There is such a kind of classmate in every class, usually I rarely see him serious K book, he disappears when others study, and he plays games when others guess the exam questions, but every time the grades come down, his score always makes you wonder if your IQ should be retaken, not simply should you retake it and reincarnate once.

Obviously, Luen is such a classmate......

The report card came out in the afternoon after the final exam, and Liang Chu thought that he had done very well in the exam, but except for the practical subjects he was good at, his scores in each subject were half a point or one point lower than Luen's.

Liang Chu pulled his hair resentfully, staring at the report card, and at the same time gave birth to a kind of melancholy that was both Yu and He Shengliang.

Of course, in the eyes of others, Liang Chu is also such a classmate, but she doesn't know it.

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Soon, Xueba Liang decided to let go of this trivial matter, what she should worry about now is where to work to earn money and accommodation during this holiday.

The canteen is closed during the holidays, and the juice shop that used to work part-time is getting better and better, and has hired long-term workers. And since he got 10,000 yuan through two surgeries, Liang Chu knew the taste of the marrow, and he began to look down on the petty fights of dozens of coins a day.

After wandering around the streets, Liang Chu, who had found nothing, made up his mind to ask if Instructor Owen needed manpower, or if they wanted a long-term surgeon.

When he returned to the school and found out where the instructor's dormitory was, Liang Chu went to Irving's instructor's dormitory in a hurry. It is a quaint five-storey dormitory building, and in order to facilitate the work of each instructor, in addition to their dormitory in the army, the school also allocates a one-bedroom single dormitory to each person.

According to the address, she found the dormitory at the top of the fifth floor, and as soon as she walked to the door and stood still, the sensor doorbell on the door rang happily.

After three sounds, the female computer voice inside the door began to say softly: "Hello, the owner of the house is not at home. You are not in the owner's settings, so you cannot wait inside. Please come back later. ”

Liang Chu suddenly asked it with a bad taste: "Then who are the people in the setting of the house owner?" ”

It immediately replied, "I'm sorry, I have nothing to say." ”

Liang Chu rolled his eyes and shouted while banging on the door: "I am his very important person!" Hurry up and open the door, or I'll let him tear you down!" ”

After several slaps, the door stood still, and Liang Chu was bored enough, so he had to turn around and leave.

At this time, I faintly heard a humming sound coming from the window on the side of the door of the room. Liang Chu leaned on the glass and looked carefully, the gap between the curtains was dark, and she couldn't see the situation in the room clearly, she blinked, and when she was about to take a closer look, her eyes suddenly met a pair of black, big, and round eyes! At this moment, these big eyes in the dark are staring straight at themselves!

Liang Chu was so frightened that he took two steps back, and sat on the ground with a "poof". After a moment, unsure whether it was a man or a ghost behind the curtain, she dared to get up from the ground and lean over the window to see what was going on inside.

Those big eyes are still there, still looking at her so directly!

This time she wasn't so panicked, she just took a step back in fright, laughed dryly, and waved her hand to the position of her eyes, "Hi"!

"Big Eyes" didn't answer, and continued to stay in the same position, without even blinking. After a while, Liang Chu wanted to wonder whether he was dead or alive, only to see him turn around, turn his back, and turn a black ass around.

Yes, it's a black chubby plush ass, a bird ass!

Liang Chu breathed a sigh of relief. Many wealthy people like to keep mechanical pets, including puppies, kittens, pandas, koalas, and even small dinosaurs and snakes.

These expensive pets can be customized according to the owner's requirements, and after receiving them, they will automatically adjust their personality according to the owner's preferences and living habits. For example, when you meet an owner who likes cute pets, mechanical pets will become very coquettish, and even their actions and sounds are cute; When you meet an owner who likes predators, your pet will become extremely powerful and fierce, guarding the home and bullying the stupid dog next door within a set safety range.

So what kind of virtue is this bird raised by the instructor? Liang Chu was curious.

"Hey! Hello! Liang Chu tentatively knocked on the glass window.

The blackbird turned his head, and his black eyes, which took up a third of his body, looked straight at her for a few seconds, and then rolled his eyes and turned back again.

Wow, it's still a cool bird! No wonder he was raised by Coach Owen, and he really resembles him.

"Hey, stupid bird, where's your boss?" Liang Chu poked its round ass through the glass.

Although it couldn't poke it, the blackbird jumped on the windowsill in disgust and moved forward, but it didn't fly away.

Is this taking Joe? Liang Chu covered his mouth and snickered.

After thinking about it, and fiddling it in his satchel for a long time, Liang Chu grabbed a handful of melon seeds left over from Ma Yue, who didn't know the Year of the Monkey, and handed them to the blackbird's buttocks, "Stupid bird, do you want to eat melon seeds?" ”

The blackbird immediately twisted his butt and turned around, his eyes were shining, and he looked at the handful of melon seeds in Liang Chu's hand.

Hehe, it's still a glutton!

Being able to eat is one of the biggest selling points of mechanical pets mimicking real pets. It will excrete food scraps on its own, and if the owner is not available, it will not starve to death if it is not fed for a long time, and it will return to its nest to recharge. It's easier and more convenient to feed than real pets, and it's loved by everyone.

The blackbird fluttered its short and fat wings, stared at the food in front of it, and was so anxious that it "chirped". Liang Chu grabbed one and put it in his mouth with bad intentions, opened it with a look of enjoyment, and then sighed and praised: "It's so delicious!" Some guys just can't eat it! ”

The blackbird was even more anxious, and kept pecking at the window with its pointed beak, looking impatient.

Haha, Liang Chu smiled proudly, and felt that it was very interesting to abuse birds.

Finally, the blackbird remembered something, learned the owner's usual action of opening the window, and pecked the window opening button under the window again and again.

But the mouth is too sharp to imitate the touch of a human thumb, and the window doesn't move.

It refused to give up and pecked desperately, Liang Chu was anxious, and commanded through the window, "Hit it!" Try it with your head! As he spoke, he pointed to his head and made a gesture of hitting forward.

The blackbird blessed the soul and gave up using his beak to hit his head instead. While waving his little wings, he slammed the switch with his round head. But the windows remained untouched.

"Hey, stupid bird, look at it, it's going to hit like this!" Liang Chu took a few steps backwards, and then made the appearance of rushing forward.

The blackbird looked at her in a daze, looking sad. After hesitating again and again, in the end, he couldn't resist the temptation of a handful of melon seeds, ruthlessly, buzzed back, looked at the window switch from afar, felt that it was not far enough, took two steps back, closed his eyes, and rushed forward fiercely-

"Boom!" There was a loud bang, and even Liang Chu looked at it with pain and his teeth tightened, and the window finally opened slowly!

It's not easy, it's really the birds that die for food! Liang Chu watched in amazement as the stupid bird staggered and struggled to get up from the ground, flew out crookedly, and then fell into his arms in a daze.

She hurriedly reached out to catch it, touched its head, and made sure that it was not flattened, so she was finally relieved, and instead stroked its black shiny and soft feathers.

The stupid bird closed his eyes and slowed down, remembering that the food he dreamed of was right in front of him, and suddenly his round eyes opened, and he began to knock melon seeds in Liang Chu's hand.

It's stupid. Liang Chu held the chubby blackbird with starry eyes, and walked to his dormitory regardless of whether it agreed or not, or whether its owner agreed or not.

At night, Liang Chu was alone under the lamp, staring at the stupid bird in front of him who came back with a handful of melon seeds.

"It's gone, it's really gone, I don't believe you're searching!" Liang Chu took out the inner pocket of the satchel and showed it to the blackbird.

The blackbird was angry and wanted to fly.

However, Liang Chu had already closed the doors and windows tightly, and even the window switches were taped to death, the blackbird had tried countless times today, and there was no hope of escaping, and it was just a show at the moment.

"Good, I'll buy it for you tomorrow, okay? You see, it's so late, the supermarket is closed, and the delivery fee is very expensive for food delivery! You see I'm so poor, and I'm an unemployed beautiful girl, you can't bear it, can you? "Liang Chu is pure and seductive, and looks like teaching children.

The blackbird probably understood, and fluttered the little short wings unwillingly, "chirping" non-stop, as if warning Liang Chu.

"I know, you go to bed obediently first, and tomorrow my sister will get up early in the morning and buy it for you, okay?"

The little black bird finally quieted down, and looked at Liang Chu with big eyes and a look of resentment.

At this time, Liang Chu's mobile phone vibrated and it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, who's that?" Liang Chu asked lazily while combing his hair.

"My bird is with you?" Instructor Owen's voice asked her.

"yes, I gave it something to eat, and it eloped with me, it's as simple as that!" Liang Chu smiled.

"Give me back."

"No, it likes me and doesn't want to go back." Liang Chu snickered.

"How is it possible, not only will it not turn its back on the old master, but it also knows the way very well, you locked it up, right?" The other party's calm tone revealed a hint of gnashing of teeth.

"What about it, don't believe it!" Liang Chu switched to video mode and pointed the ring at the blackbird. The fat bird saw the projection of the owner in the air, and "chirped" happily, and its little wings snapped.

Look at your impatience! Liang Chu turned off the video in disgust, and said to the instructor with a smile, "Ah Stupid likes me very much, I don't think you have time to take care of me, do you want me to watch it for you for a few days, and ensure that a bird feather will be returned to you!" ”

"Stupid?" The other party was stunned.

"yes, does it sound good, does it go well with it?" Liang Chu smiled, and he could imagine Instructor Owen's frowning eyebrows.

Somehow, she likes to upset the instructor, anyway, she hasn't seen any good faces in front of him, and she doesn't care about offending one more time.

"Tell me, what do you want me to help do?" The other party didn't want to be bored with her anymore, so he asked straight to the point.

Unexpectedly, before the instructor understood her intentions, Liang Chu was a little embarrassed.

"Well, thank you, instructor, I really have something I want to ask you for." Liang Chu smiled dryly, the other party didn't answer, and waited for her to follow.

"The instructor is like this, you see that the school is now on vacation, and I can't be idle for two months, so I want to ask you, do you have a suitable position for me there, I want to take a short-term job!"

"Nope!" The other party was concise and to the point.

"Instructor, I can do anything, in addition to professionalism, I can also serve you tea and pour water!" She stammered.

"No, I don't. Besides, I don't need a water pourer for 5,000 dollars a day. ”

Liang Chu was helpless, and refused to give up, so he had to pestered him cheekily: "Then you see if there is any other position suitable for me, you don't have to follow you, you can do anything!" You see I want to be a little technical, and if I want to be diligent, I can learn even if I don't understand, I learn things very quickly! ”

The other party groaned for a while, and Liang Chu nervously waited for the next step on his mobile phone.

"Well, wait until I ask first, and I'll get back to you tomorrow." The instructor was faint.

"Oh yes!" Liang Chu jumped up from his chair all of a sudden, "Thank you, instructor!" Thank you, instructor! That's great! ”

The other party held his forehead, "I don't seem to have agreed yet, right?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I believe that as long as the instructor is out, there is nothing that can't be done!" Liang Chu was busy patting his ass, for fear that he would take back his words.

"So you can return Ozhi to me tomorrow, right?"

"Of course, of course! Thank you, instructor, and wait for you tomorrow with good news! Liang Chu smirked.

After hanging up the phone, Liang Chu happily rolled on the bed twice, only to realize that he remembered it and glared at the black bird, "So your name is Aozhi, stupid?" The blackbird on the table nodded busily, looking at her with big eyes and trembling spirits, as if to say, "It's me, it's me!" Awesome, right? Isn't it stupid? ”。

"Is it the trickster king Ozhi from The Wizard of Oz?" She laughed, "It's still stupid!" ”

Ozhi wilted all of a sudden, turned to the side angrily, pouted his fat ass, and ignored her.