Chapter 62: An Awkward Marriage

In the afternoon, Linghu Wude's dream came true and he held a wedding with Lilac Xiaoxiu as he wished, and only Shangguan Wucai and Father Qian attended their wedding. At night, Linghu Wude drank ten bottles of beer, because he was going into the cave room tonight! At night, he came to the room drunk, but when he stripped naked and went to touch Lilac Xiaoxiu, his hands and body touched Lilac Xiaoxiu's body and spasmodic and convulsed like an electric shock. Linghu Wude was very strange, he looked at Lilac Xiaoxiu, Lilac Xiaoxiu covered his snow-white chest with both hands, and only wore a pair of pink underwear on his lower body, and his graceful body was extremely enchanting and sultry against the background of candlelight, so that Hu Wude's saliva kept flowing onto the bed. He shouted, "Xiuxiu, take off your underwear." And why can't I touch your body?" Lilac Xiaoxiu was so ashamed that her face was flushed, it was the first time she exposed her body in front of a man, she whispered: "I had a dream last night, as if I was captured by robbers, and then an old woman forced me to drink soup, and I fainted after drinking the soup." When I woke up, I found myself wearing only these pink panties. The old woman stood by and looked at me strangely, and she said that the panties would disappear automatically after two years. With that, she left. I hurriedly put on my clothes, got up and ran out of the room, when suddenly an eight-headed monster sprang out of the doorway, and I immediately fainted. I woke up this morning and found myself sleeping in bed wearing only these panties. I tried all my strength to take off my underwear, but I couldn't take it off, and I cut it with scissors, burned it with fire, and washed it with water, but there was no way to do it. Look at my waist here, when I burned it with fire, my skin was blistered, and it still hurts bitterly. I wanted to tell you before I got married, but I was afraid that you would misunderstand that I didn't want to marry you, so I didn't tell you before the wedding. ”

"Then please take your hand away and let me see your breasts, okay?" Ling Hu Wude said anxiously and helplessly.

"What do you want to do? Since we can't do things between husband and wife, it means that God will not agree to our union for the time being for two years. Lilac Xiaoxiu's mouth was upturned, and she was unhappy.

Linghu Wude shouted, "You find a rope for me?"

Lilac Xiaoxiu said: "Why do you want a rope? Could it be that you want to tie me up? What do you want to rape? Linghu Wude, I misjudged you, I didn't think you were this kind of person." If you dare to rape, I'll shout that Wucai will come over!"

Linghu Wude almost vomited blood, he roared: "I want to hang myself with a rope, not to rape you!"

Seeing that he was angry, Ding Xiang Xiaoxiu hurriedly whispered to comfort him, and said coquettishly: "Brother De, don't be angry, people will be your people in two years, if you really like people, can't you wait for two years? Of course, Brother De, you really want to hang yourself, I won't stop you, you have a great kindness to me, how can I disobey you? However, you have hands and feet, it's easy to find a rope, right? Isn't it hypocritical for you to do this?"

Linghu Wude said: "I've been waiting for eight years, and I have to wait for two years?

Lilac Xiaoxiu didn't expect Linghu Wude to ask like this, she didn't think of the answer to this question, so she simply said angrily: "Who said that you must take a bath and you must strip naked, and you can wash it with your clothes on." I've tried, and the fire can't burn the panties, and the water can't melt the panties, but the water can get into my panties. Don't you ask these dirty questions again, can't you wait for two years since you love me?"

Linghu smiled bitterly: "I'll wait, I'll wait, okay?"

Lilac Xiaoxiu said: "Even if you know each other, if you mess around, people will marry Wucai." By the way, Brother De, why doesn't God want us to combine within two years, have you done something lacking in virtue, and God wants to punish you?" Ding Xiang Xiaoxiu's words really startled Ling Hu Wude's heart, but his face on the surface did not change at all, and he said indifferently as usual: "You Brother De and I are walking straight and right, where will I do things that lack virtue?"

There was a quilt between the two, Ling Hu Wude was very depressed and lay down to sleep, he thought to himself that Lilac Xiaoxiu was obviously lying, didn't she take off her underwear when she untied her hand? There is a problem with that panties, it must be possible to take it off, but others really can't take it off, but Lilac Xiaoxiu herself can definitely take it off. Thinking about it, he fell asleep. Lilac Xiaoxiu also thought it was weird, but it was good to be like this, to be honest, she really didn't want to marry Linghu Wude, an old boy who was more than ten years older than her! If it weren't for the sake of repaying the favor, she would never marry him.

At breakfast the next morning, Lilac Xiaoxiu said, "Wucai, you go to the Sesame Academy to borrow some silver from your Jiupin brother." Recently, the price of Hujin No. 9 has increased in price, and the efficacy of this medicine on Sanfan disease is very good, and it cannot be stopped. Some time ago, when Gu Yu and the others came to see Sanfan and me, they told me that now Shang Jiupin has stayed in the school to teach after graduation, and serves as the deputy director of the discipline department of the school, and the salary is not low. Oh, by the way, Wucai, what do you think of Gu Yu? I think she's very good, delicate and virtuous, I'll be a matchmaker for her and you, okay?" Shangguan Wucai shook his head again and again: "Sister Xiaoxiu, Wucai has a heart, she has already sworn by the mountains and the sea, and she will never abandon her in this life and this life, until the sky is old and the sea is dry." Lilac Xiaoxiu asked knowingly, and asked sweetly: "Who is she? Can you tell your sister? My sister is so envious of her, she can get such a deep love from her talented brother! By the way, when did she swear to you? Why don't I know?" Shangguan Wucai saw that his words were full of flaws, and he was speechless for a while, and he was embarrassed and unable to speak. Linghu Wude sneered: "I said that there is no talent, can you not be hypocritical? Your sister Xiaoxiu asked you, when did you swear to her Shanmenghai? I think you don't even know what her breasts look like!" Lilac Xiaoxiu kicked Linghu Wude's elephant leg, raised her eyebrows, and scolded: "Linghu Wude, can you accumulate some virtue? If you don't die, you will die? This hurts others! Yes, Miss Ben knows that Wucai has only expressed his love for me to me once, and he and I will marry you before he and I can make an alliance." Of course I know that he is blowing, can't we give him some of the face and self-esteem that a person who has a crush on unrequited love? Don't you allow him to blow and have a good time when he loses my love?