Zhao Yulan couldn't believe her ears a little, and couldn't help shouting: "Zhao Xiaoyu, why are you talking like this."

Aren't you crazy? ”

Yudian'er shook her head, looked serious, and said, "Sister Yulan, I'm not crazy!" ”

"Then what did you say about being a concubine? Can this be said casually?

Since you call me Sister Sheng, I will teach you well on behalf of your mother today.

Girl, we have a mouth, not for talking nonsense!

What do you want to say in the future, please go through your own brain first! “

Zhao Yulan was very angry, she seriously suspected that Zhao Xiaoyu was playing her like a monkey, look, this is given

What kind of bullshit reason is it, it's just mentally retarded and speechless!

Yudian'er hurriedly raised her right hand and said, "Sister, don't believe it!" I assure you, I really am

Thinking so, I didn't lie to you.

I'm a person who doesn't like to be restrained, I like to be free and walk around.

If you let me guard the house, teach my husband and children at home, don't go out of the door, don't step out of the second door, this kind of day

Mrs. Ziye is too boring, I don't want to live such a boring life for a day. “

Yudian'er said this, and secretly looked at Zhao Yulan, and found that she was listening to her carefully

pulled the corners of his mouth, smiled secretly, and continued: "In the future, we sisters will be of the same heart, okay."

Good to serve Brother Lin.

As for you, you will be your official wife comfortably in the Lin family, take care of the inner house, and the family's money will belong to you

Anyway, I don't argue;

As for me, I want to accompany Brother Tianlei to go outside to catch bad guys, and robbers or something, hehe, by the way

Go through thousands of mountains and rivers, see the world, and listen to strange stories.

If I encounter any vicious cases, I will investigate, reason, and solve the case with Brother Tianlei

It can be used as a corpse examination or something。。。。。。 ”

The more Zhao Yulan listened, the more wrong she became, and she hurriedly interrupted her: "Stop, stop, Zhao Xiaoyu, you are a woman's family,

How can you go out on errands with Lord Lin? It's impossible, right? ”

Yudianer smiled and said, "Sister, why is it impossible?" This method is all thought up by people, living people

Can you still suffocate urine?

I can disguise myself as a man, pretend to be a man and go to their inspection department, anyway, there is Lin Da

Brother covers me.

Hehe, sister, you have to think like this, I can get an extra salary when I go on an errand, how good.

Sister, let me tell you, I can still pretend to be a beard.

Oh, by the way, that beard I made is so good, it's very realistic, do you want to stick one and try it? ”

Before Zhao Yulan could react, Zhao Xiaoyu took out a handful of black from his arms as if he was doing a trick

Huh, dirty fake beard came out and excitedly tried to stick it to her face.

My mother, Zhao Yulan is a long-term insight today, who else can be more strange than this Zhao Xiaoyu?

If such a disgusting thing was pasted on her flower-like face, she wouldn't be able to go down

Thought, uh, really vomited.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yulan hurriedly pushed away Zhao Xiaoyu's hand holding the fake beard: "This thing is real."

It's so disgusting, don't take it and scare it! ”

Zhao Xiaoyu saw that Zhao Yulan was very disgusted with the beard she had worked so hard to make, and she also had it in her heart

Point is not happy.

This beard is so good, so realistic, why is she so annoying? Can't figure it out!

She pouted and thought about it, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind, and with a bang, she figured it out, hurry

He smiled and explained to Zhao Yulan: "Hahaha, Sister Yulan, don't be afraid, this is not a man."

I made the man's beard out of animal hair, and dyed it black with dye.

Let me tell you, this dye I made is very easy to use, and it won't fade if it doesn't get wet

It also looks natural and looks a lot like real hair.

Hee-hee, Sister Yulan, am I very powerful? ”