Chapter 173: Green Superman
TBBT apartment downstairs.
Stewart's comic shop.
"Feel free to inform me of any need. β
Stewart departed gracefully.
"He looked quite humorous, which was completely different from what I had in mind. β
Penny couldn't help but say.
"Stewart is amazing. β
Leonard remembered the last time they chatted, because of Stewart, Penny almost included him in the ranks of middle-aged uncles, and when he saw Penny change his opinion of Stewart, he echoed with great joy: "He is a top student at the Rhode Island School of Design, a talented artist." β
"Wow~"
Petunia let out an unbelievable exclamation.
"The Rhode Island School of Design, abbreviated as RISD, is a world-class design school integrating art and design disciplines, and is ranked third among the top 25 design schools in the world by QS World University Rankings......
"Ahem!"
Seeing that Leonard was there to give Penny Science in detail, Owen couldn't help but cough lightly and interrupted: "Actually, it's not a genius artist, it should be said that it is an art practitioner, if it is really a genius artist, he will not open a comic shop here." β
"No, it's not. β
Leonard retorted bluntly: "Artists are all casual, it's normal to open a comic shop, and comics are also a kind of art......
"Awesome!"
Owen was dumbfounded and gave a thumbs up to the gushing Leonard.
"Stewart?"
"No, I'm talking about you!"
"Me?"
The corners of Leonard's mouth curled, he raised his head slightly, and said happily: "What's wrong with me?"
"You have a remarkable talent for greening. β
Owen smiled and said, "If you go to plant trees and grass, you are definitely an expert." β
"Really?"
A smile bloomed at Leonard's lips.
"Of course it's true!"
Owen caught a glimpse of Penny already walking towards Stewart and continued to quip, "If you're in the Marvel Universe, what is the Hulk with your green abilities?
"You're so praised. β
Leonard couldn't help but be overjoyed, but then wondered, "But why do you say that?"
"Because~"
Owen dragged his voice and stretched out his hand to the cashier: "You personally assisted the love rival god, you are not awesome!"
"Oh~"
Leonard followed Owen's direction and saw Penny leaning in front of the cash register, holding the sketch Stuart had drawn for her, flirting there, the smile on her face suddenly froze there, and a wail came out of her mouth.
"Similar to Superman, you, the green superman, rely on chlorophyll for photosynthesis and absorb sunlight as energy, the more chlorophyll, the more sunlight you can absorb, the stronger you will be!"
Owen quipped.
"What should I do?"
Leonard ignored Owen's quips and begged with a face.
"Cold salad!"
Owen shrugged: "You can only wait for Penny and Stuart to break up, anyway, it's been two years, you don't have to rush these days." β
"How so!"
Leonard said bitterly.
"Don't think about it. β
Owen patted Leonard on the shoulder and comforted: "If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head, since you like Penny so much, more green should be to absorb a little more sunlight, Green Superman!"
Leonard rolled his eyes and glared at Owen, but remembering the picture that Owen deliberately interrupted just now, he suddenly understood that it was not that Owen didn't help him, but that he was too stupid and good at doing it, and he was immediately frustrated.
"What's going on?"
After Howard and Sheldon failed to compete for the new comics, they couldn't help but ask in surprise when they saw Penny and Stewart fighting at the cash register.
Rajesh and Sheldon also came over, and when Owen explained the cause and effect, Howard clapped his hands and said, "Green Superman, this title is simply too worthy of Leonard." β
"Agreed!"
"Agreed!"
Rajesh and Sheldon chimed in.
Next.
"Leonard, you don't look energetic. β
Howard had a 'look of concern' on his face, and when Leonard waved his hand to say that he was fine, his voice changed: "Did you stay in the room for too long, didn't bask in the sun, lacked energy, Green Superman?!"
"Hahaha. β
Rajesh burst out laughing.
βguysγ β
Sheldon said seriously, "I guess Leonard's concern is whether Penny and Stuart will be coitus after their date tonight, right, Leonard?"
Leonard listened to the 'coitus', which was extremely harsh, and glared at Sheldon fiercely, but Sheldon didn't care why Leonard was glaring at him, and puffed out his eyes and looked back.
As always, Leonard was defeated and said boredly, "Yes!"
βyesοΌβ
Sheldon clenched his fists and smiled happily, "I guessed right again." β
"Do you want me to take you to a bar to pick up girls?"
Howard said casually.
"Yes!"
Leonard's spirit was shocked, thinking of the goddess he had been chasing for two years, so he was personally pushed to Stuart, and the previous praise of Stuart as a genius artist turned into artists who are all perverts and shameless bastards!
"Really?"
Howard's eyes lit up.
Before Owen arrived, he had always been the most vocal person in the otaku team when it came to hormones, and he had been bragging in front of Leonard about his great achievements in picking up girls in bars, but in reality he was just bragging.
It's just that he doesn't think so himself, he has always put the reason for the failure of the pickle girl on Rajesh, if there is Leonard, a less brainless wingman, he believes that his rich pickling skills will definitely be a success.
"Yes!"
Leonard got up, gritted his teeth and shouted, "I can do it, I can do it!"
"yes!yes!
Howard was overjoyed, and as he spoke, he ran towards the bathroom.
"What are you doing?"
Leonard was puzzled.
"I'm going to take my panties off first. β
Howard's voice came from the bathroom.
"Why?"
Leonard looked confused.
"If I'm lucky enough to hit base tonight, I don't want to get stuck in Aquaman's panties. β
Howard laughed.
β......β
Leonard was speechless, shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's what I said, I'll replace it too." β
"Wait for me. β
Rajesh followed.
The trio went into battle in a vacuum and were led by Howard to a bar.
"What now? Just go and talk to you?"
Leonard was ready to move.
"No! It's too early. β
Howard waved his hand and said: "Let the lawyers and athletes pick first, and after the selection, the remaining old, weak, sick and disabled are our goals!"
"That's your secret?"
Leonard's heart was half cold.
"That's right. β
Howard excitedly introduced, "Wait a minute, if you see a girl with a guide dog, she is mine, what are you doing?"
"I didn't look for Owen for this kind of thing, but I looked for you, obviously I was wrong. β
Leonard picked up his phone and dialed Owen's number as he walked out, "Hey, Owen, what are you doing?" Listen, I want to ask you for a favor......
Howard looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him at all, and dragged Rajesh after Leonard: "Wait for me, I want to go to Owen too!"