Chapter 69: If You Understand
"Little pervert, tell you to tease the old lady every day!"
Long Qingqing pressed Chu Gan's left hand with both hands and pressed it slightly.
"It hurts!" Chu Qian grinned and said.
Who would have thought that Long Qingqing was pretending to cry?
And the acting skills are superb and perfect, and Chu Qian is firmly locked in with his backhand, and he can't move!
"Now you know it hurts? Aren't you having fun when you tease me? ”
"Keep up your meat jokes!"
"What do men divorce for? Don't want to do it anymore? Is it that the old lady can't get the knife anymore or are you too floating? ”
Long Qingqing stretched out his hand and patted Chu Qian's cheek, smiling very happily.
"Qingqing~~~"
"Don't make a fuss, can't I be wrong?" Chu Qian said with a wry smile.
"Actually, Qingqing, I had a crush on you a long, long time ago, at that time, I would be at the school gate every morning, the purpose was to look at you from a distance, and, did you find out, every time you go to class, I will listen carefully, and never dare to sleep lazy, because of what?"
"Because I like you!"
Chu Qian turned his expression and looked at Long Qingqing and said.
In fact, it's because Long Qingqing is the head teacher, and he likes to explode K students at every turn...
"The old lady believes in you, don't stare at me with that kind of eyes!" Long Qingqing's eyes first showed a little confusion, and then said viciously.
"Ding... The confession failed and was despised by the system. ”
Chu Qian: "??? ”
The god-level scumbag system still has the saying that the confession failed?
"Qingqing, then how can you forgive me?" Chu Qian really has no tricks, it is really Long Qingqing who has been teased by him too many times and is already immune.
The same trick was useless for Long Qingqing.
"Be my boyfriend!" Long Qingqing said with a red face.
Chu Qian: "??? ”
"Don't think too much about it, my parents recently urged me to go on a blind date, so I want you to be my fake boyfriend!" Long Qingqing saw Chu Qian's look of understanding, and hurriedly said.
Besides, my sister already thinks that she and Chu Qian are boyfriend and girlfriend, so she just doesn't do anything and continues to pretend!
"Fake boyfriend? Can we sleep together? ”
"What do you say?"
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"I promise you, will you let go?"
Chu Qian's chick nodded like a pecking rice.
"That's pretty much it!" Long Qingqing arrogantly let go of his hand, and Chu Qian held his wrist and looked at Long Qingqing.
"Qingqing, I still think it's not good to lie to my uncle and aunt, it's really not good, I'm willing to dedicate myself to being your real boyfriend, do you think it's okay?"
Breaking free from the restraints, Chu Qian regained his true nature, and said to Long Qingqing with a wicked smile.
"You're looking for a fight!"
Thorn -
Chu Qian took out the [Obedient Spray] from the System Mall and sprayed it on Long Qingqing's body.
[Obedient Spray]: It can be used three times, and within half an hour, the user can be obedient to the host, and do whatever he wants, which can be described as a must-have boutique for scumbags!
Long Qingqing stood in place with a daze in her eyes, her consciousness was clear, but her brain couldn't control her body.
"Fierce? Keep it on, you female tyrannosaurus! ”
Chu Qian withdrew the [Obedient Spray] and said to Long Qingqing triumphantly, this [Obedient Spray] was extracted from the big turntable last night, and Chu Gan originally thought it was useless, but today it was put to use.
Why can't my body move?
Why is Chu Qian staring at me with squinting eyes?
What does he want to do?
Long Qingqing's beautiful eyes blinked, but unfortunately she could only use her brain to think, and she couldn't even speak!
"Call a few good brothers!" Chu Qian sat on a wooden bench next to the street and crossed Erlang's legs and said.
"Good brother~"
Because of [Obedient Spray], Long Qingqing involuntarily obeyed Chu Gan's order and shouted out the three words of good brother.
"Good brother?"
"I'm so ashamed~"
"How could I call him a good brother!"
Long Qingqing is about to be broken.
"Be emotional, a little bit, Qingqing, do you know that you can't find a boyfriend for wool? It's because the temper is too short-tempered, and the coquettish woman is the best, and she screams again! ”
Chu Qian frowned when he heard Long Qingqing's emotionless good brother, and said pointedly.
"Good brother~~~"
Long Qingqing shouted again, but this time it was a little more snorting than the last time.
"Good girl!" Chu Qian responded.
Long Qingqing: "......"
He's taking advantage of the old lady!
But why can't I move?
I really want to... I really want to beat Chu Qian up!
"Good sister, you are not allowed to lose your temper with your good brother in the future, you know?"
"Good brother, people know, people will never lose their temper with you again!"
Long Qingqing said these words that made her feel ashamed, but unfortunately she couldn't do anything, she would do whatever Chu Gan asked her to do, even if she didn't want to, she had to do exactly what Chu Gan ordered.
The devil knows what happened to his body!
"Good sister, eat more papaya in the future, don't be so irritable when you talk, I don't care about other men, but be gentle and considerate and understanding to my good brother, you go home."
Seeing that the [Obedient Spray] was about to fail, Chu Qian also felt that it was time for him to slip away.
"Got it, good brother~"
Long Qingqing finished speaking and walked in the direction of home.
Ten minutes later.
"Chu Qian, the old lady is going to kill you!!"
Chu Qian hid in an alley and shuddered when he heard Long Qingqing's words.
Tough girl, you can't afford to mess with it!
Humming a little song, Chu Qian came to Zhang Yuqi's house.
Weekend!
Zhang Yuqi stays at home all day watching anime, which can be said to be a very homebody!
"Big bad, you still know the duck back!"
Zhang Yuqi rolled her eyes at Chu Gan, she specially cooked and waited for Chu Gan to come home for dinner, but now it was seven o'clock in the evening, and the dishes were cold.
Feeling that Zhang Yuqi spoke in a tone like a resentful woman waiting for her husband to come home, Chu Qian was a little embarrassed.
"Woohoo!"
Royal Translator: Master, minor changes to duplicity, identification completed. I spent a day talking to Ben Wang about my master, are all women eels? Obviously worried about the master, he looked cold when he saw the master.
Xiao Ha lay on the bed with a classic husky cute expression.
It's a pity that Chu Qian can't understand Xiaoha's dog words.
"Wangzi little steamed buns, have you thought about it carefully? Just move into my house tonight! ”
Chu Qian said with a serious face.
"There are a lot of perverts and voyeurs in summer, although you are a little small, each of you is a little short, your body is still so-so, and your face is six points at best, but there are many hungry perverts who stare at you in the quiet alleys, staring at you intently!"
Chu Qian said to Zhang Yuqi seriously.
"Big villain, am I so useless in your eyes, although I am short, but I am a cute duck!"
Zhang Yuqi rolled her eyes at Chu Qian and said, in fact, she was also struggling with whether to move or not.
Woohoo!
Royal Translator: Master, you must fool the small changes into the house, and Ben Wang wants to teach the skills of the small changes and demolition!!
It's a pity that Chu Qian can't understand Xiaoha's dog words, if he does...