TBBT Apartments.

Room 4B.

Girlfriends' night.

"Bernadette, how's Howard there?"

While pouring red wine for Amy, Penny asked casually, "You rushed to Houston to see him, he must have worked very hard~"

"Do you mean the coitus side?"

Amy said seriously.

“yes！”

Penny took a sip of red wine and glanced at Amy speechlessly.

"It's okay~"

Bernadette said perfunctorily, and after speaking, she raised her goblet and drank half a glass of red wine inside.

"What's wrong?"

Penny was so keen, she immediately noticed that something was wrong with Bernadette, and said with a wink: "Howard has been training for several days, I don't believe he doesn't look forward to your arrival, is it not okay?"

"He's okay~"

Bernadette pursed her lips and snorted, "But I'm not the only woman who went to see him. ”

"He cheated?"

Amy wondered.

"It's Mrs. Warnowitz, right?"

Penny said the key.

“yeah。 ”

Bernadette rolled her eyes and said, "I see him so pitiful, and have traveled so far to surprise him, can you imagine how I felt when I arrived in his hotel room and his mother's familiar roar came from the bathroom?"

"Hahaha. ”

Penny couldn't stop laughing, "It's Howard and Mrs. Warnowitz, isn't it?"

"If I had known, I would have left him alone. ”

Bernadette said depressedly, "If it weren't for the pitiful ...... he said."

"Say this. ”

Penny interrupted, "What is Howard training there to be trained as an astronaut, and he is so pathetic?"

"Formal astronaut training is very complicated. ”

"It takes a long time, at least more than three years, and Howard, as an accompanying engineer expert, should have simplified it a lot, but I think weightless training must be indispensable." ”

"Yes. ”

Bernadette nodded, "Their first day of training was weightlessness. ”

"That's cool. ”

Penny wisted, "How did they levitate?"

"It's simple. ”

Bernadette frowned: "NASA has a special training plane, after the astronauts sit in, the training plane rises vertically, which lasts about 20 seconds, and then falls vertically like a crash, and so on, Andy's bile is spit out." ”

"So exaggerated?"

Penny smacked.

"What is this?"

Bernadette complained: "There are more gentlemanly ones, because it is weightless, the vomit that is spit out will be suspended in the air in a ball, Andy screams because he is frightened, his mouth opens, and sometimes the vomit will float back into his mouth." ”

"Poof~"

Penny squirted the red wine out of her mouth: "Poor Howard~"

"It's not over yet. ”

Bernadette said the rise, and I was so angry that I went to see Howard bump into Howard's fucking incident, and simply ignored what Howard told her to keep secret, and told all the things about Howard.

"The next day was to use a centrifuge to simulate the overweight state, Andy glanced at the centrifuge, and was so frightened that I asked me to express him a few pairs of underwear overnight. ”

"He's so clever. ”

Penny was dumbfounded.

“yeah。 ”

Bernadette pouted: "Actually, the underwear I couriered to him only lasted one day, and when it came to wilderness survival training, his underwear was not enough. ”

"Wilderness survival training?"

Penny wondered, "Isn't it like camping? They're astronauts, they're going to the sky, what are they training to survive in the wild?"

"With today's technology, astronauts can't control where they land. ”

"Once in the wilderness, the astronauts can only rely on themselves until they are found by the searchers, so they all have to master certain survival skills, and I heard that polar bear astronauts also carry special pistols," Amy said. ”

"Yes. ”

Bernadette bowed her head and said, "I thought it was like camping, but they couldn't bring water, food and tents, everything depended on them in the wild, Andy lived in a cave, and he had no ability to hunt for food, and finally he was so hungry that he swallowed the butterfly that flew to his mouth." ”

"It's pathetic. ”

This time, Penny was genuinely sighing, because Howard's eating butterflies reminded her of the tragic past when she once devoured flies, and she was so miserable at that time.

"Isn't he unable to pass the training?"

Amy's focus is clearly different from Penny's.

"That's what's even weirder. ”

Bernadette frowned and said, "Andy actually passed the training, and he will go to the space station in a while." ”

"Why didn't Howard choose to give up?"

Penny was puzzled: "Just training him to be scared like this, if he really took a rocket to the sky, then he wouldn't be scared to death?"

"That's what I'm worried about. ”

Bernadette was worried: "I have advised him, but it is Andy's dream to be an astronaut, and we can't imagine what this matter means to him......"

Room 4A.

"Siri, help me make a video call to Howard. ”

Rajesh took his phone and looked at it with the same eyes as he looked at his girlfriend, and said.

"Howard's phone is being dialed, please wait. ”

The phone rang with a slightly mechanical female voice.

"You're still playing Siri?"

Leonard was speechless.

"Hey, hey, don't say that!"

Rajesh exclaimed dissatisfiedly, "What's not fun, I'm talking to Siri, this is the only woman I can talk to without drinking." ”

"Are you sure all you want is to chat with Siri?"

Owen smiled playfully, "I think Leonard's joke Siri is more accurate for you, right?"

Siri is an intelligent voice assistant for Apple mobile phones, since Rajesh changed to a new Apple phone, he has fantasized about Siri, really regards Siri as his girlfriend, and chats with Siri whenever he has time, and even dreams at night that Siri is a beautiful blonde with long legs, and says to him: "As long as you speak, I can do everything~"

The only pity is that when Rajesh opened his mouth to speak, he found that he had no way to speak......

"Rajesh, is that you?"

The video call was connected, and a 'haggard-looking' Howard appeared.

"Hi Buddy, are you okay?"

Rajesh waved and laughed.

"I'm not good~"

Howard suppressed his smile and made a sad gesture: "I just got the notice, our mission has been canceled, I can't go to space, you know, that's my dream since I was a child, woo, it's about to come true......"

"Huh. ”

Owen's eyesight, coupled with his familiarity with the plot, saw Howard's pretense at a glance, and joked: "Don't worry, if you really want to go to space, as your best friend, I have an obligation to help you fulfill this wish, Howard, you won't doubt my strength, right?"

"Ahem. ”

Howard was startled, looked at Owen's 'serious' eyes, thought of the ecstasy when he received the notice before, and then considering Owen's financial resources and connections, he trembled in his heart, coughed lightly, and sneered: "Owen, this is my dream, I want to realize it myself, don't bother you." ”

"No hassle. ”

Owen said "enthusiastically": "This is a trivial matter, and besides, the launch mission is just suspended, not that it will be completely interrupted, believe me, as long as you want to, I don't have to work hard, I can help you realize your dreams." ”

Howard: "......"

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