of the two breasts, which was barely visible to the naked eye, and Gui Wugui reached out and squeezed the needle hole, and a hair-like thing exposed his head.
When he saw the thing he was looking for, the old man caught the head of the silk thread with his fingernails. Gently pulling upward, he pulled out a silk thread several feet long, and then a piece of silk thread completely pulled out of Tsunayuan's body. The little man finally opened his eyes.
After looking at where he was, and the people around him. The little man closed his eyes again, and said to himself, "I knew that this was still a dream, and I could still see this old face in my dream." Do you think you're good-looking? Change your dreams, let me grow taller......"
Listening to the words of the little man Tsunayuan, he laughed, turned back to his cheap son and said, "Silly boy, you come to make him sober up." ”
After the second stunned agreed, he grabbed Tsunayuan's neck, lifted him up, and looked at his face with four mouths. He walked over and looked at the little man who opened his eyes again and was bleeding from the corners of his mouth. Hehe smiled and said, "Keep dreaming, it won't hurt if I knock you out in a while......"