Chapter 28: A farce
The laughter of everyone continued to reach the ears of Old Man Xia, and Old Man Xia turned black with anger, and shouted angrily at the three people who were fighting: "Stop, stop quickly!" ”
It's just that the three of them were already fighting hotly, and they couldn't listen to Old Man Xia's words at all, so Old Man Xia had to yell at Xia Yinghan and Xia Yingwei: "You two are dead people, stand there and don't move, why don't you separate them for me quickly!" ”
Xia Yinghan looked at Old Man Xia mockingly, and said, "Master, do you think we can separate them with thin arms and legs?" ”
Old Man Xia's face turned red when he saw Xia Yinghan's eyes, and he said angrily: "I don't care if you have thick arms or thin arms, no matter what method you use now, you quickly let them stop!" ”
Xia Yinghan smiled, "This is what you said." ”
Before Old Man Xia could react to what Xia Yinghan meant, he saw Xia Yinghan pick up the rolling pin that fell on the ground, and swung it towards the three of them, hitting them with a stick one by one...... on the chest.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
In ancient times, there were no fake breasts made of silicone, hydrogel, or cavernous body, they were all real soft meat, Xia Yinghan's stick went down, and the three of Xia Laozi suddenly stopped holding their hands on their chests and screamed in pain.
"You girl, you dare to beat me!" Old woman Xia glared at Xia Yinghan fiercely.
Xia Yinghan blinked and said innocently, "It was the master who asked me to beat me." ”
When Old Man Xia heard this, his eyes almost didn't pop out, "Big girl, what are you talking nonsense!" When did I let you spank your? ”
Xia Yinghan spread his hands and replied, "Didn't you tell me just now, no matter what method you use, as long as you separate the milk?" ”
"You...... I ......" Old Man Xia was speechless for a while, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to stand in place and blow his beard and stare at him.
The big girl is not only bold now, but she has also learned to disobey the yang and the yin, and take advantage of the loopholes.
"Dead girl, do you dare to beat your elders, aren't you afraid of being thundered by the sky?" Xia Luzhu was still a girl, and her big breasts were hit hard by the outside world for the first time, and she couldn't relieve her pain for a while, so she had to yell at Xia Yinghan angrily.
"If you really want to be struck by lightning, you will split your mother first." Xia Yinghan pursed her lips.
Xia He was panting with anger.
The dead girl dared to curse her for being struck by lightning.
"Okay, look at you, where are there still women, it's just three crazy women." Old Man Xia looked at the three people with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, and scolded angrily.
Mrs. Xia relieved herself at this time, and she couldn't care about Xia Yinghan, so she scolded Xia He, "He's you, you slut, boss, write a letter of resignation quickly, and now you will divorce this crazy woman." ”
Xia Anguang hadn't spoken since just now, but her face was very ugly.
Xia He's head calmed down a little at this time, she knew that her father-in-law was a foolish nerd, and she would basically listen to what her mother-in-law said, and maybe she would go back to write a letter of resignation to her soon.
If she is really divorced, her life will be over.
Thinking of this, Xia He let out a "whoop" and rushed towards Xia Anguang.
"The head of the house, the nest didn't say those words, and he didn't trip over the mother, it was the mother who hit the nest first, and the mother cursed Brother Yu that he would definitely not be able to pass the test this time!" In a hurry, Xia He's speech was much clearer.
Xia Anguang was already thinking about writing a letter of resignation, but when he heard Xia He's words, he looked at Mrs. Xia in surprise.
Even Old Man Xia frowned and looked at Old Man Xia.
Mrs. Xia was seen as weak for a while, and immediately shouted inwardly: "He's you, you, what nonsense, when did I say those words!" ”
Xia He glared at Mrs. Xia fiercely, covered her face and said, "Does that Niang Ni dare to swear poisonously?" If the mud had said those words, the mud would have sores on his head, pus on the soles of his feet, and his sister-in-law would not be able to marry in her life! ”
"You...... You ......" Mrs. Xia really didn't dare to swear such a poisonous oath, so she had to sit on the ground and start sprinkling, "Oh, what kind of evil has our old Xia family done, I have only heard of my mother-in-law grinding my daughter-in-law, and I have never heard of my daughter-in-law burying my mother-in-law." This is going to be the other way around, why did I go blind and help the boss pick a dead star like you......"
Although Xia Anguang lost his wife and Xia Yinghan had such a drag oil bottle, he was already a child at that time, and he was still young, so many people came to help him say goodbye.
It's just that I didn't expect Xia He's to be not a good master, for so many years, the two have been fighting openly and secretly, and they both say that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are naturally hostile, which is really vividly reflected in Xia He's and Xia's wife.
"Why is my life so bitter, I haven't been able to enjoy any blessings for so many years, but I was almost killed by my daughter-in-law, why didn't God chop this thing to death with a thousand knives......" Mrs. Xia's octave voice penetrated the wall and directly reached the ears of the people eating melons outside the gate.
Listening to the louder and louder discussions outside the courtyard, Old Man Xia kicked over a pile of firewood on the side, and shouted: "Okay, howl enough, let me stuff you into the dung pit again!" ”
Mrs. Xia was so frightened that she immediately shut her mouth and didn't dare to howl again.
Although Old Man Xia loves face and is patriarchal, he still has the ability to basically distinguish between right and wrong, looking at the appearance of Old Man Xia who does not dare to swear poisonously, he understands in his heart that what Xia He said is probably right. Mrs. Xia usually likes to work against her eldest daughter-in-law, and Mr. Xia also knows something, but it doesn't have a big impact, so he doesn't know when he turns a blind eye, but now that everyone in the village knows about it, how can Old Man Xia still close his eyes.
"Since you all have so much strength to fight, don't eat tonight, go back to the room for me, shame on me!" Old Man Xia shook his sleeves angrily, turned around and walked back to the east wing.
Xia Luzhu walked out of the fire room with Mrs. Xia in her arms, and glared at Xia He and Xia Yinghan fiercely before leaving.
Xia Yinghan just didn't see it.
Xia An didn't even look at Xia He's family, turned around and went back to the room.
"Sister Hua, quickly help your aunt back to the room." Xia Anzong said to Xia Yingwei.
Looking at Xia Yingwei, who came over and stretched out her hand to her, Xia He slapped her hand away, and said viciously: "Get out, don't help in the mud!" "Don't think she doesn't know that the second girl who fell before was intentional, hum! Sooner or later, she will be good-looking.
Xia He limped out of the fire room.
Xia Anzong looked at Xia He, who was walking away, and then at Xia Yinghan and Xia Yingwei in the fire room, and sighed helplessly and left.
Although the three women of Xia He's family didn't have anything to eat at night, several men still had to eat, so Xia Yinghan and Xia Yingwei stayed in the fire room to continue cooking.
"Cousin, just now you picked on the loophole in your grandfather's words and deliberately breastfed them, right?" In the crackling sound of firewood, Xia Yingwei's voice came.
Xia Yinghan glanced at Xia Yingwei lightly, and said, "Isn't my cousin's softness also intentional!" ”
Xia Yingwei's hand was stunned and she stopped talking.