Chapter 113: Bad Joke
On the first day of September, Zhaocaiju launched a winter heart-warming drink - longan red date tea.
And this day is also the day when Aunt Tang bids farewell to the big guy and goes north.
The store was busy, and only Luo Xiaoye gave her away, standing at the gate of the city, Luo Xiaoye said that she would definitely work hard to ensure that when Aunt Tang came back, she would return a different fortune house.
Aunt Tang smiled and said don't be too nervous, just let it be.
After sending Aunt Tang back, Luo Xiaoye saw Mu Yuanshan with a frozen expression, and Zhongli with a happy brow.
This guy, taking advantage of his absence, can he make things difficult for the guests?
"Zhongli." Luo Xiaoye walked over: "How did you provoke Young Master Mu again?" ”
"Boss, why did you always wronged me!"
Zhongli was very hurt in his heart: "It's Young Master Mu who is in a bad mood, and I'm comforting him." ”
"Feeling bad?" Luo Xiaoye stopped at the table: "Why are you in a bad mood?" ”
"Things on the rivers and lakes." Mu Yuanshan's expression was solemn.
"Anyway, I don't know if the boss knows." Speak as if you know it well.
"I told two jokes to Master Mu just now, but people weren't moved."
"That just means you're not telling a good joke." Luo Xiaoye pouted: "Young Master Mu, why don't you let me tell you a joke?" ”
Mu Yuanshan made a "please" gesture.
Luo Xiaoye thought for a while and said:
"On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana who was walking in front suddenly felt so hot, and he said, "It's so hot, I'm going to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana in the back fell. ”
Mu Yuanshan: "......"
Zhongli: "......"
"Boss, your joke isn't funny at all, is it?!"
Luo Xiaoye's face was gloomy, it was not good to be out of school, it didn't matter, let's do it again:
"Once upon a time there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, 'I'm going to eat you!' 'Guess what's wrong?' As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb. ”
"Hahaha, boss, this joke is so funny, who thought of this joke, this person is so stupid!"
Zhongli leaned back and fell back with a smile, but Mu Yuanshan still didn't smile.
It turns out that the young master's laughter is so high? Luo Xiaoye felt very challenging:
"Once upon a time there was a man fishing and he caught a squid. The squid begged him: 'Let me go!' The man said, 'Okay, then I'll ask you a few questions.' The squid was very happy and said, 'Take the test!' Then the squid was grilled. ’”
"Hahaha, Boss, this is also funny, Boss, where did you know so many funny jokes?"
Zhongli smiled and leaned back together, looking very unimaged, but Mu Yuanshan just pulled the corners of his mouth meaningfully:
"Nightgirl's joke is indeed very ingenious, but I have something on my mind today, and I really can't laugh."
As soon as the words fell, the shopkeeper walked over with a tray:
"Guest officer, if you have something on your mind, you can eat our Northwest fried rice, and we guarantee that it will be delicious until you have no worries!"
"If it really tastes so good, then I will definitely come and eat it every day." Mu Yuanshan smiled and picked up the chopsticks.
People are eating, and it is definitely not good for me to tell jokes to others anymore, Luo Xiaoye pulled Zhongli and walked aside:
"Why is Young Master Mu so worried, do you know?"
Zhongli coaxed: "What is there in this river and lake that I don't know?!" ”
"Then you don't sell well, hurry up." Luo Xiaoye urged him.
"Boss, why are you so concerned about other people's affairs? I don't care about my little brother at all? ”
Zhongli's vinegar jar overturned coldly.