Guo Dong's words made the big black bull's face blush, and the whole person trembled slightly.

Deng Qian and Chen He frowned and reached out to poke him.

"Don't stab me."

Guo Dong pulled the two of them, and then walked in front of the big black bull: "Brother Chen'er, do you think I'm sarcastic and sarcastic about you?" ”

Guo Dong shook his head and asked himself: "No, I'm not sarcastic about you, on the contrary, whether a person is good or bad, it is impossible for everyone to like him, even if it is RMB!" It is impossible to make everyone disgusted with him, even cockroaches and rats! ”

"As the so-called Qin Hui still has three good friends, although the words are not good, but the interaction between people, if it changes because of other people's words, then this friendship, this friend is not good."

Da Hei Niu's face softened a lot, and Deng Qian and Chen He, who were about to catch up behind Guo Dong, also breathed a sigh of relief.

"The things of the past, whether true or false, no one can tell, and who has not been young and frivolous? Who is not guilty of trust? Who hasn't done something wrong? What's more, as I just said, whether it's you or Sister Bai, is that little thing about you called a problem? ”

"As long as you and I get along and have a friendship, it's enough to be worthy of the word friend, and the rest is not important!"

Guo Dong waved to the side as he spoke, and soon, someone came over and picked up the axe he had just thrown away on the ground.

"Since you're here, don't be idle, go, chop this crab, it's too big to steam in a pot, cut off the crab legs and big turtles and chop them into one by one, and then the crab body is steamed separately."

While speaking, Guo Dong picked from the weapon rack and chose a pair of half-human-high short-handled sledgehammers, which were completely the lion lynx hammers of the "God-level Big Star Crossing System" next door to the cottage: "This is for you...... By the way, give Sister Bai a call and ask her to come over for dinner, and by the way, I also happened to see how the location of her houses was. ”

As he spoke, Guo Dong walked to the side, and Huang Luoji, whose face was among the women, was second only to Tangtang and them who were the fastest to recover: "Call Sister Xuan and ask her to come over too, I just happened to do everything today." ”

There have been a lot of things in the past few months, and there are only two things related to the people Guo Dong knows, one is the incident just mentioned, and the other is the strong crime that Yiqujun committed abroad, and today fortunately, the two things have been solved.

"Well, are you in the mood for a two-handed affair?"

Guo Dong looked at Xi Xi, Tangtang, Yaya and Zhang Lianggang again.

"I don't care, I have to vent, otherwise I will be mad by you if I don't get angry with you!"

The other three people were still reserved, but after Zhang Liangfu had already shouted madly, he was the first to rush to the weapon rack, and while selecting weapons, he pointed at the big crab and shouted: "Untie it for me, my aunt and grandmother are going to unload it in eight pieces today to vent their anger!" ”

Looking at Zhang Liangfu, who looked like a crazy woman, the remaining three people looked at each other a few times: "Okay, what my cousin said makes sense, we also need to release the pressure." ”

The three of them also followed Zhang Liangfu and rushed to the weapon rack.

As Zhang Liangfu said just now, even if Guo Dong's self-explosion today is not angry/scared to death, it is almost angry/scared half to death, and if you don't vent, it will really make people crazy!

And because in a few days it will be the last episode of the goddess, that is, the episode that Guo Dong and the program team said before that it was filmed in this Wushuang Mansion, so Guo Dong also told them some things.

not only told them about it, but also said that when the time came, he took Tangtang to participate in the show, determined the status of the master of Tangtang's harem, and also told them that the pill they were given before was an elixir, and the lives of several people in the future would be calculated in thousands or even ten thousand years, if there were only two people together, they would really be lonely and bored.

So many explosive and subversive things added together in a short period of time, if you don't vent, you will really go crazy!

"Wow~ What a big crab!"

After a delay of half a day, the blue giant also rushed over from Xiangjiang with his wife, and as soon as he got off the plane, he saw that the monster-like crab was untied, waving a pair of big pincers and a few sharp spear-like crab legs with teeth and claws, so he looked like a domineering and mighty general.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals are also generals!

What's more, such a big crab, even if it is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, who is not the king, ten is not enough for him to fight, which Guo Dong said he can testify, and a black monkey country in the southeast that produces Filipino maids, a village that was destroyed in the early hours of the morning can also be proven.

"Don't wow, hurry up and pick up something to unload this crab and steam it in a pot!"

Guo Dong beckoned to the blue giant: "By the way, there are only a limited number of crabs, just this one, there are more people and less meat, so wait for whoever cuts off the crab legs to whom!" Hands are fast, hands are slow, first come, first served. ”

Several meters high, not counting the legs and Daao, there are crabs more than 100 square meters in size, and they are not enough to eat?

All of them looked at Guo Dong speechlessly.

But in the next moment, all the people rushed out.

Although the crab is big, it can't hold the belly of a group of foodies!

Although there are not many people in this group, there are also a lot, not to mention more than 20 people, and most of them have either practiced qi and blood handling or have just obtained the ability not long ago, they all need a lot of energy to tonic and the amount of food is amazing, one is more than one can eat, let go of the belly to eat, pick one out casually, you can eat dozens of catties of beef in one meal without pressure!

Including a mushroom that can only cut out pictures and has a mouth big enough to swallow a fist...... Oh, wife.

More than 20 people add up to at least a thousand catties of meat, and this big crab itself is just a crab weighing less than half a catty of three or four taels, even if the body size is now magnified a hundred times, the weight has also increased, but after removing the thick and hard shell, how much crab meat and crab roe can there be?

For these foodies, it's really not enough to eat more porridge than monks!

"Get out of the way~ Get out of the way!"

Chen He and Lao Deng Tou were just about to shout to lift their breath, when they heard the sound, there was a coquettish sound, and when they turned their heads, they saw Zhang Liang rushing up with a big knife like a rainbow, followed by Tang Tangxi and Yaya, who were also holding big knives.

Although the four people chose knives, they are all long-handled broadswords, but knives and knives are different, the Qinglong Yanyue in the hands of Lao Deng Tou is a big knife, but the Mo knife that is full of people and horses, the knife and the handle of the knife and the handle are half of the chopping knife, the hook sickle with the blade and the hook on the back and the three-pointed and two-edged Erlang knife, these four knives are all big knives, but it is obvious that there is a big difference in appearance.

As for the four delicate and beautiful Gu Liang, why did they all choose the knives that only rough old men use......

The spear of the moon stick year knife, the three-foot sword is hidden with you, the spear in the long weapon is more difficult to learn than the simple skill, and the halberd is more difficult to learn with both skill and strength, and the knife with a sharp edge is far from being comparable to the stick in terms of lethality, so after these four people obtained the ability, they were learning how to use the knife with Guo Dong.

Especially Zhang Liangfu, the self-defense artifact that Guo Dong gave her at the beginning was the Wuya knife, although the artifacts of several other people were not knives, but if their own abilities and the artifacts they possessed were no longer useful, the lethality of the short blade was useless at all.

Although the long blade may not be used, it is a little stronger.

"Old Dengtou, I feel that you are also insulting Guan Yu with this Qinglong Yanyue Knife."

Looking at the clear rules, the momentum between the opening and closing of the knife moves, and the light of the knife, it perfectly interprets what it means to be a woman who does not let her eyebrows go, and what is a heroic four-member female general, and then look at the embarrassment of joining forces with himself to deal with a crab leg, there is no trick at all, only the Deng banknote that is chopping and chopping, Chen He suddenly laughed, and returned the damage that the valuable old Deng Tou gave him intact.

But he completely forgot that he was not as good as the old Deng Tou as an 'old man'.

"I have no problem with you saying cool things, but don't stop! Kaikai ~ Hurry, Hurry, Hurry! Come and help! Chen He, the pig, is cheating again! ”

In addition to Guo Dong's own deal with the pair of car-sized pincers, Tangtang and Yaya, Xi Xi and Zhang Liangfu, the big black bull and the blue giant, Lao Deng Tou and Zhu He, the eight people were divided into four groups, dealing with the four most flexible crab legs on both sides, and the little cheetah was running back and forth between the groups as an emergency team.

"It's coming, it's coming, I've just left, why are you two dead again?"

The little cheetah ran back speechlessly, raised the blade in his hand high and slashed it out, using a Fang Tian painting halberd as an axe for chopping wood, and slashed heavily on the crab's legs, saving Deng Qian from being strung into a sugar gourd.

"It's not this pig yet, the muzzle is pointing inward at me and not saying anything, and it's still standing aside and stealing!"

Deng Qian glared fiercely at the pig crane who was not ashamed but proud on the side, laughing there but not coming forward at all: "Kaikai, or let's team up and kick this pig away!" ”

The little cheetah was just annoyed running back and forth: "Okay, it's decided, the two of us have Lu Bu and one Wusheng Guan Gong, and we don't need this pig at all!" ”

Looking at the two people who kicked themselves out of the game in just a few words, Chen He suddenly became anxious: "Hey, hey, you two can't be like this, no matter how powerful Lu Bu and Guan Yu are, don't you still need me, the Erlang God?" ”

As soon as Pig Crane saw that things were not good, he suddenly shouted loudly, and rushed forward while waving the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand.

"No, you don't!"

"You go up to the side, don't get in the way here!"

But with the lessons of the past, neither of them intends to accept him, nor dare to continue to trust him, after all, although this big crab is destined to become a big meal, but for the time being, it is still a lethal monster, and if you are not careful, it is possible that before the crab eats the crab, it will be eaten by the crab before the crab eats the crab, and they can't help but deal with it accidentally.

After all, they don't have Guo Dong's strength, nor do they have the ability of the four of Tangtang, so they can rest assured that they can act boldly and wantonly.

There is no humanity of the opposite sex, this has always been Guo Dong's motto, so what they cultivate is the qi and blood of ordinary battlefield generals, even if they are placed in ancient times, they are only partial generals and deputy generals, and first-class generals can't do it.

And what they are cultivating is Guo Dong's improved martial arts and fire shadow body skills, which are combined with each other's divine skills, such as the Jade Girl Fist Technique, adding some Jiuyang, Dragon Elephant and Eight Dunjia things, which are blended into a peerless school that is more suitable for women and can transform into internal force.

Not to mention that they are running around for life, they don't have much time to practice, and they not only have a lot of time, they only participate because they are interested, but they also have jelly to teach all the time.

They are one word different from them, but the treatment is very different.

It's just that they are not only ugly, but also born of the wrong gender.

Of course, even if they are not ugly or female, the final result is estimated to be not as good as it is now.

After all, since entering this circle, Guo Dong has known a lot of beauties, not to mention anything else, half of the ten beauties in the goddess are top beauties, and several of them have a relationship with Guo Dong that is not weaker than most of the members of the running men's team, but they still haven't learned to carry qi and blood, let alone others.

"Brother He, it looks like you're going to get nothing, it's just that Zixuan and her mother are going to drink the northwest wind with you...... By the way, I think no one should grab the crab shell from you, you can smash it and grind it into powder and cook porridge to drink, do you want to know about the lotus seed crab shell porridge? ”

Guo Dong looked at the pig crane who was disgusted and expelled by everyone, not only did he not stretch out his hand to pull him, but he also fell into the well without mercy and ridiculed him to his heart's content.

It is still a solemn statement, it is never a floor wash, it is never a floor wash, it is never a floor wash! Say the important thing three times first!

As for the question of L, everyone has friends, and the same person's friends also have the difference between nodding friends and friends of life and death, including you and me and everyone, no matter what outsiders think and what the other party thinks, friends are two people's own affairs, whether they are good or bad, whether they are close to others or others, no one can comment, after all, some people have done enough face. As for the heart-shaped stone, what happened after the breakup is still important? Before the breakup, who didn't swear that the alliance couldn't afford to live and die, saying that it was the only and the unique? Whether it's a person or a gift. Whether it is character or way of doing things, it is only related to the individual, and the rest, as the title of the chapter in this chapter, is two parallel lines that right and wrong are not related to personal friendship.

They are not righteous men and gentlemen, so why force others to be saints?

(End of chapter)