25, the most comical zombie catching secret technique in history

"My lord, youβ€”Are you really willing to go? That's just great. When Yuan Zhenggang heard this, he almost didn't jump up.

"Okay, when are you going, remember to call me!" Ling Feng nodded, although he was still a little worried about zombies in his heart, but in order to complete the task as soon as possible and be happy and passionate with Su Qing, Ling Feng had already ignored everything.

Of course, the more important thing is that he has been in danger several times, and now he also needs a strong subordinate to strengthen his team.

"Absolutely no problem, my lord, with you, I have more confidence, you are a great existence in my heart." Yuan Zhenggang said excitedly.

"Come on, don't think that you call me an adult, don't be embarrassed to die, just call me Ling Feng." Ling Feng felt that Yuan Zhenggang was talking more and more sissy, which made him goosebumps fall to the ground.

However, hearing Ling Feng say this, Yuan Zhenggang immediately waved his hand and said: "No, absolutely not, if I call you by your name, it will be absolutely disrespectful, I will not be called if I die, I will always call you Lord, I am willing to be a little entourage by your side forever......"

"No one can compare to you in this sycophant, I'm tired, get out of here immediately!" Ling Feng hurriedly interrupted.

That Yuan Zhenggang smiled, not angry at all, but extremely excited: "Thank you, adult, for your exaggeration, I'll get out now!" ”

After speaking, it was as if he had picked up a gold ingot, and he left happily.

Ling Feng was completely speechless.

But next to deal with zombies, Ling Feng must be fully prepared, listen to Yuan Zhenggang, the dog-legged report, this Xishan zombie was dug up in a construction site, the appearance is terrifying to the extreme, the means are even more cruel, a fat-headed and big-eared contractor was bitten to death by him, several policemen were also bitten by him, the bullet had no effect on him at all, so he had to use people like Lao Yuan, but the zombie seemed to have a deep affection for that construction site, and he had been staying inside and did not leave.

It seems that this zombie is very fierce, Ling Feng remembered all kinds of magic weapons to deal with zombies in Uncle Jiu's zombie movie, peach wood sword, ink bucket, glutinous rice...... For such a dangerous task, I must be well prepared!

But thinking so in his mind, the system suddenly yawned and said, "Brother, with your current identity, you don't have to be so troublesome to deal with zombies!" ”

"Do you have a good idea?" Ling Feng immediately said with a smile.

"There is a way, of course, but you also know that you have to charge for taking things from me!" The system is straightforward.

"What a money fan!" Ling Feng glanced at the system, but it was really impossible without the help of the system at the moment, so he hurriedly said coldly: "Say, how much money are you going to extort me this time?" ”

"Everyone is a brother, you don't need too much, the brother price is 10,000 yuan, I guarantee you to take the zombie!" As the system spoke, a beautiful box loomed in his inventory, and it looked like it was supposed to be a treasure inside.

"Okay, let's blackmail you again, give me something!" Ling Feng gritted his teeth and said hurriedly.

"Okay, deal, take it!" After the system finished speaking, the thing instantly fell into Ling Feng's hand, and then the system disappeared without a trace.

"Walk so fast, afraid of being beaten?" Ling Feng said, immediately opened the exquisite box, and in an instant, his whole person collapsed directly.

What is the magic weapon of this, it is actually an ordinary prefectural employee entry form.

"System, you get out of here, I promise not to kill you!" Ling Feng scolded directly, last time he bought a needle for 1,000 yuan, and now he buys a piece of paper for 10,000 yuan, this system is simply the ancestor of profiteers.

"Brother, don't get excited, now that the official establishment of the underworld is in short supply, I have already wasted all my strength to get this piece of paper, this is also a great opportunity for that zombie, he must be ecstatic, directly subordinate to you, and don't even have to fight!" As the system spoke, he suddenly remembered something, and said busily: "I forgot, you bought this quota, I will give this thing to you, don't get angry anymore, it's not good for your health!" ”

After the system finished speaking, a puddle of things like poop fell into Ling Feng's hands.

In an instant, Ling Feng was about to explode, 10,000 yuan to buy a piece of torn paper, and actually sent a piece of stool, why does this system want to revolt today!

"Brother, don't get me wrong, this is zombie mud, you can communicate with zombies after eating this, I hope you can show excellent eloquence and successfully subdue zombies without a single soldier!"

After the system said this, a puff of smoke had disappeared.

Ling Feng completely collapsed, but for now, he could only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor, and he only hoped that the zombie would be reasonable and easy to communicate.

Two days passed in the blink of an eye, and the nervous Ling Feng received a call from Yuan Zhenggang, saying that the zombie was making a lot of trouble, and he had injured a few people, and he must be subdued quickly, otherwise the police would not be able to cover it, and there would be a big mess.

At this moment, the car was already waiting downstairs, and several people came to greet the "master".

Obviously, Yuan Zhenggang had already boasted about himself, and many people in the car seemed a little excited, as if they wanted to see the master's demeanor.

Ling Feng scratched his head, he was really confident, but now he took this piece of broken paper to subdue the zombies, obviously the rhythm of sending them to death.

But at this moment, it is already to catch the ducks on the shelves, and the system has accepted the task of appeasing the zombies, if he doesn't go, I'm afraid there will be a very severe punishment, and he pinched his fists at the moment, and Ling Feng took the first step to pick up the zombies.

"Everyone, this is the Master Ling I am talking about, he is the big man I admire the most in my life, as long as he is here today, we can definitely subdue the zombies and eliminate the harm for the people!" As soon as he got into the car, the big-mouthed Yuan Zhenggang shouted.

Ling Feng's face was black, he didn't expect that there were several strangely dressed people in the car, obviously all of them were "experts" in the industry, all of them were wearing various weapons, and there was a Taoist priest with a nervous expression who carried four or five gossip swords alone, obviously in the face of such a terrible zombie, none of them dared to be sloppy.

Under Yuan Zhenggang's introduction, Ling Feng handed over to all the corpse hunters one by one, although those people were very enthusiastic on the surface, they obviously had doubts about Ling Feng in their eyes, and even some disdain.

Obviously, in the professional work of catching zombies in the industry, it must be at least forty-five-year-old and experienced Maoshan Daoist, a teenage hairy guy who claims to be a master, and obviously few people believe it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now that we are all gathered, we are ready to go, but before we go, I suggest you check your respective equipment, that zombie is quite powerful, don't give your life in vain!" In the driver's seat of the car, an old policeman looked at the strange people behind him suspiciously, and when his eyes fell on Ling Feng, he was obviously even more suspicious.

The surrounding industry insiders immediately moved with their hands, but Ling Feng did not move.

"My lord, what magic weapon did you bring, if it is heavy, I will help you carry it!" Next to him, Yuan Zhenggang was as attentive as ever.

"No!" Ling Feng categorically refused, thinking that a piece of broken paper would let you take the wool.

Soon the car started, at this moment the time is gradually entering dusk, Haizhou city is two hours away from Xishan two hours by car, and when the car arrives, it is already dark.

Seeing that the corpses around him were very heavy, the big guys didn't rest, and immediately began to prepare, even the hippie smiling Yuan Zhenggang's face changed, and he set up an ink fountain line around him, and at the same time he was coated with special corpse liquid, and several other people also wore heavy helmets exaggeratedly, obviously the zombie was extremely ferocious, and protective measures were necessary.

"My lord, don't you have some means of protection?" Next to him, Yuan Zhenggang looked at Ling Feng motionless and couldn't help but wonder.

"I, I'm ......" At this moment, Ling Feng wanted to say that he would block your lend me.

But before he could say anything, Yuan Zhenggang immediately said loudly: "Yes, I forgot what kind of identity and ability you are, adult, to deal with a little zombie, where do you need any means of protection, just do it!" ”

The surrounding "experts" looked at Ling Feng with surprise on their faces, and they didn't feel a little more admiration in their hearts.

At this moment, Ling Feng really wanted to strangle this mouthy bastard.

But at this time, I suddenly heard a person shouting: "Zombies, zombies have come out to kill again, and the construction captain's eyeballs have been gouged out by him, run away!" ”

Nima, it's so terrifying, let's run away! Ling Feng was nervous in his heart.

"My lord, they're all on it, let's hurry up, and it's up to you to preside over the overall situation when we catch zombies!" Next to him, Yuan Zhenggang said and hurriedly dragged Ling Feng forward.

When the previous few expert-level bigwigs heard this, they hurriedly stopped, signaling that Ling Feng, the "master", should be at the forefront.

Ling Feng wanted to cry without tears in his heart, this was simply forcing him to go to Huangquan Road......