Although it is not too complete, this house can be regarded as a solution in the third uncle. We were tantamount to unloading a heavy burden on our shoulders, which made me and the third uncle's tense nerves relax in an instant.

My third uncle and I were in the basement, lying on our backs, and we all fell asleep with almost no buffer.

This night, we slept so sleepily that we barely moved except when we got up to pee. The experience of these two days, mentally and physically exerting, is something I have never encountered in my life. So much so that later, I realized that this experience was nothing compared to what happened later.

It wasn't until the morning of the third day that the third uncle peed on the urine bucket next to my head, I thought it was raining in a dream, wiped a handful of water droplets on my face, and woke up when I felt that something was wrong.

The third uncle was sleepy-eyed, and he was about to drill into the quilt after urinating, but I grabbed him, and it took him a long time to wake up.

The third uncle stretched, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, eldest nephew, go for morning tea?" ”

I said angrily, "Eat your fritters and tofu brains." ”

The third uncle laughed: "Let's deal with it first, and when it's over, we'll go to the clean house, if it goes well, we'll be able to get the money in seven days, and then we'll go to the best restaurant in Shenzhen." ”

I gave him a blank look: "You said lightly. Even if this house is broken, you are guaranteed to find a buyer within seven days? ”

The third uncle waved his hand: "Don't worry." Who is your third uncle? I've already found a buyer, just waiting for us to solve the murderous situation of this house, and when the time comes, it will be a matter of minutes to sign a contract and get the money. ”

Seeing that the third uncle is full of confidence, I am also skeptical, could it be that the third uncle really did something reliable this time?

In the morning, the third uncle took me to the surrounding counties to buy things, saying that they were all needed for the clean house.

The third uncle told me that after breaking the murderous situation of the murderous house, there is another important step, which is to clean the house.

The so-called clean house, also called sprinkled clean or prosperous house, there are also some places called Wang Sijiao or Wang Bajiao. The main purpose is to remove the remaining yin qi in the house by purifying the house, and only by removing the yin qi will it not attract dirty things.

Speaking of which, the third uncle said that removing yin qi is actually literal, and in the final analysis, it is to remove the remaining ghosts in the house. It's just that this kind of statement is easy to cause panic when you say it at the moment, after all, not everyone believes in the existence of ghosts in the world.

In real life, many people don't pay attention to or don't understand clean houses, which is why there are so many murderous houses. However, those who study feng shui and those who practice the Tao know the step of purifying the house, and they will not be able to clean the house, and they are definitely not a qualified feng shui master and Taoist disciple.

The third uncle explained a lot to me, and said with a smile: "But it's also thanks to the fact that most people don't know how to clean houses, otherwise how can we make money?" ”

I glanced at the third uncle, this kind of thinking is a bit inhumane. After all, if there is a murderous house, there will be a tragic death. But then again, we cracked the murderous house, making money is one thing, and by the way, we also overtook the soul of the dead, so that the dead can live in peace, which is not necessarily not a good deed. Thinking of this, my heart is much more steady.

The third uncle prepared a lot of things, in addition to the grains he often used, he also bought a few bottles of liquor, all of which were of that high level of grain wine, and other items such as red paper, yellow paper, red cloth, steamed buns, sandalwood, and brooms.

All morning, we were all shopping. Finally, I prepared a large bag of things, and arrived at the deserted building at noon.

At the door of the deserted building, the third uncle put on his broken robe again. I looked at the oil-stained ragged robe, which should have been the one he wore when he came back from his Taoism studies. Later, he was beaten by the people of the old Liang family, and his robe was torn. Now I see that there are a lot of patches sewn on it, and it should be that the third uncle has repaired it again.

I couldn't help but say, "Third uncle, is your robe an antique?" You can't wash it, what do you smell like? ”

The third uncle glanced at me: "You know a fart, this robe was left to me by my master, it is stained with fairy energy, and if it is whitewashed, there will be no fairy energy." I don't usually wear it easily. Let's go into the clean house, and you will learn a little bit along with it, and this work will be handed over to you in the future. ”

It's the first time I've heard the third uncle mention his master, and he seems to be very remarkable, and just as he was about to ask a few questions, the third uncle had already opened the door and walked in.

I stood outside the door, still a little hesitant, after all, I still remember the events of that night vividly.

The third uncle turned his head and said, "Don't worry." At noon, even ghosts can't make trouble. ”

I was relieved to follow the third uncle into the house, and the third uncle asked me to start from the first floor and open all the doors and windows. We opened the doors and windows in turn until we reached the second floor. At the same time, use a broom to clean out some debris on the ground. Among them was the doll that had been destroyed beyond recognition. The third uncle said that this thing had to be taken back and burned. In addition, the Bodhisattva in the cabinet was also wrapped in red cloth by the third uncle and brought it away, and it will be disposed of later.

Then the third uncle mixed the purchased grains together and put them in a basin for me to serve. In addition, he took a basin of water and carried it himself, and took a strip of sorghum millet on the broom and held it in his hand.

We started from the innermost window on the second floor, and the third uncle dipped it in sorghum millet with water, dusted it out of the window, and recited the words in his mouth: "This house has a master, I warn the Quartet, you should leave, and you should go." Grains, offerings in the world, the return of the house gods, and the ...... of idleness and miscellaneous"

Every time I go to a window, after the third uncle dusts out the water, I need to sprinkle half of the grains in the basin indoors and half out of the window. Sprinkle it all the way to the entrance door.

Finally, the third uncle took the compass and set up a small incense table in the most central part of the house, spread it with red cloth, put three large bowls on it, put red paper in the bowls, and put the grains in it, and burned three sticks of incense for wine and food. The third uncle held three incense sticks in his hand, bowed three times, and said: "The house god has arrived, and the incense is in place." ”

After the incense is burned, you can go out. When you finally go out, hang a red cloth on the door frame, and even if the house is cleaned, the whole grain scattered on the ground needs to be kept for more than seven days.

When we finished the last step, the third uncle also breathed a sigh of relief and said that we could contact the buyer.

I wasted no time in asking the third uncle: "Listen to the mantra you read, involving the otaku god." What kind of god is this house god? How come I've never heard of it? ”

The third uncle was mysterious and whispered to me: "It is said that it is a house god, but in fact, it is also a ghost." We are engaged in this clean house, to put it bluntly, it is to exorcise ghosts and settle the ghosts. This ghost is what we call the house god. By purifying the house, the god of the house declares sovereignty to the four directions, and at the same time warns the outer ghosts that the owner of the house is protected. It is precisely because of the protection of the house ghost that the owner of the house can be stable and not be disturbed by external ghosts. So there is a saying that it is difficult for people to be safe in a house without ghosts. ”

I nodded: "We solve the murder situation, that is, to drive away or get rid of the evil ghosts, and invite the house ghosts back when we are done, is that what does it mean?" ”

The third uncle approvingly: "Not bad." The children can be taught, and they ......"

Saying that, the third uncle didn't know who to call, and after chatting for a while, he told me with a smile: "It's done." Seven days later, we removed the grain from the house, signed a contract with the buyer, and we got the money, and we could net 500,000 yuan by removing the part given to Chen Dafa. At that time, it will be just half a month to expire, and I will have an explanation with Boss Wu. ”

I was also moved by the third uncle's beautiful vision for the future, and imagined that we could get the first pot of gold in seven days. I still owe a lot of foreign debts, and it's really hard to have a hard time with debts. When the time comes, it will be able to be repaid, and the so-called debt-free body is light.

For the first time, I felt that seven days was such a long time that it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as years and years. In seven days, we spent the last more than 100 yuan of the third uncle, and we also took a lot of credit at the food stall in Guozai.

When the seven days came, the third uncle hurriedly took out the phone and prepared to contact the buyer.

Who knew that before I could dial out, a call came in.

The third uncle looked at the number and hurriedly answered the sound.

As I was talking on the phone, I saw the third uncle Huo Ran stand up from the chair, his tone changed, and his emotions became excited.

As soon as I saw that things were not good, I saw the third uncle arguing excitedly with each other on the phone, pacing back and forth in the room with limited space.

In the end, the third uncle yelled at the phone: "Fuck you......"

After speaking, the third uncle hung up the phone hatefully, and was about to fall, but fortunately, he controlled his emotions and was reluctant to fall.

However, the third uncle's face was ugly and gloomy.

I cautiously asked, "Third uncle, what's wrong?" ”

The third uncle was indignant, and said hatefully: "I'm fucking a villain, a villain, I'm a fucking villain." Lao Tzu really beats the dog all the year round, and actually let the dog bite the leg......"

I reminded: "Third uncle, it's a perennial goose that makes the goose peck in the eye." ”

"It's a dog, it's not even a fucking dog. Do you know who is calling? It's Chen Dafa, this dog heard that I broke the murderous house, but he didn't admit it. The price that was promised to me doesn't count. Do you think I can not be in a hurry? The buyers over there have all been found. ”

"I said third uncle, you didn't sign a contract with him?"

The third uncle stomped his feet: "Isn't this matter urgent?" I didn't think about it that much, who knew he could fucking change hexagrams? ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Then we are not wronged at all." ”

All the beautiful visions, like soap bubbles, burst in an instant, and the two of us are like deflated balls. Although various difficulties were imagined in advance, most of them were in the process of how to crack the murderous house. I never expected this kind of change.

All of our plans are based on the success of buying and selling a murderous house. Now as soon as the accident comes out, everything is in vain.

Just then, the door was kicked open.

Boss Wu, who was full of meat, broke in with a fierce look, glanced at the two of us, and sneered: "Li Laodao, the seven-day time limit is up, where ...... my money?"